J.H (the announcer)- Hello and welcome to the first ever Extreme Flying Wrestling pay per view. The main event today is going to be crazy extreme TO THE MAXXX! Its going to be the EFW champ Sid vicious aka psycho Sid and referred to as the new Ugandan giant is going up against the huge Bam-Bam Bigelow aka triple b in what is sure to be a classic empty cage match where the first to enter the cage is the winner.
The prince (announcer #2)- Thats right J.H, but thats not all. Its also going to be stone cold up against rocky Maivia for the Australian title in an EFW exclusive match, the zip line match, where the first person to grab the title at the end of the zip line is the winner. Also, the two most destructive men in EFW, The great Khali and Umaga, are going head to head in a hardcore chair shots to the max match where the ring is filled with chairs. And also, three of the highest flyers go up for the EFW Flying Colors title, when Rey Mysterio, Paul London, and RVD take part in the torrential triple threat match. Also up for grabs is the tag team titles the Patriot or as you know him the big boss man fights for them against The road warriors Animal and Heidenreich.
J.H- Oh and without further ado here comes your EFW Tag Team champs the road warriors, animal and ..
Heidenreich: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Im gonna read some poetry. There once was a girl from Nantucket with a .
Enter the Patriot with the American flag, J.H says something, but you cant hear it over the U.S.A chants.
J.H- Alright and the match begins with the patriot throwing lefts and rights on Animal, but the big thing is hes going up for the tag team belts alone against the best EFW team. JESUS, Heidenreich just jumped off the top turnbuckle and speared the Patriot to the ground. Heidenreich is now the legal man and he is trying to choke out the Patriot. The Patriot reverses into a German suplex leaving both men dazed on the floor.
The prince- Both men are on the ground and Heidenreich is now up and tags Animal in who dropkicks the patriot sending him down again. Animal picks up the patriot and Heidenreich goes up top getting ready for the clothesline and the patriot gets out and Heidenreich just laid out the Animal. The patriot runs SPEAR into a huge spinebuster knocking Heidenreich down. The patriot goes up top and OH animal just knocked him off. Heidenreich picks up the Patriot ready for the dropkick, but what is this? Hulk Hogan just came running down the ramp. The hulkster runs into the ring and a big boot to Heidenreich and OH animal dropkicks the hulkster and the Patriot is up and a spear to animal. I guess The Patriot had a partner 1,2,3. WE GOT NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS!!!
Result: The Patriot and Hulk Hogan are the new tag team champs
J.H- And up next is the hardcore chair shots to the max match between Umaga and the Great Khali. (enter both men with the ring full of unfolded chairs) Khali runs out and gives Umaga a huge chop to the head. It doesnt seem to have fazed him, because he just picked up a chair and throws it into Khalis back. He turns around with an extremely angry look on his face. He chokes Umaga picks him up and slams him into the chairs. Umaga is screaming in Samoan or something. Umaga stands up and runs at Khali sending Khali down propped up against the turnbuckle and Umaga unfolds a chair by Khalis head. He runs to the other side of the ring and runs at Khali, but Khali is up and Umaga gets a chair thrown right at his head and a huge chop knocks Umaga out.
(The lights go out and the Undertakers bell tolls and you hear a loud moaning throughout the stadium and a lightning bolt comes down and you see the Undertaker on the titantron with his eyes in the back of his head and his tongue out, the lights go back on)
Prince: Well THAT scared the shit out of me, Umaga is back up grabs Khali around the neck POR SAMOA and the Samoan Spike to the throat of Khali and he is down. Umaga goes to the top and a huge head butt to Khali. 1,2,3
Winner: Umaga
Prince: It looks like the next match is going to be for the Australian title when the champ Rocky takes on Stone Cold in the Zipline Match. To win a Zipline Match you must first unlock the Zipline anyway you can, then go from the top of the arena to the bottom with the help of a Zipline and grab the belt on top of a pole. Both wrestlers are on the platform. The match has begun. Rocky runs up and gives a huge clothesline to stone cold while his back is turned. Rocky is stomping Stone Cold and now he is entertaining the crowd, pulling a beer from his trunks and chugging it. Stone Colds up and turns Rocky around kicks him in the gut and STUNNER. Stone Cold runs around the platform flicking everything off. Hes starting to get the slider unlocked and Rocky is hurt on the platform. Hes got the slider off and he getting ready and OH Rockys up and a swinging DDT. Both men are down.
