Faking a sickie

[Rusty]

Yes Tim just blame me for your terrible marks. That will solve everything.

 

[Tim]

It'll get a laugh at least. More than I can say for maths this year.

 

[Richard]

The only one in the class laughing will be you though, unless your class is on here. It will get a laugh, just from you.

 

[Tim]

You always have to be serious, don't you?

 

[Richard]

Sometimes, not always.

 

[Tim]

You mean most of the time.

 

[Richard]

Pretty much. It was the truth though. Although I did have a chuckle about the idea of you blaming Rusty when the teacher gave you your mark in class.

 

[Slyfox696]

I have never once faked being sick. True story.

I hated missing school because of all the work you have to make up, and I hate missing work because it's more hassle than its worth.

 

[Tim]

Lies!

But usually its easy to catch up on the work that you missed.

 

[Slyfox696]

Lies!

Not really. Actually, not at all. Why fake being sick? It's not worth it.

But usually its easy to catch up on the work that you missed.

Not really. Because you have to make sub plans, then take care of the discipline problems. You get off schedule with classes, and things just don't go right.

I hate missing work. The only time I do it is when the school makes me going to conferences and such.

 

[Tim]

Not really. Actually, not at all. Why fake being sick? It's not worth it.

Not really. Because you have to make sub plans, then take care of the discipline problems. You get off schedule with classes, and things just don't go right.

I hate missing work. The only time I do it is when the school makes me going to conferences and such.

In year 9, they don't really chase you up, and even if they do, the work takes about 5 minutes. And then you might miss doing something you don't want to do, and you don't have to do it all.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You've all done it. And if you say you haven't you're lying.

When I worked for other people I only had days off when I was sick. I don't care if people pull sickies. But I wouldn't myself.

If I did though, I'd say I had the shits. Nobody would question you if you used those words.

 

[Derf]

When I was living at home, all I had to do was groan in the mornings when people would try to wake me and they'd tell my mom (or sometimes not) that i was sick. She never cared, and once it was too late to go to school, I'd walk around the house holding my stomach. If I could make myself believe I was sick, I'd actually become a little sick, which helped. I have never once called into work sick though, weather I was or not.

 

[Mr. TM]

tomato soup around the rim of the toilet makes for a gross site.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I don't fake being ill. I'm a good girl. And if I want to keep my dream of going to Oxbridge I need to get like, straight A*s in everything. I know this won't happen, but meh. At least I'll know I did everything I could. Leeds Uni FTW.

 

[BooCocky]

I just rolled up to my mother and said "bitch, I aint going to school today"

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I have never once faked being sick. True story.

I hated missing school because of all the work you have to make up, and I hate missing work because it's more hassle than its worth.

So true, it's not worth it in the end.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Downward Spiral]

Drinking lots of water makes you feel sick? How is that?

You can try it if you want.

 

[justinsayne]

Faking sick is the stupid shit ever, in school and you have to make up the work from the day you were "sick", and if I were to do it at work it just cuts into my PTO, and gets counted against me on my attendance, which effects my raise when review time comes around