Sammy Orwell has his own personal philosophy. Its a rare kind, one of a very few. Its a philosophy that - instead of preaching peace, understanding and patience - encourages anger, rage, a strict order, destruction and impatience. Of course, this philosophy may well serve him well when he sets foot in wrestling ring, a place where destruction and impatience are also encouraged. Unluckily for his opponents though, Sammy doesnt believe that there is a limit to this philosophy. He will not stop until everyone has been brought round to his way of thinking
or have been ruthlessly swept aside.
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Personal Philosophy
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A blackened screen. A furious, consistent buzzing. Static begins breaking up the plain darkness, and rough, undefined noises can be herd behind the buzzing. Suddenly, it all becomes clear. There are screams, battered bodies lay strewn across the floor, bloodied and lifeless. The start of some kind of music begins before abruptly stopping. The screen goes pitch black. Suddenly, an image flashes up on the screen:
It disappears as quickly as it appeared.
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Sammy lies back, lifting a large weight up and down above his well toned body. Sweat drips down onto a towel draped beneath him. A ring tone blares out loudly. He carefully puts down his weight and picks up the ringing phone, which lies besides. Flipping it open, he utters a single word.
Sammy Orwell
Go.
Sammy waits a moment before speaking again.
Sammy Orwell
So wait, whos my opponent? Who am I gonna have to beat into a bloody mess
?
He waits a moment more.
Sammy Orwell
Youre kidding
the pirate guy? Whats his name - Bluebeard? Oh yea, Steamboat Ricky. Oh, this is just great. This is just fantastic. I try to make an impact, I try to make a stand and what do they give me? A freakin pirate.
Sammy sits down and puts his hand to his lips, deep in thought for a little while. Finally, he speaks into the phone.
Sammy Orwell
Or
this could be the perfect opportunity. I mean, these are the very people Im making an example of, right? Whos better to make an example of than a guy that dresses up as a freakin pirate?
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The same video thats been playing for weeks plays again. As the words form into He is coming, coming slowly transforms into here. The lights black out and smoke begins to fill the entranceway.
Hysteria bursts out of the PA system and Sammy bursts through the smoke onto centre stage, the crowd cheering in approval as the lights highlight his imposing figure. Still, Sammys emotions cannot be moved, nor changed. He merely stares onward blankly towards the ring. His indefinable focus becomes more and more apparent. He comes to the ring and leaps onto the apron, cue fireworks bursting out of all directions and the likes come on fully. His theme music fades away slowly as Sammy grabs a microphone from a ringside official. Sammy breathes in deeply before beginning to speak.
Sammy Orwell
After months and months of waiting, and waiting, and waiting, I, Sammy Orwell, am finally in WZCW! And let me tell you, Im not here to shake hands and pretend I actually respect these clowns around here. In fact, Im going to do my best to kick the absolute crap out of them. These people here, theyve made an absolute joke out of professional wrestling. Instead of focusing on honour
and on dedication, theyve been fooling around like a bunch of ******s and making fun of a sport, yea, a sport, that I hold close to my heart. Its a liberty that I will make sure is paid for
in blood, sweat and tears.
Sammy pauses a moment, looking around at the crowd who are booing ecstatically.
Sammy Orwell
Nothing will be left untouched, no one left safe. I will tear a hole through the chest of this company. All will be down on their knees before me. I will make a mockery out of you just as you have made a mockery out of wrestling. I will make an example out of each and every one of you morons. Im going to start tonight by beating Steamboat Ricky into a pulp, a man that stands for everything that I stand against - and I dont mean anything about those crappy pirate puns. I will leave my mark on him, just like I will leave my mark on this company, this sport, and this world.
