Creepy Old Man
Championship Contender
Single, overweight, angry, unemployed, acned white male. Bullied at school. Consistently rejected by females. That's every wrestling fan.
No, it's not, but I reckon it's a decent attempt at a portrait of the classic WWE hi-jacker. WWE, like UFC, has a lot of socially and sexually agonized males in its audience. They want to be noticed, they want to be the stars, to compensate for being nothing their entire lives. See, I thought they wanted their favourites to be pushed, plain and simple. But that's not the case: they just want to resist anything WWE gives them. They didn't want Daniel Bryan, they wanted to cheer Daniel Bryan because WWE didn't think he was the guy (Bryan has genuine supporters, don't get me wrong). When WWE willingly gave Bryan some shine this year, this agonized section of fans started booing him and chanting "turd". Hey, last year they apparently wanted Reigns to win the Rumble. DEAFENING "Roman Reigns" chants rung out, and he was cheered overwhelmingly when gaining the upper hand on Batista. This year, Reigns gets the win, but because WWE are behind him, the agonized white male rebels. Then there's the "CM Punk" chants AT, not for, AJ. It's not any expression of support, it's just "LOLZ, WE KNOW", as well as an effort to piss off the company.
So, do these hi-jacker people actually want anything from WWE? Are they just nihilists trying to destroy WWE because the world - especially the pretty girl in high school - never wanted them? Okay, I'm being a little facetious, but there's a very serious question as to whether or not these hi-jackers truly like anything.
No, it's not, but I reckon it's a decent attempt at a portrait of the classic WWE hi-jacker. WWE, like UFC, has a lot of socially and sexually agonized males in its audience. They want to be noticed, they want to be the stars, to compensate for being nothing their entire lives. See, I thought they wanted their favourites to be pushed, plain and simple. But that's not the case: they just want to resist anything WWE gives them. They didn't want Daniel Bryan, they wanted to cheer Daniel Bryan because WWE didn't think he was the guy (Bryan has genuine supporters, don't get me wrong). When WWE willingly gave Bryan some shine this year, this agonized section of fans started booing him and chanting "turd". Hey, last year they apparently wanted Reigns to win the Rumble. DEAFENING "Roman Reigns" chants rung out, and he was cheered overwhelmingly when gaining the upper hand on Batista. This year, Reigns gets the win, but because WWE are behind him, the agonized white male rebels. Then there's the "CM Punk" chants AT, not for, AJ. It's not any expression of support, it's just "LOLZ, WE KNOW", as well as an effort to piss off the company.
So, do these hi-jacker people actually want anything from WWE? Are they just nihilists trying to destroy WWE because the world - especially the pretty girl in high school - never wanted them? Okay, I'm being a little facetious, but there's a very serious question as to whether or not these hi-jackers truly like anything.