EWA ABSINTH!!!!!!! 6th March Edition
Pyro hits and the crowds roar is unbelievable after last weeks exicting finish to the title match, whats going to be deal between Christian Cage and Edge?
"Christian Cage's Theme Music hits and he swaggers down to the ring. He gets a microphone handed to him and prepares to talk.
Boo's echo all around the arena.
"Well looks my actions last week got me popular"
The crowd boo and he begins to chuckle in the middle of the ring.
"Well I suppose you all wanna know why I did, why I turned on my Brother after helping him win the title."
A small cheer is heard which must be for Edge.
"I think the reason is obvious, for years when I the WWE, I was constantly overlooked, he got a run at the title i got nothing, I went to TNA, I got my shot, won the title. But there was one thing that bothered me. I was still number two in my family. My family still treated Edge better than me, so we I heard he moved to EWA, I knew i had to join and not only prove myself I'm better than Edge but prove to my family that I am the supiror one. And Edge once I beat your ass down to a bloody mess and take your EWA Heavyweight title at Mass Destruction, we will see who is the....
Edge's Music hits and he walks out to the titantron.
Edge looked happy, and proudly showed off his newly won EWA Heavyweight title.
"Christian, Christian, Christian, My kid brother. How you doing down there?, nice little stunt you pulled last week. I mean you must think your the man now, but hey look bro who's the champ, who's got the title, o yea brother it aint you."
"If your so confident your better than me Edge, bring your ass down to this ring and I will give you the ass kicking of a lifetime"
Edge looks at the crowd and smiles, and then bursts into the ring, Christian backs off and just as Edge goes to punch Christian.......
I'm Back hits.... and out steps Eric Bischoff.
"Edge, Christian stop it right now!!!!, I am not having my Main event at Mass Destruction jepourdised. Yea you may have guessed it the new General Manager of the EWA is me. ERIC BISCHOFF!!!!!
Bischoff walks down to the ring with a swagger.
"Now you two, im going to get this sorted quickly so I can get on with my other announcements, so tonight it will be You ( He looks at Edge) and Kurt Angle teaming up against Christian Cage and Kevin Nash!!!!
A huge roar is heard from the crowd.
"And if you two lay a finger on each other when not in an offical match, you will be fired on the spot. I am not having my Main event at Mass Destruction ruined."
"But Eric" Said Christian.
"No buts!!!!, Now both of you get your asses back to the locker room and let me get on with my speech"
Christian leaves first.... Edge waits a while then follows suit leaving Bischoff in the ring alone.
"Now, that I have your attention all I can say is"
WHAT!!!! Roars the crowd.
"Its good to be back in pro wrestling, and well after the contraversy of the WWE, I feel I have found the New company which is able to take Wrestling to new limits. I have a vision with this company, so without futher or do my first announcement. The EWA World Tag Team Titles will be on the line at Mass Destruction. Also the All Star Title will go on the line in the first ever King of the mountain Match on EWA.. I will reveal more about that next week."
What!!!! roars the crowd again.
"O yea and the main event at Mass Destrcuction will be decided next week when both the contract signing and a specail match will determine what goes on"
I'm Back plays and Bischoff heads to the back.
The TV Camera cuts to backstage and to Eric Young's Lockerroom where we see Eric talking with William Regal.
"Eric, last week what were you playing at sunshine, you lost us that match"
"I couldn't help it I was left in the ring with Kevin Nash what chance did I have"
"Listen you little torag if thats your attitude towards me then we'll settle this tonight, me versus you in that ring"
"But William"
"Toorah young chap"
We cut back to the ring. Gregory Helms music plays and he walks down to the ring with his newly won Cruser X Title.
"StormBreaker" plays and Lance Storm walks down with his eye firmly fixed on Helms.
Match One
Non Title
Gregory Helms v Lance Storm
Ending: Helms whips Storm off the ropes and plants him with a backbracker, he whips him into the corner but Storm hits him with an elbow, Helms is staggering about and Storm regroups before planting the Superkick, he lands it and slowly goes for the cover.....
