For the first time in nine Luthers

[The Dewbliners]

I could barely finish a Glen Livet on the rocks. Yes, I've been drinking good Scotch since I was 17. I am perplexed by this. I can still shoot whiskey like a champ. I blame heartburn. What do you think....

Also, for the first time in years, I wasn't smoking a good cigar at the same time. Is this a factor?

 

[Sparky]

Pussy.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Pussy.

Thanks Sparky. I needed to feel like a bigger piece of shit than I already have been all week.

 

[Sparky]

No prob's mate, any time.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I thought you were referring to the Kane MVP Inferno match.

 

[Sparky]

 

[The Dewbliners]

I thought you were referring to the Kane MVP Inferno match.

Please explain, sir. I'm borderline alcoholic, who loves scotch. I'm concerned by my new development. Either help, or shut the fuck up. Or, you know, be funny.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

More of an inside joke that only I'd know, I'll throw you a PM

 

[Viola Moonlight]

At least it isn't methylated spirits. You've surpassed me, that's for sure.

 

[The Dewbliners]

At least it isn't methylated spirits. You've surpassed me, that's for sure.

What's a methylated spirit? Is that like Absynthe? I love that shit....

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Please explain, sir. I'm borderline alcoholic, who loves scotch. I'm concerned by my new development. Either help, or shut the fuck up. Or, you know, be funny.

Just to mess with X (<3 you X, ssh)

;.; The fuck's your problem, ass! Mean douche. </oversensitive>

 

[Sparky]

What's a methylated spirit? Is that like Absynthe? I love that shit....

Lulz... Oh... My.... Fucking... God... Funniest post ever bro.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Just to mess with X (<3 you X, ssh)

;.; The fuck's your problem, ass! Mean douche. </oversensitive>

I COULD BARELY FINISH A SCOTCH!!! THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK MY PROBLEM IS!!!

 

[The Dewbliners]

Lulz... Oh... My.... Fucking... God... Funniest post ever bro.

I'm drunk right now, bro. I don't understand big words.

Edit: I got sigged for something besides an Office quote. Sweet.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

What's a methylated spirit? Is that like Absynthe? I love that shit....

It's cleaning solvent. Only pure breed alcoholics can drink it without dying. Once you start drinking that shit, you know you are completed fucked. And it's not the good kind.

Type in Methylated Spirits on google images and click the link on the one with information.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I COULD BARELY FINISH A SCOTCH!!! THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK MY PROBLEM IS!!!

I love this place.

 

[The Dewbliners]

It's cleaning solvent. Only pure breed alcoholics can drink it without dying. Once you start drinking that shit, you know you are completed fucked. And it's not the good kind.

Type in Methylated Spirits on google images and click the link on the one with information.

Wow. Yeah, no, I'm not that bad. One of my uncles used to be. But, not me.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

So finishing a Glen Livet isn't as bad as you think. Should be proud of that, I would but I have no idea what a Glen Livet is.

I just stick to my vodka and scotch, with the occasional malibu and... dare I say it... Kahlua... with milk... the fat free kind... from a goat.

 

[The Dewbliners]

So finishing a Glen Livet isn't as bad as you think. Should be proud of that, I would but I have no idea what a Glen Livet is.

I just stick to my vodka and scotch, with the occasional malibu and... dare I say it... Kahlua... with milk... the fat free kind... from a goat.

Glen Livet (I'm probably spelling it wrong), is a label of Scotch. One of the best.

As for that last bit....A perverse white Russian? If it wasn't goat milk, it might be good....

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Never heard of it, might go to the Bottle-O (Alcohol Shop) and see if we have it. I'm usually drinking the Jack Daniels or Johnny Walker. Preferably with some coke in there, but still very potent.

Actually, I drink the Kahlua with that goats milk by itself. However, I did conjure up a Tropical Black Russian, which I think I may have mentioned. Fruity and gets me pissed quickly.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Never heard of it, might go to the Bottle-O (Alcohol Shop) and see if we have it. I'm usually drinking the Jack Daniels or Johnny Walker. Preferably with some coke in there, but still very potent.

Actually, I drink the Kahlua with that goats milk by itself. However, I did conjure up a Tropical Black Russian, which I think I may have mentioned. Fruity and gets me pissed quickly.

Jack and Johnny are piss, compared. If they have it, buy an 18 year. Or higher.

Alas, the TBR sounds tasty. Why is it the fruitier drinks always get ya drunker?

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Jack and Johnny are piss, compared. If they have it, buy an 18 year. Or higher.

Alas, the TBR sounds tasty. Why is it the fruitier drinks always get ya drunker?

Interesting, I shall take a look.

Because the malibu replaces the Cola in the Black Russian. I have multiple flavours in there, as well as cut up fruit pieces that soak up the alcohol really well (if it's a fancy type drinking party).

 

[The Dewbliners]

Interesting, I shall take a look.

Because the malibu replaces the Cola in the Black Russian. I have multiple flavours in there, as well as cut up fruit pieces that soak up the alcohol really well (if it's a fancy type drinking party).

Cola I'm guessing means Coke/Pepsi. Remember, I'm from the Midwest area of the States, so what you call cola, I call pop.

Anyhow, PM me the "recipe", and I'll try it at the next party I attend. Please, be sure to make it kind of simple....

 

[Viola Moonlight]

We call it coke/pepsi here too. I thought you guys say cola. Alright, PM being fired at you.

Little note, you can adjust the amounts for each ingredient to whatever you like as it works either way, so there won't be much details here. Might want to "adjust the settings" before attending the next party.

 

[The Roid Rage]

I can't wait until I can stomach fucking rot-gut scotch and god awful cigars so I can feel like a sophisticated drunk asshole someday. Maybe by way of a miracle I will get to that pinnacle of enlightenment and aristocracy.

Seriously though. Fuck that nasty liquor shit. Once you've had a Tucher Kristallweizen, you know you have tasted perfection. A good German beer destroys all competition. Or if you want to drink like you have an amoeba of class, get some fucking champagne, not some cheap shit either. A good bottle of champagne runs a lot higher price than Glenlivet, and tastes a hell of a lot better too. I still maintain though for casual drinking or to get fucking tanked you've gotta go with the German beer. Kristallweizen is the best beer on the planet.