Elevator Pranks

[TheOneBigWill]

Is it right or wrong to be on the top floor of a 10 plus story building, and click all the buttons upon leaving, knowing there are people about to get on to go down (to the first floor) as you're getting off to go to your room.

Childish, very much so. Funny, absolutely.

Yes or No, discuss.

 

[HBK-aholic]

You're so evil. I love it

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You're so evil. I love it

I'm going to hell too most likely. My last visit in the hospital, I was on the 8th floor (top) and clicked all the floor buttons as I left.. 3 attendants were getting on to go down. One actually looked at me, as the doors were closing and started cussing.

Its one of those "what if" moments, where you question if they had some type of emergency to get to. That I then delayed by allowing them to see the sights of the hospital, via the next few floors.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, you're probably responsible for a few dozen deaths. Nice one.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Yep hell is calling for you. Is this just a thing you do with no point? Haha

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Yeah, you're probably responsible for a few dozen deaths. Nice one.

They wouldn't of died, had it not been their time. Besides, I'm definately sure the "emergency" buttons located in most elevators are there for a reason. If they absolutely had to hurry, to could've pressed it.. and bam.. well, you know..

I'm not actually sure what those buttons do, but I'm sure it wouldn't say "emergency" in big red letters if it didn't have a valuable meaning behind it. I'm definately, strongly convinced its for people who get stuck in elevators in a hurry, after people click all the floor levels.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Yep hell is calling for you. Is this just a thing you do with no point? Haha

No silly, I randomly go in and out of mall stores shaking hands with people I've never seen before, and greeting everyone. Thats what I do, without needing or having a point to it.

Come to think of it, thats how I met a very good friend of mine. She ran one of the stores.. "Claire's." (female type store) She thought I was funny, but definately fucked in the head, to think random strangers would wanna shake my hand. (Or back then, I even asked for hugs)

You'd really be surprised with how many people feel a lot better after a good hand shake from a perfect stranger. Most aren't too fond of random hugs from behind though.. Can't understand why, I'm a damn good hugger.

 

[Uncle Sam]

They wouldn't of died, had it not been their time.

That's what I told the judge, but apparently multiple stab wounds counts as "helping them on their way" or some bullshit. I was like, "Judge, please, you can't tell me it wasn't time for those crackheads to die."

 

[TheOneBigWill]

That's what I told the judge, but apparently multiple stab wounds counts as "helping them on their way" or some bullshit. I was like, "Judge, please, you can't tell me it wasn't time for those crackheads to die."

The Judge obviously didn't have any form of religion, otherwise he would've understood when its a person's time.

Look at that fucking half dollar rapper. He got shot in the face multiple times, yet somehow lived to sing shitty songs about it. His time is coming though.. oh, its fucking coming.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I was part of an impromptu Elevator prank. I was on an elevator with a friend of mine, and an elderly buisnessman had got on with us. I was in a tank top, so my tattoos were all pretty much fully exposed.

My friend proceeded to ask me "hey so how did things go at court the other day? you know with the assault charge?".....much to the alarm of the elderly gentleman. He exited on the next available stop lol

 

[Jonny B]

The best thing to do is if you get on at the ground floor and are not going to far up, if someone else gets on that is going to the top, just as you are getting out press every button in between the floors and run like hell.

 

[Luther_Hull]

The best thing to do is fart.

No kidding.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Why are we discussing Wrestling in the Bar Room? Something weird is happening.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Erm...

 

[Father:_Polley]

I got this in an email. feel free to carry out any of these

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for you friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if
they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they
hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with people.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

 

[Father:_Polley]

I've a confession to make...ever since i posted these ^^^, elevators have hated me. i was going down in on and ended up on the top floor...no-one pressed the button, i pressed nothing but ground floor. they hate me!

anyone tried any yet?