Funniest status/ad on a Social Network

[Final Form Snyper.]

I was looking through Lamebook today and couldn't stop laughing, I will rep you for funny/good ones. I will start with one...

"I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it. I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better."

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

"May the 4th be with you all"

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

"I saw a woman wearing a Guess sweatshirt so I went "Implants?" She hit me"

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

 

[Dave]

That is a great ad. I would have accepted that one, if I were looking.

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

This truly killed me.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

I was putting petrol in my car the other day and tried to stop it exactly on the mark. When i stopped it was at £20.02 and i cursed loudly. When i went in to pay the person behind the counter was smiling he had seen what i was trying to do and said "hey dont wory about the bit extra" i said cheers mate gave him a tenner and walked out.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

On lamebook or failbook or something there's some dude who's all "I wonder what it'd be like to fuck a baby" and like 20 responses of WHAT THE FUCK

found a link

http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/facebookwtf2.jpg

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

 

[The Bearded One]