Daniel Bryan is an awesome troll

[MrHashasheen]

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe...ys_AJ_Lee_Could_Become_a_Better_WWE_Diva.html

I wanted to publicly share some things that AJ can do to make herself a better Diva:

1. Be taller. Not sure how? How about trading in those Chuck Taylors for a nice pair of heels?

2. Adopt a strict vegan lifestyle to stay mentally and physically fit. Maybe if you stop eating eggs, you’ll stop walking on eggshells all the time.

3. Highlight your beauty through silence. Be seen but not heard.

4. Focus on inspiring others as a role model, exhibiting real beauty on the inside and outside … like me.

5. How about trading in those skulls you wear on your clothes for the butterfly of the Divas Title?

6. Remember that “gamer” really means “loser couch potato”.

7. Only champions have enough discipline to not get fat from eating vegan animal crackers. Please stop asking me to share and buy a second box.

9. Just consider that Pokemon is a silly children’s game and will prevent people from taking you seriously.

10. To create a constant glow, fill yourself with the blissful reality that you are dating the World Heavyweight Champion!

There is no way he is not enjoying the rampant dickishness he is doing.

 

[SD619]

Bryan is quite good at his current role.

Not so sure about his counting ability though

Spoiler

He missed 8.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Obviously this will all lead to AJ turn and a live sex celebration with Sheamus.



First one to make 'an Irishman and a leprachaun' sex joke gets rep.



Color pending.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Obviously this will all lead to AJ turn and a live sex celebration with Sheamus.

First one to make 'an Irishman and a leprachaun' sex joke gets rep.

Color pending.

Well, the WWE is rebooting the Leprachaun series with Lionsgate...

 

[ABMorales787]

What kind of idiot wouldn't take a Pokemon trainer seriously? Do you know the amount of patience you need to catch a Legendary Pokemon without a Masterball? Let alone one of those "appear and run away" types. Bryan is a clueless putz.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Well, the WWE is rebooting the Leprachaun series with Lionsgate...

Sheeeeeyeaahh!

 

[DirtyD79]

What a gentleman, I bet he'd hold her coat while she chops firewood.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

What kind of idiot wouldn't take a Pokemon trainer seriously? Do you know the amount of patience you need to catch a Legendary Pokemon without a Masterball? Let alone one of those "appear and run away" types. Bryan is a clueless putz.

Pfft, I once caught a legendary Pokemon using only two Ultra Balls. As for the roaming Pokemon, they're easy: Mean Look, followed by a paralysis-inducing move, and False Swipe. It's as easy as pie.

 

[Mr Ferguson]

Daniel Bryan is not just an awesome Troll. He is an awesome wrestler.

Why? yours truly.

MR Ferguson

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Pfft, I once caught a legendary Pokemon using only two Ultra Balls. As for the roaming Pokemon, they're easy: Mean Look, followed by a paralysis-inducing move, and False Swipe. It's as easy as pie.

Pfft, in gold, silver and crystal the legendary dogs have got roar. Wish I'd have known that before I trained that Golbat up.