Funny Quote

[Derf]

So me and a friend are talking about sex, and she just admitted to me that she thinks the male penis is gross, yet claims to be strait. She was asking me if it was supposed to be "warm and slimy" because it don't seem that way in movies. I told her "If yor having sex like in the movies, your doing it wrong."

She got confused

 

[Rusty]

Is she like 14?

 

[Derf]

Is she like 14?

18. She just don't like it.

I miss that friend

 

[Rusty]

You should have said to her "you can tell me for yourself if its warm and slimy", *Unzipps pants*.

 

[a0161613]

Derf,is this your friend who lives in Blackpool?

You may find she changes her mind.

 

[Derf]

Derf,is this your friend who lives in Blackpool?

You may find she changes her mind.

Yeah it's that friend, and what do you mean, she changes her mind? already asked if she was switching to chicks, she said no.

 

[a0161613]

I meant about sex in general. 'Cos with the right person, it is, well, awesome.

 

[HBK-aholic]