Setting/Background: Internet Area/Backstage Area..
(Leon Kensworth)- "Ladies and Gentlemen of the internet world, tonight we have a special guest on our internet show. 'The One' Big Will. And before we bring him in, lets just remind everyone in the chat room to keep it clean, as Big Will has elected to give us a moment of his time to discuss his up-coming Elite X Championship match, set at Civil Revolution! So, without further ado, please welcome to the show.. 'The One' Big Will." Big Will sits down next to Leon Kensworth, as Leon begins with the discussion.
(Leon)- "Big Will, I first wanna say thank you for giving us your time to discuss everything before your big match-up." (Big Will)- "The pleasure is all yours, Leon. Now come on, get on with it, I don't have all day."
(Leon)- "Absolutely, our first question of the night comes from 'wzcwfan4life.' Their question is.. "Dear Will, why are you even in the finals for the Elite X Championship, when Spiral clearly had you beat & was even about to be announced the winner, had it not been for the announcers' stepping in & helping you out?" Your reply?"
(Big Will)- "Okay, first.. I don't know why you're hiding behind the name, but this is clearly Spiral. Look, facts are facts.. I'm sitting here, my name is up on the board as being apart of this thing & thats because of one reason, & one reason alone. I won the match! Spiral may of had me down for a 3 count, but I was smart enough to do something he couldn't, & thats know where I was in the ring. I could've kicked out, but I used what Spiral clearly didn't.. my brains. I didn't expend energy, & as a result, the match shifted in my favor, because he was fooled into thinking he actually won. Facts are facts, & last time I checked, not only did he lose that match.. but he also lost his job. Clearly, & obviously, I wanted it more.. Spiral just wasn't in it." Leon is typing everything Big Will says, & hits enter, sending it back to the chat room filled with several fans awaiting to ask their own questions.
(Leon)- "Okay, the next question comes from 'spiral4ever.' Their question is.. "Will, even though you won, Spiral took you to what many believe to be your limit. Do you think that you'll have anything left for the Fatal Four-Way with the other Superstars, after that match, combined with this passed Meltdown?" Your reply?" Big Will appears to be upset with the question, as he slides to one side of his chair, glaring at Leon Kensworth.
(Big Will)- "This, this is what I came here for? Okay, type this.. make sure you type this.. Listen up, listen good. I'm here, Spiral's not, end of discussion regarding Spiral. I'll admit this much, the man gave me a run for my money.. but I've said it numerous times now, I'm the highest paid Superstar on the roster, so that means I have a lot of money. Watch the replay, who's hand was raised? Mine, who's no longer with the company? Him. And regarding this past Meltdown, it was a tune up. I'm geared & ready to go. Next Question!"
(Leon)- "Okay, next question. Lets see, oh, this one's interesting. This question comes from 'titusfanclub.' Their question is.. "Two shows ago Titus turned his back on his fans, & this past Meltdown it seems Joseph "The Main Event" Rios & yourself turned your backs on him, where will Titus go from here?" Your reply?"
(Big Will)- "My reply? What the.. (expletive deleted)? Do I (expletive deleted)ing look like Titus? When you logged me on here, did you log me in under Titus' (expletive deleted)ing name?! No, I'm not (expletive deleted)ing Titus. My best guess is, if you wanna know where the man will go from here, go (expletive deleted)ing ask him. Maybe you should check the unemployment line first." Leon shakes his head no, as he addresses Big Will..
(Leon)- "I'm, I'm sorry Will but we can't.. that type of language will be edited out of the chat forum, as we wish to keep it clean for all our guests, as well as yourself. Allow me to continue the question, with a different point of view. Why did Diasterpiece attack Titus, & why was he the newest member of your group?"
(Big Will)- "Everyone wants to know whats going on. Everyone wants to know why Titus was taken out, why Diasterpiece was brought in. Facts are facts & the fact is, you & the rest of the world - internet included, will just have to wait & see. Now then, last time I checked, I agree'd to this interview, & to listen to all these morons, regarding my match-up at Civil Revolution, so could you please filter through the stupid questions & find a smart one? Otherwise, this interview is over!"
(Leon)- "Okay, I think this is a good one. This next question is by 'wrestlingbooker4ever.' Their question.. "What do you think about your up-coming match being put in the hands of the fans? You won't know what your match is until last minute, how could you possibly prepare for that?" Your reply?"
(Big Will)- "You know, I said find a smart question, & you somehow managed to find the stupidest mother (expletive deleted)er on the board. My reply to that, I think its bullshit. There are reasons why the fans don't have a say in what goes on in the wrestling matches. Every guy sitting at home in their chair, on their couch, watches one episode & suddenly thinks to himself that he could write & promote better stuff then that. Well guess what, while you're still sitting there every week, we have actual promoters doing what you talk about. Fact is this, allowing the fans to decide what type of match its going to be, its bullshit. This match is for the Elite X Championship, its the second best Championship in all of W.Z.C.W. & it'll be highly contested. Any moron at home could say to themselves.. 'I wanna see blood' & vote for a Hardcore match, when that doesn't actually prove who's the best wrestler outta the group. Any numb-nutted (expletive deleted)er, could easily say 'I wanna see a battle royale' & next thing you know, the Championship's going into the hands of someone who merely got lucky in ducking & swerving. Where's the athletic ability in that?" Leon interrupts "So there you have it, Big Will is encouraging the fans to vote for it to be a Ladder Match!!" Big Will spits his water out, as he yells out to Leon..
