Dream WWE.com Headline

[King Patrick Star]

This is originally from the "immortal 1" from WrestlingRevealed.com. I thought it would be great to see the responses of today here on WZ.com. Here are some of my old and new responses:

The Main Event Mafia on Raw in Orlando, live tonight!!
The Kliq to meet for the first time in more than a decade at the Impact Zone, live on Thursday!!
Vince sells WCW and ECW to Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman!!
Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman invade Raw…and they are not alone!!
With the first pick in the 2009 WWE / TNA Draft, ECW selects…Kurt Angle!!
(May as well run with this one)
With the second pick in the 2009 WWE / TNA Draft, Smackdown selects…Sting!!
With the third pick in the 2009 WWE / TNA Draft, Raw selects…Rob Van Dam!!
With the forth pick in the 2009 WWE / TNA Draft, Impact selects…Triple H!!

 

[Nero89]

not sure if u wanted feedback or orig. ideas but im going with the later...
1.WWE CHANGES NAME OF ECW OR MAKES IT WORTH WATCHING AGAIN(lol)
2.HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP RETURNS AND UNDER 24/7 RULES
3.GOLDBERG RETURNS
4.AJ STYLES VS REY VS BORNE VS PETEY WILLIAMS AT SUMMERSLAM/WRESTLEMANIA
5.THE AGE OF ORTON CONTINUES, CENA FIRED

 

[King Patrick Star]

I was going for both and great Headlines, by the way.

 

[Nero89]

1.The Main Event Mafia on Raw in Orlando, live tonight!!
2.The Kliq to meet for the first time in more than a decade at the Impact Zone, live on Thursday!!
3.Vince sells WCW and ECW to Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman!!
4.Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman invade Raw…and they are not alone!!
5.With the first pick in the 2009 WWE / TNA Draft, ECW selects…Kurt Angle!!
(May as well run with this one)
6.With the second pick in the 2009 WWE / TNA Draft, Smackdown selects…Sting!!
7.With the third pick in the 2009 WWE / TNA Draft, Raw selects…Rob Van Dam!!
8.With the forth pick in the 2009 WWE / TNA Draft, Impact selects…Triple H!!


1.hell yeah but hoe bout frontline on ecw?bring back the good days
2.again hell yes
3.fuck that lol. maybe give ecw back but not wcw
4....they bring along jeff jerret. its invasion all over again. wwe vs ecw/tna(and wcw i guess)
5.yes, back again!!! him leaving ecw was a bad move for wwe
6.yes! sting vs jericho,edge,or taker would be great
7.i wish
8.not sure he'd fit in

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

What are my top dream WWE.com Headlines? I only have two.


1) "Vince McMahon to Step Away from Creative."

2) "You want Attitude? Attitude is Back!"

3) WWE signs Paul Heyman to the Creative Team.

Both Vince stepping away from the Creative Process, and the company becoming a distributor of multiple wrestling products and offering a TV-14 product AND a PG product (not just one universal PG product) ... while bringing Paul Heyman back to the team, would be my dream as a fan.

Sorry, but simply bringing new or old wrestlers to the WWE isn't enough for me. I need a revamp of the entire Creative Process to make me satisfied.

 

[Nero89]

yea make smackdown pg since its on basic tv and it has people like rey since hes such a big deal to kids(prob cause he looks like a power ranger).

make raw the home of the attitude era again
as well as make ecw hardcore again

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

yea make smackdown pg since its on basic tv and it has people like rey since hes such a big deal to kids(prob cause he looks like a power ranger).

make raw the home of the attitude era again
as well as make ecw hardcore again

I couldn't have said it any better myself. That is pretty much my vision for how WWE should operate. All they need to do is think bigger and think of themselves as a distributor of a variety of wrestling products. Not just an organization that puts out a single product.

As far as ECW, I am torn between making that a Hardcore product like the days of old, or a Cruiserweight Brand ... or BOTH a Hardcore AND Cruiserweight Brand. But that show would be a show featuring specialty wrestling like that.

I STRONGLY feel that this way is the best way to appeal to the largest group of fans, attract new viewers, and bring some older fans back to the fold once again ... thereby increasing your total fanbase ... unlike the piss-poor "Be everything to everyone and hope for the best" strategy they attempt to use today, that clearly isn't as successful as the past strategies.

Nevertheless, I feel that a PG product like the current WWE has its place. But it has its place in SHARING the spotlight with other products, as well ... not just hogging the entire spotlight for itself.

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

John Cena, HHH and batista FIRED FOREVER
Paul Haymen buy's ECW
RVD, Goldberg and Hernandez Sign to WWE
Chyna Returns
Judgement day 6 man hell in a cell Undertaker edge Y2J Hardy Rey rey and kane
KANE NEW WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION
(few years ago) Eddie escapes near death experience

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are we going for realistic headlines? All of these are rubbish.

"It's true! It's DAMN true!"
"Here comes the pain... again."

 

[shazam]

1) WWE to enforce stricter brand rules. (Only can be on their selected show, superstars, and ppvs.)

