Dirty minds

[TheOneBigWill]

Q: I'm long and firm, and if you stroke me, white stuff comes out. What am I?

That thing. Not sure what it is, let's call it a "cake decorator".

 

[Sparky]

Clue 1: Pulling on my ears gets me off.

Clue 2: A little oil gets me heated up.

Clue 3: It's hard to eat me without teeth.

 

[Sparky]

Clue 1: Pulling on my ears gets me off.

Clue 2: A little oil gets me heated up.

Clue 3: It's hard to eat me without teeth.

I failed

 

[Marquis]

Clue 1: Pulling on my ears gets me off.

Clue 2: A little oil gets me heated up.

Clue 3: It's hard to eat me without teeth.

Pig Head.

 

[Sparky]

No

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Clue 1: Pulling on my ears gets me off.

Clue 2: A little oil gets me heated up.

Clue 3: It's hard to eat me without teeth.

I failed

I don't even think I could guess the sexual meaning to this one, much less the un-sexual one. LOL

 

[Sparky]

anybody?

 

[NSL]

Corn

That's okay, Emily called me The Incredible Hulk the other day. And last night I was her Iron Man.

Bastard...

 

[Sparky]

Yep, corn on the cob.

 

[NSL]

That's okay, Emily called me The Incredible Hulk the other day. And last night I was her Iron Man.

You're just jealous my woman gives head

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You're just jealous my woman gives head

Mine does too. And then some.

 

[NSL]

Mine does too. And then some.

I know...

 

[Mr. TM]

only the best game ever. I fail miserably.

- I'm a four letter word
- I'm a name for a woman.
- I end in u-n-t.

Spoiler: answer

If your first response to these clues wasn't "AUNT," you have a dirty mind!

I was thinking runt...

 

[Murfish]

corn