Jack-Hammer
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!
TNA Destination X - July 10, 2011
Samoa Joe vs. Kazarian - I thought this match was a generally solid, if unspectacular opener. Neither guy's stock is especially high at this moment and there was a definite sense of "I don't really care about this match" for me. The action was solid and both of them worked well together. The formula of the match was kinda what I figured it'd be with Joe being the dominant guy with Kazarian getting in his shots. Kazarian comes up with the quick roll up victory a little past the 11 minute mark for the win. Again, a solid match but ultimately nothing major to write home about as one of these guys had to win and both have been on losing streaks as of late. **1/4
Douglas Williams vs. Mark Haskins - Overall, this was pretty unspectacular. I almost wish they'd have just brought out Anarquia or Hernandez here as I have absolutely no idea who this guy was and neither did the crowd. It just seemed that this Haskins guy was set up to fail from the moment he walked into the Impact Zone. Haskins did alright overall, though he's definitely green and you could tell this was his first big taste of any sort of major exposure. Predictably, Williams gets the win at the 7.5 minute mark. Complete filler and it had to be a big let down for anyone hoping for some X Division great from the past. *
Generation Me vs. Eric Young & Shark Boy - Lousy match here and I thought some really poor use of a couple of young and talented guys like Generation Me. This match had a lot of EY shenanigans going on and if you're into that, great. If you're not, then you're thinking "I paid $35 and they have this on the card?" This really is something that they should've just given to fans on Impact Wrestling instead of a ppv hyped to celebrate the X Division. Young & Shark Boy get the win at the 7.5 minute mark when Young hits Max Buck with a kind of wheelbarrow neckbreaker. 1/2*
Alex Shelley vs. Robbie E. vs. Shannon Moore vs. Amazing Red - Good effort by the wrestlers involved. Some good athleticism going on and a good number of spots, though some looked extremely choreographed. The match was pretty good all around but it was hard for me to really care for the most part. If you were to use both hands to tally up the number of appearances all four of these men have had on TNA television for the past several months combined, you'd have several fingers left uncounted. The only guy that remotely mattered here is Shelley, so it made sense that he come out with the win. Shelley wins the match at the 10.5 minute mark to become #1 contender for the X Division Championship. It was a good match though it's far from Ultimate X greatness. I didn't even know they were having this match until this past Thursday and it had virtually no build up. At any rate, here's hoping they make good use of Alex Shelley in the future. **3/4
Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn - As expected, this was a very good and competitive match from a couple of long time rivals. Lots of high impact action throughout the match with some good near falls scattered here and there. The match told a good story of two rivals, both of whom are getting older, and using their past encounters and general legacy to help the match along. Rob Van Dam does get the win at the 16.5 minute mark after the Five Star Frog Splash. The action was quite good as was the storytelling, but the outcome here was completely obvious and this match will probably have absolutely no bearing on either guy past tonight. ***
Austin Aries vs. Low-Ki vs. Jack Evans vs. Zima Ion - This match was a crazy spotfest that was extremely hard to follow at times. However, there was a shitload of energy going on and you couldn't help but be impressed with the athleticism that was put on display. The last few minutes of the match were especially fun. Ion eventually nails Low-Ki with the 450 Splash before Aries breaks it up. Afterward, Evans goes for the 630 Splash on Low-Ki but Ki gets his knees up. Aries comes out of nowhere and hits kicks on everyone before delivering a brainbuster to Low-Ki for the clean win at the 13.5 minute mark. The crowd was definitely into the match and while it was definitely spot heavy at times and a definite lack of storytelling, it was still a fun match that, in my opinion, had the right outcome. ***1/2
Abyss vs. Brian Kendrick - This match was about what I expected it to be, which wasn't much really. Again, Abyss pretty much dominated Kendrick all over the place and the story just didn't generally make the X Division look good. Throughout their feud, commentators and the way Kendrick has been booked as this X Division savior give the impression that X Division guys are a novelty and can't hang with the big boys. Immortal runs out before a bunch of X Division guys run out and they start brawling. Immortal beats them up before more X Division scrubs come running out. Kendrick eventually scores a quick roll up for the win and becomes new X Division Champion. Kendrick has looked like a chump throughout his feud with Abyss and his title win means nothing. *