2) Smackdown to move back to Thursday... and they're bringing the fist.

3) Tag Team Tourney to start this week. (There is a tourney on each show, then the winners from each brand have a match at Royal Rumble, and that winner gets a shot at the undisputed tag titles at Wrestlemania, hopefully in a match I can see on the ppv).

4) Santino winning streak continues... and thats no joke.

5) Mr. Kennedy celebrates 3 years without injury with first WWE title win.

6) Evan Bourne crowned new Cruiserweight champ, Rey must unmask on SD!

that's all I got for now but I could do this for hours.

 

[Nero89]

maybe if ecw was like it was in the old days though toward the end. were it had hxc moments, it had badass luchdor and cruiserweight, and had great mat style as well with beniot and etc. tna's x division to me is kinda wat i wanna see on ecw but with a few big names as well in there.

heres an ex. of what i think would make a great ecw rooster:
1.evan bourne (to me hes wwes aj styles and to me thats a big deal)
2.christian(one of the only guys i like on ecw)
3.morrison(hes great and very athletic)
4.benjamin(great mat wrestler trained by the greatest! also is good at spots too,imagine him vs morrison!!!)
5.kofi(his chance to really shine)
6.kennedy( this way he could be champ and prove to wwe that he is capable of holding a belt for a good while)
7.punk(to me he is a perfect fit with the rest of these, what way to bring ecw back to the big deal by having him cash the mitb for the ecw gold!!!)
8.umaga(could be the monster of ecw to put over people)
9.kane(same as umaga, could have an ok fued with most of rooster)
10.and i know its just a dream but aj styles or petey williams would be great in this spot but since it will never happen, have wwe put mvp or jericho here

 

[Nero89]

not sure how
4.AJ STYLES VS REY VS BORNE VS PETEY WILLIAMS AT SUMMERSLAM/WRESTLEMANIA

is rubbish uncle sam lol

 

[Fratelli]

Kings of Leon to play at wrestlemania 26

Wrestlemania 27 to be held in britain

Jamie Noble has won the Rumble!!!.... well you said dream lol

 

[Shock]

"Vince McMahon fires everyone except John Cena. Says the company is perfect now!"

Thought that would be funny. Plus:

"Mr. Kennedy returns... and gets injured again!"

 

[TheEvolution]

Here are some fantasy headlines
1. Kennedy def Batista in cage to capture the gold
2. AJ Styles shocks the world. Heads to the land of the extreme ECW
3.WWE welcomes HOF 2010 inductee Sting ( tho this COULD happen)
4. Cruiserweight tournament begins to crown new champ.
5. John Cena injured, will never wrestle again.

 

[hArdyPUNKmArk]

MDPUNK: New chairman of WWE! (no? why not?)

Kurt Angle returns to Monday night RAW!

Christian is the new WWE Champion!

 

[Richard]

Chris Jericho wins 2011 Royal Rumble. Chris Jericho set to take on John Cena for the WWE Championship at WrestleMania 27.

WWE is proud to announce WrestleMania 27 to be held in Australia.

I wish.

 

[TwistofRKO]

"One World Champion Format"

"Sting debuts on RAW"

"Golberg is back"

There you go.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

"GAME OVER!, Triple H retires"

"We wish Santino marella the best with his future endevours"

If theses happen ill mark out for sure

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

"I love you, you love me, I'm the Dino you can't see"

"Cena announces retirement in order to chase life long dream. Playing the role of children's favourite, Barney the Dinosaur. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson said to be very jealous".

 

[HHHDiedForOurSins]

"WWE has come to terms on the release of Vladimir Kozlov"

"Edge v Christian v Jeff Hardy v Matt Hardy 4 way TLC match for the World title signed for Summerslam"

"John Cena turns his back on the Chain Gang!!!"

 

[Rusty]

"Triple H has received a retraining order on Randy Orton for the rest of his life. They must never step in the same ring at the same time, ever again."

 

[DJ-LyRiX]

Here are some I'd love to see:

"Michael Cole in 3 on 1 handicap match - Henry, Kozlov & Kane likely opponents"
"Dolph Ziggler reveals more than just name"
"Nude photos of Maryse inside!"
"Win a date with Maryse!"
"LyRiX wins date with Maryse"
"LyRiX/Maryse wedding this week on Smackdown!"

I have a feeling there's a theme there..

If we're talking serious headlines, you can't beat;

"Taker/Jericho set to go at Summerslam"
"Edge sets record title reign"
"OMG! Joe. E. Styles to return to ECW"
"Cena's Attitude Adjusts"
"Finlay wins IC Title"

 

[Y 2 Jake]

- STFU now on WWEs banned moves list

- John Cena taught how to throw convincing punches by Mickie James

- Big Daddy V Returns

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

"Hulk Hogan back for one last run says he needs the money"

"JR promoted to CEO Of World Wrestling Entertainment, Triple H Pissed"

"ECW TV title will make its return to the brand"