J.H-Both men are down and rocky grabs onto the slider and hes going down the zipline and HE FELL OFF! HE FELL OFF THE ZIPLINE!! Rocky just fell twenty feet down and I dont think hes moving. Stone Cold is still up top and hes up, wondering what to do. Oh my god what is he going to do. HE JUMPED!! He jumped thirty feet down on top of Rocky. Stone Cold is back up, what a tough son of a bitch. Hes walking down the entrance ramp. Hes in the ring climbing the pole Rocky is out cold. Austins got the belt. The ref says that because he didnt go down the Zipline he doesnt win. Austins pissed, he grabs a chair and sets up the chair under the refs head and DDT. Rocky is back up and Austin sees it they both exchange fists in the ring.
Jaycobo Hoffbecko (the owner)- WOAH WOAH WOAH, whats going on here? We need a ref down here, from now on its a . first blood match. (the crowd screams) if someone makes you bleed that person becomes the champ.
Prince: The new ref is out and the match is underway. Stone Colds got Rocky in the corner and is stomping away at his head. Stone Colds running around the ring flicking off everything. He jumped out of the ring and is looking under it. Hes got a bat covered in barbed wire. Hes in the ring and WOW Rocky just spine-bustered Austin and the bat is on Austins head. Rocky is going for the peoples elbow and yes he got it, but Austin isnt bleeding. Rocky is angry, hes gone out of the ring and is getting a chair.
Im the Boogeyman and Im comin to getcha
J.H- What the hell? The boogeyman is back? Oh yes he is and since there is no disqualifications he can do what he wants. Hes going after Rocky, who looks horrified, the boogeyman has a clock in his hand and he looks ready to fight, hes caught up with Rocky and throws him into the ring. The Boogeyman looks at Austin who is out cold in the ring and the Boogeyman is on Rocky, Boogeyman puts him up against the turnbuckle and smashes the clock on Rockys head and rocky is busted wide open, Boogeyman looks at the ref who raises his hand and gives him the belt, WE GOT A NEW CHAMP!!
Winner and new Australian Champ: The Boogeyman
The Boogeyman is going bat-shit crazy in the ring pulling worms from inside the broken clock and eating them. Rocky takes a mic.
Rocky: I cant believe someone who wasnt even in the match could win it. This is crazy I challenge you for MY title this Wednesday on the EFW cooked not raw war zone. Now, can you smell,, what the ROCK, is cookin?
The Boogeyman nods his head, accepting the challenge then grabs Rocky by the throat and slams him on the broken clock.
Prince- The next match will be the torrential triple threat match, if someone puts you through a table, your out. Rey Mysterio, Paul London, and RVD go up for the flying colors title. The match has begun and tables are surrounding the outside of the ring. RVD and Paul will start this out I guess. They tangle up and RVD gets the advantage and REY jumps off the ropes for a stiff kick to Robs head and Paul flys into a spinning heel kick to Rey. Rob and Rey are down and Paul is up on the turnbuckle taunting, hes oblivious that Robs up and pushes Paul off the top rope onto a table, and OH, it doesnt break. RVD sets up for a frog splash ROB VAN and Rey throws him back onto the canvass. Rey jumps to the top rope and BAM leg drop to RVD. Paul is up top and a big sidekick from the top rope to Rey. RVD just took a chair from on top of a table. London pushes Rey onto one of the tables and RVD throws a chair at London and a VANDAMINATOR and London flies out of the ring on top of Rey, but he just rolled off of him onto another table. RVD runs to the other side of the ring and rolling thunder? OUT OF THE RING over the ropes onto Rey, hes out.
Eliminated: Rey Mysterio
J.H- It looks like Rob got hurt by that one but who wouldnt? And London is off the table and up. He got RVD on a table and he goes up top one more time. London is up, and Rob jumps back up and a huge Superkick to London in midair. WOW. They are both on top of tables and Rob leaps up and ROB .VAN .DAM. He jumps up the turnbuckle and 5 STAR FROG SPLASH breaks the table and we got the first flying colors champ.
Winner and new Flying Colors Champ: RVD
Backstage
Sid: Man, this sucks, first Jaycobo gives me the EFW belt and I couldnt have been happier, know? Now I gotta put it up against one of the biggest guys Ive ever seen and .. hey Bam Bam. Whats up?
Bigelow takes out his brass knuckles and starts pounding away at Sids face. He leaves Sid a bloody mess on the ground.
J.H- And here comes Bam Bam Bigelow, who will probably win because of the beat down he gave Sid. Yea thats right you ****y bastard, just taunt and look up the ramp expectantly. (play twisted transista by Korn) What, why has Jaycobo came out?
