As we come back from commercial we see Lillian Garcia standing in the center of the ring, with a foldout table resting in the ring's upper left corner.
Garcia: The following contest is our table match; the winner of this bout will face the CWI world heavyweight champion on the premiere episode of Thursday Night Riot on June 29th!(Chariot theme from "The Ten Commandments" starts playing over the Garden PA)Introducing first, from East York, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 250 pounds, "Whipper" Billy Watson!
Gorilla(off-camera): A huge contingent of Canadian fans here at Madison Square Garden to cheer on Billy Watson as he prepares to take on the Beast from the East for a shot at the CWI world heavyweight title on the June 29th premiere of Thursday Night Riot....
Garcia(as music segues into Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead Or Alive"): And his opponent, from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 325 pounds, Bam Bam Bigelow!
King(off-camera): I wouldn't want to be in Billy Watson's shoes right now...
Gorilla(off-camera): I suspect Watson doesn't want to be in Watson's shoes right now...and Bam Bam already tearing into the Canadian technical specialist as the bell sounds to start the match! Body drop....and the Whipper is already in major trouble!
King(off-camera): What did Bam Bam have for breakfast this morning?!!
Gorilla(off-camera): I don't know, King, but whatever it was it sure seems to have done him a lot of good---sidewalk slam by Bam Bam on Watson, and this match could be over in a hurry as Bam Bam sets up the table!
King(off-camera): It's not looking good for the Whipper!
Gorilla(off-camera): Bam Bam setting Watson up for the power bomb--and Whipper goes crashing through the table! This one's history!
Garcia(as camera cuts to Bam Bam posing triumphantly over a fallen Watson): The winner of the table match, Bam Bam Bigelow!
Gorilla: Unfortunately, Watson couldn't get his offense going in time, and Bam Bam capitalized on that in a big way...so come June 29th, the Beast from the East will be facing the winner of tonight's main event for the CWI world heavyweight title! Right now let's go to Lee Marshall, who's standing by with one of the participants in the fatal four-way hardcore match that will decide our first CWI Extreme champion!
FADE TO: Lee Marshall in the Garden main lobby standing beside Bill Alfonso and Sabu.
Marshall: Bill, tonight your protege Sabu will be squaring off with Bruiser Brody, Mick Foley, and Buddy Colt in a hardcore fatal four-way match to decide who'll be our first CWI Extreme champion....
Alfonso: Extreme is my life, Marshall! My man Sabu will tear those three losers up like they were wet paper!
Marshall: Should Sabu win the fatal four-way match, next Thursday on the premiere of Riot he'd be defending his title against either Paul Jones or the One Man Gang...does that disturb you at all?
Alfonso: Hell no! We've never backed down from anybody before, and we sure as hell won't start now!
Marshall: One last question: Rob van Dam was seen talking to CWI promoters earlier tonight about a possible title match against the winner of the fatal four-way bout...you have any comments about that?
Alfonso: Yeah--he'd better bring a ton of plasma with him!(Walks off with Sabu as Marshall turns to face the camera)
Marshall: There you have it...Sabu loaded for bear as we await the start of the fatal four-way hardcore match. We were hoping to get a word with Mick Foley before the bout began, but unfortunately we're out of time, so Gorilla, it's back to you and the King at ringside.
CUT TO: Gorilla and the King in front of the timekeeper's table.
Gorilla: Coming up shortly, what may be our most anticipated bout other than the main event: Buddy Colt, Bruiser Brody, Sabu, and Mick Foley battle each other in a fatal four-way hardcore match to claim the right to be crown CWI's first Extreme champion!
King: It'll be a hell of a match, Gorilla!
Garcia: The following contest is our table match; the winner of this bout will face the CWI world heavyweight champion on the premiere episode of Thursday Night Riot on June 29th!(Chariot theme from "The Ten Commandments" starts playing over the Garden PA)Introducing first, from East York, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 250 pounds, "Whipper" Billy Watson!
Gorilla(off-camera): A huge contingent of Canadian fans here at Madison Square Garden to cheer on Billy Watson as he prepares to take on the Beast from the East for a shot at the CWI world heavyweight title on the June 29th premiere of Thursday Night Riot....
Garcia(as music segues into Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead Or Alive"): And his opponent, from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 325 pounds, Bam Bam Bigelow!
King(off-camera): I wouldn't want to be in Billy Watson's shoes right now...
Gorilla(off-camera): I suspect Watson doesn't want to be in Watson's shoes right now...and Bam Bam already tearing into the Canadian technical specialist as the bell sounds to start the match! Body drop....and the Whipper is already in major trouble!
King(off-camera): What did Bam Bam have for breakfast this morning?!!
Gorilla(off-camera): I don't know, King, but whatever it was it sure seems to have done him a lot of good---sidewalk slam by Bam Bam on Watson, and this match could be over in a hurry as Bam Bam sets up the table!
King(off-camera): It's not looking good for the Whipper!
Gorilla(off-camera): Bam Bam setting Watson up for the power bomb--and Whipper goes crashing through the table! This one's history!
Garcia(as camera cuts to Bam Bam posing triumphantly over a fallen Watson): The winner of the table match, Bam Bam Bigelow!
Gorilla: Unfortunately, Watson couldn't get his offense going in time, and Bam Bam capitalized on that in a big way...so come June 29th, the Beast from the East will be facing the winner of tonight's main event for the CWI world heavyweight title! Right now let's go to Lee Marshall, who's standing by with one of the participants in the fatal four-way hardcore match that will decide our first CWI Extreme champion!
FADE TO: Lee Marshall in the Garden main lobby standing beside Bill Alfonso and Sabu.
Marshall: Bill, tonight your protege Sabu will be squaring off with Bruiser Brody, Mick Foley, and Buddy Colt in a hardcore fatal four-way match to decide who'll be our first CWI Extreme champion....
Alfonso: Extreme is my life, Marshall! My man Sabu will tear those three losers up like they were wet paper!
Marshall: Should Sabu win the fatal four-way match, next Thursday on the premiere of Riot he'd be defending his title against either Paul Jones or the One Man Gang...does that disturb you at all?
Alfonso: Hell no! We've never backed down from anybody before, and we sure as hell won't start now!
Marshall: One last question: Rob van Dam was seen talking to CWI promoters earlier tonight about a possible title match against the winner of the fatal four-way bout...you have any comments about that?
Alfonso: Yeah--he'd better bring a ton of plasma with him!(Walks off with Sabu as Marshall turns to face the camera)
Marshall: There you have it...Sabu loaded for bear as we await the start of the fatal four-way hardcore match. We were hoping to get a word with Mick Foley before the bout began, but unfortunately we're out of time, so Gorilla, it's back to you and the King at ringside.
CUT TO: Gorilla and the King in front of the timekeeper's table.
Gorilla: Coming up shortly, what may be our most anticipated bout other than the main event: Buddy Colt, Bruiser Brody, Sabu, and Mick Foley battle each other in a fatal four-way hardcore match to claim the right to be crown CWI's first Extreme champion!
King: It'll be a hell of a match, Gorilla!