GAH! I hate posers

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

My freakin 16 yr old neighbor just got back to his house. Right now, instead of going in, he and his friends have the car radio on. Its playing the shittiest music, and theyre just standing there. I wanna go punch him.

 

[Mr. TM]

What were they posing as?

 

[Tenta]

I see no posing in this scenario.

Now, this is posing.

[youtube]HFKrrdJxakE[/youtube]

 

[Mr. TM]

It's better than posting.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Sorry I left stuff out, Theyre trying to act like black rappers(I'm not racist dont get mad at me) Theyre dancing and rapping, even though they are white. I think its 50 cent? Lil wayne? Idk

 

[Tenta]

Actually, it's a new guy called Lil Cent. He's really underground... So in other words, there's no way they can be posers. They're linked to the underground and shit

 

[Mr. TM]

I am listening to Kayne.

*insert something about Kanye being the future of rap music*

*insert Murfish/X fight*

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Ok, they stopped, Thank god, if they had still been going by the time Conan O'Brien came on, I would have hit them with a baseball bat.

 

[Tenta]

I see...

So question... Your name's the HHH-Hogan effect..... And your sig is Kane?

 

[BooCocky]

Kanye got stacks, ya'll already know that? Louis that, gucci this?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Man, I cannot stand rap today. I really wish I could stop some of these kids out today and give them my old Death Row and Fugees CDs.

 

[BooCocky]

you fu** with dre, you fu**** with Death Row.

 

[X]

Never quote rap lyrics again Becker. Ever.

 

[Tenta]

Dude, The Fugees are fucking gangly! I still have The Score in my CD player in my car right now. simply put, fucking win! I love the Mask, and Fu-gee-la is an awesome song to. That, right there, is a win.

Does anyone ever wonder what happened to Lauryn Hill? I know Wyclef's a great producer, and Pras... Well, I never cared too much for him. But where has Lauryn been?

 

[BooCocky]

Walking down Melrose, spot where they sell clothes
That chick know she bad, tell by the Chloe bag
She ain't no hoodrat, she ain't gotta prove that
I peep the McCartney's, Stella got her groove back

 

[Tenta]

Dude... I miss the Wu Tang Clan. Cream is such a fucking good song. Just popped that in now.

 

[BooCocky]

cash rules everything around me...

 

[Tenta]

cash rules everything around me...

Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all

 

[BooCocky]

It's been twenty-two long hard years of still strugglin
Survival got me buggin, but I'm alive on arrival
I peep at the shape of the streets

 

[Tenta]

And stay awake to the ways of the world cause shit is deep
A man with a dream with plans to make C.R.E.A.M.
Which failed; I went to jail at the age of 15
A young buck sellin drugs and such who never had much
Trying to get a clutch at what I could not touch

 

[Ty Burna]

X...you gonna say it or should I?

 

[BooCocky]

The court played me short, now I face incarceration
Pacin - going up state's my destination
Handcuffed in back of a bus, forty of us
Life as a shorty shouldn't be so rough

 

[X]

C.R.E.A.M. is good, but they've got a ton of better songs.

Such as this:

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Oh. And stop rapping people. You've all just taken a big fat dump all over ODB's grave. I hope your happy, his children are crying now. Assholes.

Say what Ty?

 

[BooCocky]

she's got more crabs than a seafood platter

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Ok, they stopped, Thank god, if they had still been going by the time Conan O'Brien came on, I would have hit them with a baseball bat.

Allison Iraheta's on Conan tonight!!!! Yay.

Flames Out
Dragon