Even though your post is the very definition of spam on this forum, I think you may be onto something and I would very much like to follow up on that. I sad, a couple of posts ago, that I thought that it needed to be someone very well off that would have so many limousines and JBL fits that mould to perfection. In fact, if I wasn't so sure that it was Ted DiBiase Senior, I would be completely sure that it was John Bradshaw Layfield.
Let's face it. JBL has enough money to run with the same angle that The Million Dollar Man could and he has also been away long enough that a lot of people wouldn't eve think of him. Since Rey Mysterio retired him, I haven't heard anything of his welfare or what he is doing and although I am hoping for someone a little bit more exotic and exciting, JBL would be a perfect choice for this role. He is an automatic heel and his behaviour before leaving would lead me to believe that he could easily slot back into this role.
Didn't JBL feud with John Cena during his run as Champion and didn't he also do commentary with a certain Michael Cole?
Very good shout, Rook.