AJ Styles vs. Chrisopher Daniels - While this was an extremely good match, I kept thinking that they were trying to stretch this match out to make it as long as possible. You know, to try and give it that "epic" feel but I don't think anyone was buying into it. I know I wasn't. The match was very good and, as with RVD & Jerry Lynn, Styles & Daniels used their past rivaries and frienship to tell a good story. I just think they tried to drag the match out 10 minutes longer than it needed. I never bought into any of the near falls really until the last 3 minutes or so of the match. The match actually had a very good pace throughout with them starting things out methodically and just working their way up. Styles eventually gets the win about the 28.5 minute mark after hitting Spiral Tap, which he won his first X Division strap with. Daniels shakes his hand and leaves. Strong finish to the show. ***1/2
Overall Show - This is the first TNA ppv I've ordered in nearly 2 years and, for the most part, I enjoyed myself. I thought the undercard of the show was pretty underwhelming. Samoa Joe vs. Kazarian was a solid match, about what I thought it'd be. They put out a good effort but, ultimately, I didn't really care. Douglas Williams vs. Mark Haskins was meaningless filler. Generation Me vs. Erick Young & Shark Boy was more meaningless filler with a bright young team being fed to a comedy duo. The Ultimate X match was a good ppv match but it wasn't an epic encounter and won't be thought of in the annals of history as an example of Ultimate X greatness. The three matches that got the most attention for the show are the ones that delivered. The Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn match was a fun nostalgia kick with a couple of old rivalries getting into the ring and telling a good story. The match probably will have no meaning after tonight, however. The four way X Division match between Austin Aries, Low-Ki, Zima Ion & Jack Evans was a high octane match with a lot of spots and great displays of athleticism. It was a hard to follow at times and storytelling was at a minimum, but I was impressed with how hard they worked. Abyss vs. Brian Kendrick was pretty much irrelevant and that's kinda sad as this match was for the X Division Championship. Kendrick just isn't the guy to be "carrying" the X Division and I hope Alex Shelly takes the title off him soon. The main event between AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels was a fun, strong ending to the ppv that told a great story of old rivals like the RVD vs. Jerry Lynn match. Like RVD vs. Lynn, however, there was no real conflict here and the match probably won't mean that much in the long run. Overall, I thought Destination X was a fun show that did a good job of putting the X Division at the forefront. I do think they tried to rely a little too much on nostalgia sometimes, but it was a fun show that I hope isn't just a one night stand for the X Division.
Grade: B
Samoa Joe vs. Kazarian - I thought this match was a generally solid, if unspectacular opener. Neither guy's stock is especially high at this moment and there was a definite sense of "I don't really care about this match" for me. The action was solid and both of them worked well together. The formula of the match was kinda what I figured it'd be with Joe being the dominant guy with Kazarian getting in his shots. Kazarian comes up with the quick roll up victory a little past the 11 minute mark for the win. Again, a solid match but ultimately nothing major to write home about as one of these guys had to win and both have been on losing streaks as of late. **1/4
Douglas Williams vs. Mark Haskins - Overall, this was pretty unspectacular. I almost wish they'd have just brought out Anarquia or Hernandez here as I have absolutely no idea who this guy was and neither did the crowd. It just seemed that this Haskins guy was set up to fail from the moment he walked into the Impact Zone. Haskins did alright overall, though he's definitely green and you could tell this was his first big taste of any sort of major exposure. Predictably, Williams gets the win at the 7.5 minute mark. Complete filler and it had to be a big let down for anyone hoping for some X Division great from the past. *
Generation Me vs. Eric Young & Shark Boy - Lousy match here and I thought some really poor use of a couple of young and talented guys like Generation Me. This match had a lot of EY shenanigans going on and if you're into that, great. If you're not, then you're thinking "I paid $35 and they have this on the card?" This really is something that they should've just given to fans on Impact Wrestling instead of a ppv hyped to celebrate the X Division. Young & Shark Boy get the win at the 7.5 minute mark when Young hits Max Buck with a kind of wheelbarrow neckbreaker. 1/2*
Alex Shelley vs. Robbie E. vs. Shannon Moore vs. Amazing Red - Good effort by the wrestlers involved. Some good athleticism going on and a good number of spots, though some looked extremely choreographed. The match was pretty good all around but it was hard for me to really care for the most part. If you were to use both hands to tally up the number of appearances all four of these men have had on TNA television for the past several months combined, you'd have several fingers left uncounted. The only guy that remotely mattered here is Shelley, so it made sense that he come out with the win. Shelley wins the match at the 10.5 minute mark to become #1 contender for the X Division Championship. It was a good match though it's far from Ultimate X greatness. I didn't even know they were having this match until this past Thursday and it had virtually no build up. At any rate, here's hoping they make good use of Alex Shelley in the future. **3/4
Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn - As expected, this was a very good and competitive match from a couple of long time rivals. Lots of high impact action throughout the match with some good near falls scattered here and there. The match told a good story of two rivals, both of whom are getting older, and using their past encounters and general legacy to help the match along. Rob Van Dam does get the win at the 16.5 minute mark after the Five Star Frog Splash. The action was quite good as was the storytelling, but the outcome here was completely obvious and this match will probably have absolutely no bearing on either guy past tonight. ***
Austin Aries vs. Low-Ki vs. Jack Evans vs. Zima Ion - This match was a crazy spotfest that was extremely hard to follow at times. However, there was a shitload of energy going on and you couldn't help but be impressed with the athleticism that was put on display. The last few minutes of the match were especially fun. Ion eventually nails Low-Ki with the 450 Splash before Aries breaks it up. Afterward, Evans goes for the 630 Splash on Low-Ki but Ki gets his knees up. Aries comes out of nowhere and hits kicks on everyone before delivering a brainbuster to Low-Ki for the clean win at the 13.5 minute mark. The crowd was definitely into the match and while it was definitely spot heavy at times and a definite lack of storytelling, it was still a fun match that, in my opinion, had the right outcome. ***1/2
Abyss vs. Brian Kendrick - This match was about what I expected it to be, which wasn't much really. Again, Abyss pretty much dominated Kendrick all over the place and the story just didn't generally make the X Division look good. Throughout their feud, commentators and the way Kendrick has been booked as this X Division savior give the impression that X Division guys are a novelty and can't hang with the big boys. Immortal runs out before a bunch of X Division guys run out and they start brawling. Immortal beats them up before more X Division scrubs come running out. Kendrick eventually scores a quick roll up for the win and becomes new X Division Champion. Kendrick has looked like a chump throughout his feud with Abyss and his title win means nothing. *
AJ Styles vs. Chrisopher Daniels - While this was an extremely good match, I kept thinking that they were trying to stretch this match out to make it as long as possible. You know, to try and give it that "epic" feel but I don't think anyone was buying into it. I know I wasn't. The match was very good and, as with RVD & Jerry Lynn, Styles & Daniels used their past rivaries and frienship to tell a good story. I just think they tried to drag the match out 10 minutes longer than it needed. I never bought into any of the near falls really until the last 3 minutes or so of the match. The match actually had a very good pace throughout with them starting things out methodically and just working their way up. Styles eventually gets the win about the 28.5 minute mark after hitting Spiral Tap, which he won his first X Division strap with. Daniels shakes his hand and leaves. Strong finish to the show. ***1/2
Overall Show - This is the first TNA ppv I've ordered in nearly 2 years and, for the most part, I enjoyed myself. I thought the undercard of the show was pretty underwhelming. Samoa Joe vs. Kazarian was a solid match, about what I thought it'd be. They put out a good effort but, ultimately, I didn't really care. Douglas Williams vs. Mark Haskins was meaningless filler. Generation Me vs. Erick Young & Shark Boy was more meaningless filler with a bright young team being fed to a comedy duo. The Ultimate X match was a good ppv match but it wasn't an epic encounter and won't be thought of in the annals of history as an example of Ultimate X greatness. The three matches that got the most attention for the show are the ones that delivered. The Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn match was a fun nostalgia kick with a couple of old rivalries getting into the ring and telling a good story. The match probably will have no meaning after tonight, however. The four way X Division match between Austin Aries, Low-Ki, Zima Ion & Jack Evans was a high octane match with a lot of spots and great displays of athleticism. It was a hard to follow at times and storytelling was at a minimum, but I was impressed with how hard they worked. Abyss vs. Brian Kendrick was pretty much irrelevant and that's kinda sad as this match was for the X Division Championship. Kendrick just isn't the guy to be "carrying" the X Division and I hope Alex Shelly takes the title off him soon. The main event between AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels was a fun, strong ending to the ppv that told a great story of old rivals like the RVD vs. Jerry Lynn match. Like RVD vs. Lynn, however, there was no real conflict here and the match probably won't mean that much in the long run. Overall, I thought Destination X was a fun show that did a good job of putting the X Division at the forefront. I do think they tried to rely a little too much on nostalgia sometimes, but it was a fun show that I hope isn't just a one night stand for the X Division.
Grade: B