Fungushead, this might be hard for you to hear...

[JenksIX]

Yeah, this is kind of like a double post, but I think everyone should know this because it's a global concern.

North American women don't give a shit about a Scottish accent and honestly, they are probably turned off by it due to this Canadian bastard ...

Mike Myers

In 1994, after the release of Braveheart, Scotsman and the Scottish accent were all the rage around the world thanks to Mel Gibson. This angered the wrong people, so a Canadian special intelligence agent Codename: Mike Myers was deployed to ruin the popularity of the scot accent and make it synonymous with wackos, fat bastards, and ogres. Here are some of the hit pieces/propaganda that I'm talking about.

[YOUTUBE]zCrT96QJBfQ[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]JUqJUH55zxQ[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]XRWIm67ChVA[/YOUTUBE]


Some say the English were the ones who asked the Canadian's (using them as proxy) to destroy the reputation and perception of the Scottish around the world due to their anger over the Braveheart movie. But somewhere along the way, the relationship between the Canadians and the English went arie and the two began plotting covert operations against one another.

Who could forget this hit piece (series) that the Canadians along with special agent "Mike Myers" put out against the English.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (ironic being as how Mike Myers is indeed an International Man of Mystery. This just goes to show you how bold and in plain sight this guy is.)

Many people still believe the English all have bad teeth, don't know how to dress, and all they want to do is "shag baby, yaaaa!"

Finally, and a few years later, President Bush must of angered the Canadians (some say the Canadians blamed Bush for allowing South Park to remain on TV and embarass and disgrace canadians about the way they talk ("what are you talkin aboot, guy") and how they're obsessed with farts)*Inception parenthesis ... because they once again sent Myers out, this time he wasn't as subtle.

[YOUTUBE]JO1j77mo6Vc[/YOUTUBE]

Look at how nervous Kanye is there. And look how innocent Myers tries to come off, while he hides the 9mm behind his back(reminds ya off one of those al queda videos where they have the hostage read from a script doesn't it.) That he is able to get away with this stuff and on live national tv is astounding.

Anyway, that is who you should blame for women no longer getting wet at the sound of strong scot accent... Special Canadian Operative "Mike Myers."

"Knowledge is power." -President Barack Obama

 

[Pole Smoker]

lol.

wtf is this shit.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

lol.

wtf is this shit.

I think he's trying to tell ya that the scottish accent is no longer cool in America because of Mike Myers

Luckily for the English they have Hugh "House" Laurie

 

[Pole Smoker]

lol that is a load of shit. All chicks love an accent. Doesn't matter what one but it just so happens that Scottish is the best in the world. Trust me chicks love the Scottish accent. I've been to both Canada and America and it never fails to work. I honestly don't know what the fuck this shit is.

 

[JenksIX]

The last relevant Scot in America was 95 yr old Sean Connery(now the only one you ever hear about is Susan "big tits" Boyle.
Also, Americans think Scot's all still wear kilts and carry battleaxes around with them. It's funny what stereotypes your allowed to get away with.

[YOUTUBE]vIeQtoGzC7A[/YOUTUBE]

Roddy Piper is another Canadian special intelligence agent that mascaraded around as a Scot.

 

[JenksIX]

All chicks love an accent. Doesn't matter what one but it just so happens that Scottish is the best in the world.

Well to be fair, in his day, Sean Connery did woo the women with his accent in James Bond. But as for all accents, I've never seen a woman woo'd by a chinese accent.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

it just so happens that Scottish is the best in the world.

No No No, French accent is the best in the world

Susan "big tits" Boyle

ummm... yeah??

 

[Pole Smoker]

Jenks, this would maybe hold some truth if I was a kilt wearing, fat ogre, nutter.

U tryin to say that when they see a handsome devil such as me (I'm lean as fuck by the way) looking normal and then they hear my accent. at that point i'm in control.

they usually are like omg are you scottish and then instantly want some cawwwwck. you can make small talk so eay when you're foreign. not to mention hot chicks fuck you just because yo're foreign (you need decent looks as well of couse)

 

[Pole Smoker]

No No No, French accent is the best in the world


ummm... yeah??

For getting chicks the Scottish is the best i the world. No doubt about it.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

For getting chicks the Scottish is the best i the world. No doubt about it.

"Och your rite der love do you's fancies a shag aye." yeah I can see why North Americans get seduced by that

 

[JenksIX]

Look at Susan Boyle, she has a great scottish accent, no one is looking to bang her.

 

[Pole Smoker]

"Och your rite der love do you's fancies a shag aye." yeah I can see why North Americans get seduced by that

no that's not how you do it. The trick is to speak normal. Just say normal words with the exception of aye for yes and awrite for hello. Other than that say every word as it is in the dictionary. No slang. This way they can understand you but the accent makes your sex appeal go through the roof. They fucking melt for aye for some reason.

You need a good accent though. The Edinburgh one isn't as good as a Glasgow one. My accent is much like Tony Gordons from Coronation Street which is win.

 

[JenksIX]

I sound like The Situation from The Jersey Shore. It's a Joyzy' thing.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

I sound like The Situation from The Jersey Shore. It's a Joyzy' thing.

You watch Jersey Shore?

 

[JenksIX]

You watch Jersey Shore?

I live the Jersey Shore! I'm an actual Broski lol.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

I live the Jersey Shore! I'm an actual Broski lol.

Fair Enough

 

[Pole Smoker]

Either way the op is very inaccurate.