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Kickout!!!!!!!
Storm cant believe it and argues with the offical but gives Helms time to get up Helms goes for a right hand but Storm blocks it and leathers him with an elite clothesline. He taunts the crowd and just smiles, then he goes for the cover....
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Kickout!!!!!
Again in a fit of rage Storm argues with the offical, he turns round and Helms grabs him into a craddle and the ref counts
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Helms has the tights.....
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Here's is your Winner Via Pinfall - Gregory Helms (13.45)
The TV Camera's cut back to Kevin Kelly the EWA senior interviewer and he's standing by with Super Crazy.
KK - "Tonight Super Crazy you have the chance to become the number one contender for the Cruser X tite at Mass Destruction and you would to fight the winner of that match there, Gregory Helms"
SC- "Wella youa knowa in Mexico we alla routin for mea to win zis match tonighta"
KK- "Do you have anything you wish to stay to the rest of tonights combations"
SC- "Ya, I'm Super, I'm Crazy, I'm Super Crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the background a voice is heard....
"Yo Shelton dont worry anyone interferes I've got your back."
"Thanks man means alot to me"
"Aint No stoppin me" plays a Shelton comes down to the ring.
Shelton waits for a minuite to see who his unnamed opponent is.
Then "Hardy Boyz" plays and Jeff Hardy makes his EWA debut.
Match Two
Shelton Benjamin v Jeff Hardy
Ending: Shelton goes for the Superkick but misses, and Jeff kicks him in the stomach and plants him with the Twist of Fate, he has the chance to go for the cover buts decides against it, he milks the cheers from the crowd and decides to go up for the Swanton Bomb. He does it but Shelton rolls out the way, leaving Jeff hitting the canvas, both men are down and the referee begins the count.
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Both men stagger to thier feet and swing punches at each other, Shelton gets the upper hand and then swings off the ropes and goes for the superkick but Jeff ducks it and falls to the floor and Shelotn takes out the referee, so now both men are down and out lying in the ring with no referee.
Then running from the crowd Matt Hardy appears and slides into the ring.
He attends to help his brother Jeff.
Shelton looks at him wonder what the hell and they start fighting each other exchaning rights before Matt lands Shelton with a low one and then hits the Twist of Fate.
Then from the Back Charlie Haas runs out and Matt Hardy swings for him but misses and Haas turns him round for the german suplex.
From the crowd to big monsters appear and climb into the ring, one in front of Haas one behind him, Haas runs at one of them but they clothesline him, the monster then picks him up then whips him into the turnbuckle before the other monster whips his partner right into the chest of Haas,before he runs up and does it similarly but more effectively.
Bischoff Appears up on the titantron with a smile on his face and begins to clap, then says "Now thats how you wipe the tag divison in 3 Minutes"
Result - Declared No Contest after (8.36)
We cut back to Kevin Kelly whos with Kurt Angle.
KK. "Kurt Angle, tonight you team up with Edge to take on Christian and one of your opponents from last week, Kevin Nash."
KA - "Edge, I mite not like you and you might not like me but tonight we have a job to do. Tonight I will take care of the supposide big man Kevin Nash, now i dont care if you and Christian Cage have some problems thats fine take it out in the ring against Christian and dont get in my way, because if you do, I'm taking no prisoners. O ITS TRUE!!!! ITS DAMM TRUE!!!!"
"Big Daddy" Hits and Kevin Nash comes to the ring.
"Just close your eyes" Hits and Christian Cage enters the ring.
The two guys shake hands and start discussing tactics.
"Medal" Hits and Kurt Angle walks out but waits on the ramp.
"Metalanguis" hits and the new EWA Heavyweight Champion Edge appears next to them, both run into the ring.
