Funny story

[Blue Chipper]

I was brushing my teeth this morning, and as I rinsed my mouth out I glanced over at a shampoo bottle. I didn't look at it directly, but something caught my eye. The bottle was pretty hazy, and I made out the words "*********ing shampoo". I immediately stopped what I was doing and walked closer to it. Of course, it said "moisturizing shampoo". I laughed.

It was funny to me, anyway.

 

[The Doctor]

Lulz. I once tried to brush my hair with deodorant.

 

[ABMorales787]

I remember one time, when my step dad was really drunk. I had my dog (when he was a puppy) in the bath tub downstairs. He was so drunk, he went to the bathroom, opened the bath tub door and peed on the poor guy.

 

[Blue Chipper]

I remember one time, when my step dad was really drunk. I had my dog (when he was a puppy) in the bath tub downstairs. He was so drunk, he went to the bathroom, opened the bath tub door and peed on the poor guy.

Must have been pretty drunk to not only pee in the bath tub instead of the toilet, but to not see the dog in the tub.

 

[Dave]

Are you ready for the winner? I am about to hit you guys with it.

Before a wedding I was supposed to go to, I accidentally brushed my teeth with Hair removal cream. Winner!

 

[ABMorales787]

Must have been pretty drunk to not only pee in the bath tub instead of the toilet, but to not see the dog in the tub.

Yeah. Then in the morning when I told him what he did, he didn't remember.

Now that I recall, there was one time he pulled a bag of nails from a drawer and tried to serve them on a cup. God knows what his intentions were.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Are you ready for the winner? I am about to hit you guys with it.

Before a wedding I was supposed to go to, I accidentally brushed my teeth with Hair removal cream. Winner!

Winner, hands down. I guess you freaked out when you found out.

 

[Dave]

I almost cried. This was about two years ago, so I was a grown man basically. You ever seen a grown man cry about hair removal cream!? I thought not.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Yeah. Then in the morning when I told him what he did, he didn't remember.

Now that I recall, there was one time he pulled a bag of nails from a drawer and tried to serve them on a cup. God knows what his intentions were.

He was drunk then, too....right?!

 

[ABMorales787]

He was drunk then, too....right?!

Defiantly.

 

[The Doctor]

The other day I tried using toothpaste as deodorant.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Lulz. I once tried to brush my hair with deodorant.

The other day I tried using toothpaste as deodorant.

You have a fetish for deodorant?

 

[Mustang Sally]

Lulz. I once tried to brush my hair with deodorant.

I once gargled with Windex.

No ill effects, but for a few hours, you could see right through me.

 

[Miko]

Was walking my dog in a feild, walked past this old guy with a pair of binoculours.

He turns to me and goes "look at all the tits"

Hands me the binoculours, I look through them excitedly, turns out he's talking about blue tits. What a weirdo

 

[Blue Chipper]

Was walking my dog in a feild, walked past this old guy with a pair of binoculours.

He turns to me and goes "look at all the tits"

Hands me the binoculours, I look through them excitedly, turns out he's talking about blue tits. What a weirdo

Sorry for my lack of worldly knowledge, but what's "blue tits". Some kind of flower?

 

[Miko]

Sorry for my lack of worldly knowledge, but what's "blue tits". Some kind of flower?

They are birds, quite nice ones if your into that sort of thing

 

[The Doctor]

I once gargled with Windex.

No ill effects, but for a few hours, you could see right through me.

Sally ftw.

You have a fetish for deodorant?

No, I just fail.