Jaycobo- Well it has come to my attention that you have taken out Sid and he cant perform tonight. Well then, I got something else for you to do triple b. I promised the fans an EFW title bout and by god it will go down. Its going to be you against Sid Vicious in the cage for a good old fashioned cage match were you escape, not try to get in.
Bigelow doesnt seem to care. He motions for a mic.
Bigelow: Where is Sid if Im supposed to fight him?
Jaycobo: Look up.
Bigelow looks up and sees Sid coming down on the cage, bleeding and all. Blood is dripping on the mat, Sid is only a little bandaged up.
Prince- I dont know if this is a good decision from Sid.
J.H- Well we will see. And Sid jumps from the cage onto Bigelow and both men are throwing fists. Sids on top and is chopping up Bigelows neck. Sid gets up and puts his right hand in the air. Bigelow stands up and Sid goes for the choke slam, but Bigelow put all his weight on Sid WHO PICKED HIM UP. Sid has Bigelow, over four hundred pounds, over his head and BAM, wow what an impact that had. Sid gets down and chops Bigelow in the neck and the crowd is chanting ONE, TWO, THREE as he picks up Bigelow with one hand and what a powerful chokeslam from Sid. He gets back setting up for something. And Bigelow is getting up. Sid runs and tries for a big boot from hell, but Bigelow reverses into a belly-to-belly slam sort of reminiscent to the worlds strongest man Mark Henry. Bigelow goes up the turnbuckle and jeez I didnt think a man that big could do a moonsault. Sid is laying still on the mat and Vicious picks him up and takes him with him to the top rope. Sid punches Bigelow a few times in the head but it doesnt faze him. Bigelow does a huge swinging DDT from the top rope. SID JUST SAT UP and gave Bigelow an extremely evil look and CHOKESLAM. Hes taking Bigelow up to the turnbuckle and a huge chokeslam from up top. And it looks like Sid is going up the cage and Bigelow is slowly getting up. Come on Sid, and ohhhhh MY GOD the audience could sum my reaction "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT". Bigelow grabbed Sid around the waist and did a huge german suplex sending Sid below the ring. And Bigelow is getting up and hes heading for the cage, but Sid is outside the cage, he escaped from below. JESUS.
Winner and still EFW Champion- Sid vicious
Quickies:
The patriot and Hulk Hogan beat The Road Warriors
Umaga defeats the Great Khali
The boogeyman defeated Stone Cold and Rocky Maivia
RVD defeats Rey Mysterio and Paul London
Sid Vicious Defeats Bam Bam Bigelow
The prince (announcer #2)- Thats right J.H, but thats not all. Its also going to be stone cold up against rocky Maivia for the Australian title in an EFW exclusive match, the zip line match, where the first person to grab the title at the end of the zip line is the winner. Also, the two most destructive men in EFW, The great Khali and Umaga, are going head to head in a hardcore chair shots to the max match where the ring is filled with chairs. And also, three of the highest flyers go up for the EFW Flying Colors title, when Rey Mysterio, Paul London, and RVD take part in the torrential triple threat match. Also up for grabs is the tag team titles the Patriot or as you know him the big boss man fights for them against The road warriors Animal and Heidenreich.
J.H- Oh and without further ado here comes your EFW Tag Team champs the road warriors, animal and ..
Heidenreich: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Im gonna read some poetry. There once was a girl from Nantucket with a .
Enter the Patriot with the American flag, J.H says something, but you cant hear it over the U.S.A chants.
J.H- Alright and the match begins with the patriot throwing lefts and rights on Animal, but the big thing is hes going up for the tag team belts alone against the best EFW team. JESUS, Heidenreich just jumped off the top turnbuckle and speared the Patriot to the ground. Heidenreich is now the legal man and he is trying to choke out the Patriot. The Patriot reverses into a German suplex leaving both men dazed on the floor.
The prince- Both men are on the ground and Heidenreich is now up and tags Animal in who dropkicks the patriot sending him down again. Animal picks up the patriot and Heidenreich goes up top getting ready for the clothesline and the patriot gets out and Heidenreich just laid out the Animal. The patriot runs SPEAR into a huge spinebuster knocking Heidenreich down. The patriot goes up top and OH animal just knocked him off. Heidenreich picks up the Patriot ready for the dropkick, but what is this? Hulk Hogan just came running down the ramp. The hulkster runs into the ring and a big boot to Heidenreich and OH animal dropkicks the hulkster and the Patriot is up and a spear to animal. I guess The Patriot had a partner 1,2,3. WE GOT NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS!!!
