I'm sure I'm in over my head with you
Oh, unquestionably. But I will always respect anyone who makes the honest attempt. It's how you make a name for yourself.
but Austin already has this thing won anyway. But for arguement's sake here we go.
I'm ready.
I'm just going to ignore the Billy Gunn and Buff Bagwell comments because they don't apply here.
It all made sense if you think about it.
I just don't see how the size arguement helps your case for Yoko,
You don't? It's because he's a lot bigger than Austin. Seems pretty self-explanatory. "Yokozuna is bigger than Austin, so he has the size advantage." There, much clearer.
yes he is huge so Austin can't throw him around like a ragdoll but he could do enough to beat him
Sure he
could. Anybody
could. He wouldn't though.
The power will wear down quickly because he will ge tired if Austin is smart enough to make him work, which Austin would do
The same way Bret made Yoko work before Yoko beat him at Wrestlemania 9? The same way Luger made Yoko work before having to resort to using his bionic elbow at SummerSlam? The same way Hogan made him do before Yoko flattened him and put him out of WWF until Wrestlemania 18? The same way Undertaker made him do before Yoko locked the deadman in his own casket?
I don't know you terribly well, so I don't know if you're in to weight lifting and bodybuilding like I am or like NorCal is. But you tend to get fatigued a lot faster if you are lifting 505 lbs as opposed to 255 lbs. My point is, you are pointing the "he'll get fatigued" argument at Yokozuna - but you're not factoring in the fatigue of the guy who has to try to WRESTLE THE 505-POUNDER!?
I wrestled in High School, and as a 171-pounder, I often wrestled up as high as heavyweight. And when those fat sumbitches lay on your back, it's tiring to get out.
I don't see the physical ability arguement at all, him being the size he is makes what ability he does have look magnified because no one that big should be able to do those things,
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So because Yokozuna is so big and technically should not be physically able to do athletic things - we're disqualifing the fact that he actually CAN!?
By that logic, we're ignoring the fact that Big Van Vader can do a sick moonsault because, well, a guy his size shouldn't be able to?
but a quick kick to the chin is only effective if you're Shawn Micheals(kayfabe of course).
Wait, wha?
So a guy with Yoko's power hits a back thrust kick under your chin - and it's not effective - because he's not Shawn Michaels?
I'm just going to leave this one alone. In the immortal words of Pete Venkman when asked if Louis Tulley should ask him any more questions, "no I think we've helped them out enough already."
The stunner can be hit out of nowhere and almost everytime puts the opponent down for the count(kayfabe).
Similar to the belly to belly suplex Yoko does when opponents get close to him.
Speaking of Austin's signature moves, you can totally throw away the Lou Thesz press. It'd be useless.
I'm going to give you a for instance, have you ever been in a fight with someone much larger(fatter) than you?
I refer to my above post. I have wrestled guys much larger than me, but I have never been in a "fight" in my life.
Well you shouldn't have stolen his Twinkie you big bully.
and they are the easiest type of people to dispatch, they get tired easily, are slow, and are uncoordinated.
I was going to negate this silly statement myself, but you do it yourself in your next sentence, so I'll let you continue...
I know Yoko wasn't the everyday normal fat man, he was somewhat of an athlete,
I am sorry, but SOMEWHAT of an athlete!?
He was a 2-time WWF Champion. He was a HELL of an athlete for his size. That's like saying Shaquille O'Neal is SOMEWHAT of a basketball player.
but I'm not Steve Austin either, who was a pretty fit guy and looked to have enough strength to hurt someone.
Well of course he did. He was a terrific wrestler and athlete, no question. But the fact remains that Yoko is more than twice his size, and Austin is certainly not in the strength-category that Lex Luger, Ahmed Johnson, or El Canek are in, who are the three men noted for body slamming Yoko. Not even Hulk Hogan bodyslammed the monster.
I would win a fight with someone much fatter than me, so why wouldn't Austin win a pro wrestling match(which is essentially a street fight with a few rules) against someone much fatter than him? It's the same principle, all you do is up the athletic level of both competitors from everyday people to professionals.
Oh dear God.
So you are basing your argument on the following logic:
1. "I can beat up fat kids."
2. "Yokozuna is a fat wrestler."
3. "Thus, Austin can beat up Yokozuna."
You should try communism. I think you'll find you have a lot in common.