TheOneBigWill
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Okay.. the child is completely warped. She has had the assumption in her head, that anytime she gets an "owwie" it heals within seconds of being kissed.
Now by the same logic, when she falls hard on her butt.. she proceeds to literally say "kiss it" and attempts to thrust her ass in my face. I'm completely sure this isn't right.
Furthermore, I really wanna know who started this "theory" of pain going away with a simple kiss. I've straight up f*cked my body up several times, with multiple lacerations and I assure you, no mere kiss of any kind has healed it and taken away the pain.. much less healed the gash or cut within seconds.
Now by the same logic, when she falls hard on her butt.. she proceeds to literally say "kiss it" and attempts to thrust her ass in my face. I'm completely sure this isn't right.
Furthermore, I really wanna know who started this "theory" of pain going away with a simple kiss. I've straight up f*cked my body up several times, with multiple lacerations and I assure you, no mere kiss of any kind has healed it and taken away the pain.. much less healed the gash or cut within seconds.
Kisses don't heal everything???
She's probably been seeing too much WWE with you, been watching Vince McMahon just a bit too much.