Match 3
Tag Team Contest
Edge/Kurt Angle v Christian Cage/ Kevin Nash
Ending: Both Christian and Angle are down after both clothesline each other, they are both strechting to make the tag, Angle makes it to Edge, but Christian fails to make it Nash, Edge is all over his brother will punch after punch before he picks him up and slams him into the turnbuckle, he applys several chops before tagging Kurt Angle,Angle applies a harmlock before turning in a german suplex and repeating this another twice, Cage is down and Angle applies the anglelock, Cage rolls over and slips out it and makes the tag to "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash, Nash Clotheslines Angle and then Edge after he runs in, He slams Edge, before Angle targets his ankle and the big man falls down, Angle and Proceeds to fight Nash, whilst Edge and Christian take thier fight to the outside. The referee goes out to check on Edge and Christian, while Angle hits down Nash. Then Ken Kennedy appears on the apron and Angle goes to punch him,Kennedy lands him with a steel chair, Angle doesnt fall but lands right in the path of Nash, who hammers him with the Jacknife Powerbomb before going for the cover, the ref never saw the chair shot so he goes for the count.
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Winners Via Pinfall - Kevin Nash and Christian Cage (17.32)
Edge and Christian continue to fight before being pulled away by security,
We cut back to Kevin Kelly who is with William Regal.
KK - "William Regal, tonight you have challenged Eric Young to match tonight after you blame him for last weeks defeat, my question is why?"
WR- "The reason is simple the little boy let the team down"
KK- " So that gives you a reason to pick on him?"
WR- "Put it this way sunshine Eric Young wont make it to the ring tonight"
KK- "And how can you clarify this?"
WR- "I dont have to answer such questions to you get out of my way"
EMT's are noticed to run by and they run round the corner and the camera follows them. Lying there is no other than Eric Young, he's lying a bloody mess. Who could have done such an attack if Regal was gettting interviewed.
We cut back to the ring for our featured Match.
"X-FACTOR" hits and X-Pac goes into the ring.
"Turn it up" hits and Scotty 2 Hotty dances into the ring.
"Mexicools" hits and Super Crazy springs into the ring.
Main Event
4 Way Ladder Match for the Number one Contender for the Cruser X title.
Scotty 2 Hotty v Super Crazy v X-Pac v ??????
The Match starts off with just 3 men in the ring, the mystery wrestler hasnt appeared yet, Super Crazy and X-Pac double team Scotty, performing such moves as a double Suplex and a few double clotheslines. They whip him into the corner before X-Pac runs and Spinning Heel kicks Scotty in the face. Scotty goes flying down and put him in the perfect postion for the Bronco Buster. X-Pac runs up against and slaps his crown jewels off Scottys chest several times before Super Crazy does a moonsault onto Scotty. The fans start to wonder when will the 4th man appear. Then suddenly the lights darken, and BOOYAKA hits, yip its Rey Mysterio, he does his usual leap from the lower stage ramp and he runs to the ring, he slides under the rope and ducks an X-pac clothesline before bouncing of the ropes and hittin him with a hurricanrana.He the boumces off the ropes again plants Super Crazy with a bulldog. He climbs out the ring and retireves a ladder, Rey hits Scotty square in the face with a ladder. X-Pac is still motionless, so Rey stacks up his ladder and begins to climb, he gets to the top before Super Crazy starts getting up and they exchange blows to the face. Meanwhile X-Pac gets another Ladder and sets up it up right beside the other one. Rey hits Super Crazy so hard he falls off the ladder and lands right on Scotty 2 Hotty's ribs. Then X-pac hits Rey in the gut before planting the X-Factor on him and the both crash to the canvas. 2 ladders are up and 4 superstars are down. After 30 seconds of struggle Scotty gets to his feet first and notices than Super Crazy is dazed, so he runs off the ropes and plants a bulldog him on him. He gets all hyped up and goes for the WORM.
The crowd chant
W!!!
O!!!
R!!!!
M!!!
He goes to do the wormish part of the move but is dropkicked by X-pac and this sends Scotty outside the ring. X-pac then runs at Rey Mysterio but Rey lands the drop toe hold, and X-Pacs face is lying on the bottom rope, He calls San Diego and peforms the 619, everyone is lying there motionless and slowly but surely Mysterio climbs the Ladder, he grasps the X and falls to the fall. The bell rings.
Here is your winner Rey Mysterio (19.34)
End Show!!!!!