(Big Will)- "What?! NO! I don't want it to be a damn ladder match. Thats the worst case situation of all. A ladder match is everything wrapped into one. Its hardcore, its extreme, its violence, its anything but athletic ability. No, if you wanna know what I think the fans should vote for.. I think the fans should vote for a verbal debate! A verbal debate allows thousands, upon millions to watch the best gifted Superstar explain to you why he'd be the greatest Elite X Champion. A verbal debate allows myself to explain how I'm far greater than all the rest of the Superstars in this thing."
(Leon)- "But, a verbal debate isn't on the poll." Big Will interrupts "Thats exactly why things like this shouldn't be decided by the fans. The people don't know what they want, except for violence. Violence isn't the answer, it doesn't prove anything. Next Question, dammit."
(Leon)- "You sound scared of the outcome being a Ladder match, are you afraid of heights?"
(Big Will)- "Are you mocking me? I'm not scared of anything, look. Ladder, Battle Royale, Hardcore, doesn't matter.. I'm going in the same as everyone else, on a level playing field. The only difference will be when talent comes into play, at which point I'm way above the rest. I'm a quick study, & can adapt & learn any style thats placed in front of me. Now, if you have another question, lets get to it."
(Leon)- "Okay, actually we're about out of time, so we're gonna wrap this thing up. Big Will, the final question is actually 4 in one. Please explain to the wrestling community, your opinions on your opponents.. El Guerrero, Mohammad Hasheem, & Gus. Then explain to us your final thoughts on this match."
(Big Will)- "My thoughts on the other Superstars in this match-up. Okay, my thoughts are this.. EL GUERRERO: He has tons of raw, physical strength, the man is a monster in the ring, but he doesn't hold a candle to Big Will. Why, you ask? Well lets face facts here, he has a million dollar body with a ten cent brain. While he might pound & ground a person, I'm smarter than that. I'm too smart to let him get near me. In fact, I'd be willing to bet hard money on the fact that come this P.P.V., El Guerrero, won't even touch me." Big Will takes a quick drink of water before moving on to address the next Superstar.
(Big Will)- "Who's the other guy? Osama? (Leon interrupts- "Actually, his name is Mohammad Hasheem, & he's more than looks, he shouldn't be thought of lightly.") Look, any way it goes, he doesn't stand a chance. If the fans vote for a battle royale, Osama would be the first one eliminated because he's gutless, he runs at the slightest hint of danger. He'd eliminate himself, just so he wouldn't get what your American leader can't give him. Thats a Canadian (expletive deleted)whippin'! If the fans pick Hardcore match, I doubt he'd even show up.. he'd have his lackies fight for him, but they don't stand a chance against me. I eat lackies for breakfast. And finally, (Big Will pauses) If the fans vote for a ladder match, he'd stand no chance in hell. Why? Because everyone knows Iraqies spend more time digging holes to get under ground, than climbing ladders to come up outta them." Big Will takes another drink of water.
(Big Will)- "So overall, I have a great chance at winning this thing. I mean, my opponents are lacking in everything I have." Leon interrupts Will- "Uh, you.. you actually forgot one of your opponents. Gus? Gus.. the Reality Bender?! He was your tag team partner this past Meltdown." Big Will looks unsure "Gus the what? Reality.. Bender? Yeah, I remember the guy, didn't do a whole hell of a lot. I had to carry both of us in that match, & what is a 'Reality.. Bender?'" Leon pulls up some highlight tapes of Gus & Heidi, as Leon points out the incredible 900 splash that Gus pulled off on the last episode of Meltdown!
(Big Will)- "Wow.. would you look at that?!!" (Leon)- "He's the only man in the world of Professional Wrestling to pull off the 900 splash!" Will looks confused.. "The what? What the hell are you talking about? Did you see that girl?" (Leon)- "You mean, Heidi? Gus' girlfriend & manager, Heidi." (Big Will)- "For the last time, who is Gus? Leon, are you.." (Big Will shakes his hand) "I'm looking at beauty, & you're praising some guy? Look, this Heidi, is she.. single?" (Leon)- "No, she's not. She's Gus' girlfriend, & manager, I just said that." (Big Will)- "I'm not asking you about your interest in this.. Gus.. person, I'm asking you about her. Leon, you're about as worthless as the fans are when it comes to voting for this match. I'm done, I've got no more time for stupid questions. Look, you wanna log in & blog something.. Big Will, your next, no.. your FIRST.. Elite X Champion.. I'm gonna make that Championship famous, you can bank on it!" Big Will gets up, & leaves the internet, backstage area.