Death choice

[Alex]

I think you're a great musician.

thanks

 

[Via Armbar]

The other two are up for debate, but one of them has to be getting shot with a shotgun by a naked former Mr. Olympia, Terminator style.

 

[Coco]

You'd release a full bladders worth of piss into the eye of the man you killed? That's got to be in the top 3 worst ways to die.

Yeah, it's up there. Though I don't think someone doing it the way Jack Nicholson described in A Few Good Men would do it justice. I think the fact that this would occur without malice but rather as a result of a failure to maintain one's footing is what makes it a truly dishonorable demise.

 

[Via Armbar]

A tragedy in the very essence of the word. Let's hope no such thing ever happens, as it could also potentially harm your peen.

 

[Coco]

Number one death has to be the same thing, but with the urination coming as a result of uncontrolable giggling rather than shock.

 

[Kanye South]

My painful death would have to be having a 5-hour sex romp with any porn star. I mean, just think how many germ-infested peens have been in that juicy-looking twat.

Or I would fall on Coco's morning wood.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

I would have the guy haning from his hands and then cut his skin open with a knife. After that I would break 4 of his ribs one by one. Then I would cut his tendons or ligaments whatever its called. Then I would shoot him with a M22 in the head with a chance of not dying(it can happen). Then just have an elephant crush him.

My choice of death is to have a heart attack when cumming on a hot girl.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I think she means HBK's "Slag" (her words) of a wife.

I forgot about her! I'd totally kill her. Okay I wouldn't really.

So Becca is really the one behind Jericho punching her?

That was the best thing I've ever seen. Jericho shot up my list of favourites.