Evidently, running makes your skin sag.

[Coco]

Source: Heffers who enjoy starting rumors after burning a tonne of weight over a short period of time.

Their story is that all the bouncing your skin undertakes during running causes droopage. No wonder I have such a hard time posting in the non-spam sections. What, with my upper lip slopping all over my keyboard. Although I could probably use a bobby pin or something of the sort to solve such issues.

Why do I bother Googling anything at all?

 

[Coco]

Still better than burning so much that I drop my uterus by the side of the road and keep right along without missing a step.

That woman knows what it is to push through the pain.

 

[Ferbian]

No wonder Ric Flair looks like that then..

 

[Coco]

Little known fact: He's 35 years old.

 

[Coco]

Using their theory, sex also has the potential to make skin lose its elasticity.

So yeah, Flair's screwed.

 

[Ferbian]

Then how old is Hogan? he looks almost as bad after all.

 

[Coco]

I think the better question is what is Ric Flair running from?

 

[Ferbian]

Bischoff and Hogan.. duh?

 

[Coco]

Why bother? We already know Hogan'll catch him.

 

[Ferbian]

Desperation to survive longer I guess, can't blame him although.