Do Tight Pants Get You Laid?

[Pay Per Ghost]

Shut up idiots, I am actually serious.


I was always the loose, baggy jean, trouser kinda guy, but ever since I started my new job I have needed to wear semi-formal clothes in the least at the office.

Well the trousers I have are pretty tight and well kinda showcase the bulge. Then recently I noticed a female co-worker looking at the hanging chad when I was talking to her, but not looking at her. As soon as I did, she shot her eyes back up and started looking at me and the desk and whatever, feeling rather awkward and then excused herself.


The fuck? Really? Tight pants.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Please never post here again

 

[Nick Black]

Please never post here again

I tend to agree.

But I feel like responding anyway.

Big bulge = big (WEINER) = Bitchez

Small bulge = small prick = lonely life

^^
So in short, they will if you got one hell of a bulge. Unless you stuff, which would be completely pathetic.

 

[Shocky]

Yes, tighter clothes get you laid more. Why the fuck would anyone think dressing like you shit your pants be attractive?

 

[Alex]

Nakedness gets you laid

 

[HBK-aholic]

Yes, tighter clothes get you laid more. Why the fuck would anyone think dressing like you shit your pants be attractive?

This. A million times, this.

 

[Via Armbar]

I wear tighter pants than a lot of dudes, and I'm I've never had a problem getting pussy. So yeah. Realistically it's going to come down to wearing what represents you and is natural for you, I'd like to think bitches can pick out the dudes trying to hard usually.

 

[Miko]

Yeah, although having a certain amount of natural confidence, a winning smile and a reasonable anount of intelligence work better. Possessing none of these myself I just go into bungling Woody Allen mode, pile on the self depreciation and try to get a sympathy fuck, tight clothes be damned.

 

[Via Armbar]

Yeah, although having a certain amount of natural confidence, a winning smile and a reasonable anount of intelligence work better. Possessing none of these myself I just go into bungling Woody Allen mode, pile on the self depreciation and try to get a sympathy fuck, tight clothes be damned.

Agreed up until there. Intelligence is last on a chicks list, whether they realize it or not. They'll think they're attracted to intelligence but it's really still just the confidence they're attracted to. A dude can be dumb as fuck but if he represents himself decently and fakes the intelligence as best as possible she'll still buy in, thinking his brains is what's turning her on.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Another PaperGhost office sex tease. Shit or get off the pot with these stories. Kenny Rogers would have banged your whole office by now.


And if you do shit, don't wipe with just your hand.

 

[Miko]

Agreed up until there. Intelligence is last on a chicks list, whether they realize it or not. They'll think they're attracted to intelligence but it's really still just the confidence they're attracted to. A dude can be dumb as fuck but if he represents himself decently and fakes the intelligence as best as possible she'll still buy in, thinking his brains is what's turning her on.

Well I am no Casanova I'll admit, so I'll go along with that. I will say that I think funny works much better than all that though, I wasnt entirely joking when I said about the self depreciating humour, so long as you dont go overboard and make a girl think that your a self loathing lunatic. But I guess its easier to be funny when your confident, or in my case generally full of apathy, would you be full of apathy or. . . ? And now I am talking women on the internet on a wrestling forum full of men. Yep. Get in.

 

[Via Armbar]

Humor is a very thin line...girls like funny but come across as nothing but a jokester and you'll end up in the friend zone faster than being a nice, caring friend.

 

[DirtyD79]

Humor is a very thin line...girls like funny but come across as nothing but a jokester and you'll end up in the friend zone faster than being a nice, caring friend.

So true, man. Being the clown is a one way ticket straight to friend zone. On the bright side she might let you perform at her babyshower.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Another PaperGhost office sex tease. Shit or get off the pot with these stories. Kenny Rogers would have banged your whole office by now.


And if you do shit, don't wipe with just your hand.

Dang it, I'll try paper tommorow, catch my anus off-guard.


I'm so touched you remember my previous thread Georgy.

And Kenny Rogers is a poon muncher, I got nothing on him. You can't talk to him face to face coz his beard reeks of a thousand vag.





Now I know, about the whole humor and looks and personality, but girls do check out guys ass and junk I kinda thought that happened. Didn't know it would happen to me.

The fact of the matter is you do look more presentable to the opposite sex if you can pull off a tight pant thing. This works both ways totally.

I know this isn't news. But I don't think anyones picked up a girl just by wearing tight pants. Except for Tommy Lee.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Wait...wouldn't tight pants make your balls sweat more and thus make your curry odor that much more pungent? If Indian chicks dig that, I assume it would help you get laid.

 

[GI Cake]

I don't suppose you are the technical support guy I called when I was having issues with my alarm clock?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I don't suppose you are the technical support guy I called when I was having issues with my alarm clock?

Na that was my cousin Pancake Patel. Hey same first name!

Wait...wouldn't tight pants make your balls sweat more and thus make your curry odor that much more pungent? If Indian chicks dig that, I assume it would help you get laid.

Well the office is air-conditioned so my balls don't boil in their stew. But I really appreciate your thoughts for them. Rep for you.


Odor, yes that! How many pigs here made a woman turn (their heads) on the basis of fucktastic manly perfumes?

D&G got me a tonna praise. Was nice.

 

[Miko]

Humor is a very thin line...girls like funny but come across as nothing but a jokester and you'll end up in the friend zone faster than being a nice, caring friend.

I guess it just proves what I've always said, your ordinary human rules dont apply to me.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Wearing no pants usually does the trick.

On the topic of pants, Chinos are the worst alteration of jeans ever. Like, what are they? It looks like your jeans are sagging away is what it looks like.

And if you're going to wear tight jeans, please be humble, don't be all camp about it and start dropping things on purpose before bending over as slowly as you can. God! Such heated topics.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Never wear corduroy to a strip club.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Never wear corduroy to a strip club.

I tried that once but the boss hit me, told me to put my bikini back on and start riding the pole like it was a dolphin again. I made seventeen bucks that day.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Just go ahead and bang the girl Paper. You'll know if tight pants get you laid or not depending on whether she files for rape.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Never wear corduroy to a strip club.

I would if she's a red head.

Just go ahead and bang the girl Paper. You'll know if tight pants get you laid or not depending on whether she files for rape.

What if I take off my pants and she screams rape, WHO'S TO BLAME THEN, OH GOD!