Forums Posters Awards: BEST SPAM POSTER/BEST BARFLY

[hatehabsforever]

OK, so the polls for the Forums Posters Awards are going to be open effective this evening. Voting will be limited to one vote per category, and voting results will be visible to all. Polls will be open until December 27, 2014, at which point the winners will be announced. So have at it, and hopefully this will be fun for all!

Here are the nominees for this category:

Coco
Fallout
George Steele's Barber
Jane
Killjoy
New Name
PeeGee
ScreaminNormanSmiley
The Butcher
Uncle Sam

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I'm holding onto my vote until there is a poll. People have until then to sway my decision.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Surprised I got nominated. I'd vote Butcher if the poll existed.

 

[Jane]

Just look at that post count to join date ratio. I'm the definition of barfly.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Oops, forgot the poll with this one. I'll try that again

 

[hatehabsforever]

OK, so the polls for the Forums Posters Awards are going to be open effective this evening. Voting will be limited to one vote per category, and voting results will be visible to all. Polls will be open until December 27, 2014, at which point the winners will be announced. So have at it, and hopefully this will be fun for all!

Here are the nominees for this category:

Coco
Fallout
George Steele's Barber
Jane
Killjoy
New Name
PeeGee
ScreaminNormanSmiley
The Butcher
Uncle Sam

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Just look at that post count to join date ratio. I'm the definition of barfly.

Wow. Your post count is even bigger than your rep bar.

 

[Jane]

Wow. Your post count is even bigger than your rep bar.

2010?

Noob

 

[Dagger Dias]

Oops, forgot the poll with this one. I'll try that again

Fixed that for you.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

2010?

Noob

Like a pretty little lady like you knows how to post edgy enough for the barroom.

 

[nightmare]

SNS is like a real barfly. He sits around listening to other conversations, glass in hand & just pops up long enough to impart his snappy commentary. Others use this gimmick in his honor because he is the original.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Fuck me, I couldn't even get nominated for this? I hope you all die.

Butcher is the correct answer.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I voted KJ because he is Mexican or something, I don't know.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

SNS as best Barfly -> Barfly was a film based on a Bukowski book -> SNS has rocked Bukowski sigs -> SNS is a Barfly

Logic yo.

 

[The Butcher]

Fuck me, I couldn't even get nominated for this? I hope you all die.

I don't know how these people can sleep at night, Nate, I really don't.

Since you're not on the ballot I'll go ahead and vote for myself.