Fat Ass, Small Seat

[NYSandman]

Can someone answer me a question? Why, when you're on public transportation, must these fat fucks squeeze into seats that Rey Mysterio with cancer couldn't fit into?

I'll be sitting down, and they'll be an empty seat next to me about 4 inches wide, and some 350 pound woman has to squeeze into it, crushing me and everyone else? I'm heavy, and if I see an empty seat is too small for me, I stand.

People are so fucking lazy, and have no consideration for others.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Yeah, I wonder the same thing about one of my coworkers. Now I'm 6'2" 350 pounds and am not exactly in the shape that I used to be in my fighting days, but I have a coworker who has a bit of a thyroid problem. Well anywho, there is this padded chair at work that she loves to sit in, even though the padding about as flat as paper now and has her ass grove in it. We sit in the same place, on opposite shifts, and this particular chair has arm rests that squeeze the shit out of my fat assed hips. And she has bigger hips than me! So I always have to change out the seat for a wood one, which doesn't feel much different than this metal one with padding. But I gotta wonder why in fuck she would even sit in this worn out chair if it squeezes the shit out of her. It's a mystery my friend. It's a mystery.

 

[FOTH 3:16]

Guess Who?

 

[Frank the Frowner]

Guess Who?

Corky from "Life Goes On"?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Guess Who?

Oh god, WTF. Don't we have bouncers around here that check ID's?

 

[FOTH 3:16]

No Spawny it wasn't a permanent ban.So...I'm Back!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Bernkastel]

so something like this?

 

[Uncle Phatso]

OHHH god no ! She can set next to me and crush me all fucking day

 

[Father:_Polley]

so something like this?

waits for ron simmons to appear to utter that profound saying of his

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

No Spawny it wasn't a permanent ban.So...I'm Back!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh god. I knew I shoulda kicked in the extra money to make it permanent.

 

[Agrex]

Oh god. I knew I shoulda kicked in the extra money to make it permanent.

Don't worry his time with us is almost over. *Corny, evil laugh*