Result: The Patriot and Hulk Hogan are the new tag team champs
J.H- And up next is the hardcore chair shots to the max match between Umaga and the Great Khali. (enter both men with the ring full of unfolded chairs) Khali runs out and gives Umaga a huge chop to the head. It doesnt seem to have fazed him, because he just picked up a chair and throws it into Khalis back. He turns around with an extremely angry look on his face. He chokes Umaga picks him up and slams him into the chairs. Umaga is screaming in Samoan or something. Umaga stands up and runs at Khali sending Khali down propped up against the turnbuckle and Umaga unfolds a chair by Khalis head. He runs to the other side of the ring and runs at Khali, but Khali is up and Umaga gets a chair thrown right at his head and a huge chop knocks Umaga out.
(The lights go out and the Undertakers bell tolls and you hear a loud moaning throughout the stadium and a lightning bolt comes down and you see the Undertaker on the titantron with his eyes in the back of his head and his tongue out, the lights go back on)
Prince: Well THAT scared the shit out of me, Umaga is back up grabs Khali around the neck POR SAMOA and the Samoan Spike to the throat of Khali and he is down. Umaga goes to the top and a huge head butt to Khali. 1,2,3
Winner: Umaga
Prince: It looks like the next match is going to be for the Australian title when the champ Rocky takes on Stone Cold in the Zipline Match. To win a Zipline Match you must first unlock the Zipline anyway you can, then go from the top of the arena to the bottom with the help of a Zipline and grab the belt on top of a pole. Both wrestlers are on the platform. The match has begun. Rocky runs up and gives a huge clothesline to stone cold while his back is turned. Rocky is stomping Stone Cold and now he is entertaining the crowd, pulling a beer from his trunks and chugging it. Stone Colds up and turns Rocky around kicks him in the gut and STUNNER. Stone Cold runs around the platform flicking everything off. Hes starting to get the slider unlocked and Rocky is hurt on the platform. Hes got the slider off and he getting ready and OH Rockys up and a swinging DDT. Both men are down.
J.H-Both men are down and rocky grabs onto the slider and hes going down the zipline and HE FELL OFF! HE FELL OFF THE ZIPLINE!! Rocky just fell twenty feet down and I dont think hes moving. Stone Cold is still up top and hes up, wondering what to do. Oh my god what is he going to do. HE JUMPED!! He jumped thirty feet down on top of Rocky. Stone Cold is back up, what a tough son of a bitch. Hes walking down the entrance ramp. Hes in the ring climbing the pole Rocky is out cold. Austins got the belt. The ref says that because he didnt go down the Zipline he doesnt win. Austins pissed, he grabs a chair and sets up the chair under the refs head and DDT. Rocky is back up and Austin sees it they both exchange fists in the ring.
Jaycobo Hoffbecko (the owner)- WOAH WOAH WOAH, whats going on here? We need a ref down here, from now on its a . first blood match. (the crowd screams) if someone makes you bleed that person becomes the champ.
Prince: The new ref is out and the match is underway. Stone Colds got Rocky in the corner and is stomping away at his head. Stone Colds running around the ring flicking off everything. He jumped out of the ring and is looking under it. Hes got a bat covered in barbed wire. Hes in the ring and WOW Rocky just spine-bustered Austin and the bat is on Austins head. Rocky is going for the peoples elbow and yes he got it, but Austin isnt bleeding. Rocky is angry, hes gone out of the ring and is getting a chair.
Im the Boogeyman and Im comin to getcha
J.H- What the hell? The boogeyman is back? Oh yes he is and since there is no disqualifications he can do what he wants. Hes going after Rocky, who looks horrified, the boogeyman has a clock in his hand and he looks ready to fight, hes caught up with Rocky and throws him into the ring. The Boogeyman looks at Austin who is out cold in the ring and the Boogeyman is on Rocky, Boogeyman puts him up against the turnbuckle and smashes the clock on Rockys head and rocky is busted wide open, Boogeyman looks at the ref who raises his hand and gives him the belt, WE GOT A NEW CHAMP!!
Winner and new Australian Champ: The Boogeyman
The Boogeyman is going bat-shit crazy in the ring pulling worms from inside the broken clock and eating them. Rocky takes a mic.
Rocky: I cant believe someone who wasnt even in the match could win it. This is crazy I challenge you for MY title this Wednesday on the EFW cooked not raw war zone. Now, can you smell,, what the ROCK, is cookin?
The Boogeyman nods his head, accepting the challenge then grabs Rocky by the throat and slams him on the broken clock.
