I just caught the end of Victoria Wood's Midlife Christmas. It was so appalling, I can only think it was purposely designed to simulate the feelings of a mid-life crisis. My furious anger is matched only by my confusion and sadness. As I can only presume that several million viewed - and enjoyed - this shockingly bad piece of television, my only choice is to spend the remainder of my life working my way up to the post to Foreign Secretary so that I may provoke nuclear war with China and so take my revenge upon the British public.
That's how much I hate you Victoria Wood - fuck you, you cunt! I hope you die more painfully than any human has in history. You've ruined Christmas.
That's how much I hate you Victoria Wood - fuck you, you cunt! I hope you die more painfully than any human has in history. You've ruined Christmas.
