Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to go to 1947 and help David Niven get his mojo back. Over the course of this perilous task, it is possible that you will feel mortal temptation for the first time. Of course your lack of genitals will give David Niven the advantage should a love triangle ensue, but you'll only have to worry about him if you're able to successfully get his mojo back. You may threaten to strike him down with a lightening bolt, but you can do nothing more than threaten. The Lord wants him intact so he can do things to Loretta Young that you simply aren't able to. The urge to disobey your orders and give into temptation will be strong, but if you're rational than you'll realize she will never stay with you in the long run. A woman needs a man and everything that comes with being a man. She doesn't need you, sweetheart that can be. The Lord knows that a woman can be easily be charmed by us, so he was wise to endow us like Ken dolls. Never forget this and never curse His name.
Amen.
Amen.