Prince- The next match will be the torrential triple threat match, if someone puts you through a table, your out. Rey Mysterio, Paul London, and RVD go up for the flying colors title. The match has begun and tables are surrounding the outside of the ring. RVD and Paul will start this out I guess. They tangle up and RVD gets the advantage and REY jumps off the ropes for a stiff kick to Robs head and Paul flys into a spinning heel kick to Rey. Rob and Rey are down and Paul is up on the turnbuckle taunting, hes oblivious that Robs up and pushes Paul off the top rope onto a table, and OH, it doesnt break. RVD sets up for a frog splash ROB VAN and Rey throws him back onto the canvass. Rey jumps to the top rope and BAM leg drop to RVD. Paul is up top and a big sidekick from the top rope to Rey. RVD just took a chair from on top of a table. London pushes Rey onto one of the tables and RVD throws a chair at London and a VANDAMINATOR and London flies out of the ring on top of Rey, but he just rolled off of him onto another table. RVD runs to the other side of the ring and rolling thunder? OUT OF THE RING over the ropes onto Rey, hes out.
Eliminated: Rey Mysterio
J.H- It looks like Rob got hurt by that one but who wouldnt? And London is off the table and up. He got RVD on a table and he goes up top one more time. London is up, and Rob jumps back up and a huge Superkick to London in midair. WOW. They are both on top of tables and Rob leaps up and ROB .VAN .DAM. He jumps up the turnbuckle and 5 STAR FROG SPLASH breaks the table and we got the first flying colors champ.
Winner and new Flying Colors Champ: RVD
Backstage
Sid: Man, this sucks, first Jaycobo gives me the EFW belt and I couldnt have been happier, know? Now I gotta put it up against one of the biggest guys Ive ever seen and .. hey Bam Bam. Whats up?
Bigelow takes out his brass knuckles and starts pounding away at Sids face. He leaves Sid a bloody mess on the ground.
J.H- And here comes Bam Bam Bigelow, who will probably win because of the beat down he gave Sid. Yea thats right you ****y bastard, just taunt and look up the ramp expectantly. (play twisted transista by Korn) What, why has Jaycobo came out?
Jaycobo- Well it has come to my attention that you have taken out Sid and he cant perform tonight. Well then, I got something else for you to do triple b. I promised the fans an EFW title bout and by god it will go down. Its going to be you against Sid Vicious in the cage for a good old fashioned cage match were you escape, not try to get in.
Bigelow doesnt seem to care. He motions for a mic.
Bigelow: Where is Sid if Im supposed to fight him?
Jaycobo: Look up.
Bigelow looks up and sees Sid coming down on the cage, bleeding and all. Blood is dripping on the mat, Sid is only a little bandaged up.
Prince- I dont know if this is a good decision from Sid.
J.H- Well we will see. And Sid jumps from the cage onto Bigelow and both men are throwing fists. Sids on top and is chopping up Bigelows neck. Sid gets up and puts his right hand in the air. Bigelow stands up and Sid goes for the choke slam, but Bigelow put all his weight on Sid WHO PICKED HIM UP. Sid has Bigelow, over four hundred pounds, over his head and BAM, wow what an impact that had. Sid gets down and chops Bigelow in the neck and the crowd is chanting ONE, TWO, THREE as he picks up Bigelow with one hand and what a powerful chokeslam from Sid. He gets back setting up for something. And Bigelow is getting up. Sid runs and tries for a big boot from hell, but Bigelow reverses into a belly-to-belly slam sort of reminiscent to the worlds strongest man Mark Henry. Bigelow goes up the turnbuckle and jeez I didnt think a man that big could do a moonsault. Sid is laying still on the mat and Vicious picks him up and takes him with him to the top rope. Sid punches Bigelow a few times in the head but it doesnt faze him. Bigelow does a huge swinging DDT from the top rope. SID JUST SAT UP and gave Bigelow an extremely evil look and CHOKESLAM. Hes taking Bigelow up to the turnbuckle and a huge chokeslam from up top. And it looks like Sid is going up the cage and Bigelow is slowly getting up. Come on Sid, and ohhhhh MY GOD the audience could sum my reaction "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT". Bigelow grabbed Sid around the waist and did a huge german suplex sending Sid below the ring. And Bigelow is getting up and hes heading for the cage, but Sid is outside the cage, he escaped from below. JESUS.
Winner and still EFW Champion- Sid vicious
Quickies:
The patriot and Hulk Hogan beat The Road Warriors
Umaga defeats the Great Khali
The boogeyman defeated Stone Cold and Rocky Maivia
RVD defeats Rey Mysterio and Paul London
Sid Vicious Defeats Bam Bam Bigelow
