Dexter Season Finale LD

[Serious Mozzarella]

Prepare your anuses, motherfuckers, because the season finale of Dexter starts in 10 minutes.

Anyone else watching, or am I doing this shit by myself?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Looks like I'm going this alone tonight.

4:54 left.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Snap, I'm participating in a thread by myself.

Not a single fuck is being given.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Goddamn, there's an on-screen countdown, and it's stressing me out.

>:|

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Robocop died before the season finale.

Ain't that some shit. 2:30 left, fuuuuck.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

This guy is this season's main villain.

Fuck, I love Dexter. 30 fucking seconds.

MESS WITH THE BEST
DIE LIKE THE REST

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

ALRIGHT, EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S ON.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Mozz, pass the fucking chips, you fat tub of shit, those are for everyone.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Oh goddamn, they're doing a full season recap. I'VE SEEN THE FULL SEASON FFFFFFFF

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Laguerta's BUG EYESSS
Quinn's TAN
ROBOCOP

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Fuck YEAH, Dexter's dad!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Fuck, I hope they kill someone/multiple people off in this episode.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I bet the Cuban guy selling oranges is not going to call the police.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Wow, this is the first time they mentioned Dexter's brother since the end of the first season.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Lumen's been out cold for a while. I can almost smell the brain damage kicking in.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Oh shit, Quinn's about to be in some fuckin' TROUBLE, son.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

It's a bit weird, watching Dexter investigate his own crime scene.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Wow, everybody on 4chan called it -- they're going to pin Liddy's death on Quinn.

Fuuuuuck.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Dexter just smashed in some random person's car window and drove off with a car without hotwiring it.

...

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Dexter just flipped his fucking car.

Fuck.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

What is it with Dexter and driving?

This is the second car he's flipped in this show.

 

[INDYjon22]

I guess I could join you, though watching you talk to yourself is far more entertaining.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

YOU KILL HIM

YOU KILL HIM RIGHT NOW, DEXTER.

FUCK.

I'm like a black family at a movie theater.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I guess I could join you, though watching you talk to yourself is far more entertaining.

Shit broski, grab a seat, we got couches.

Hey Mozz, go grab him a beer or something. Fuck, you're lazy.

 

[INDYjon22]

Oh snap, Jordan Chase playing mind games with Lumen. Maybe he will flip her on Dexter......nevermind.