mrbrownstone
Fucking Hostile
Fuck it's hard to be a New Zealand cricket supporter, it really is. Here I am thinking oh wow NZ are actually making some strides towards being a decent test cricket team, we managed two hard fought draws against India, the number one team in the world, in India. Then just when I think that, bam we get bowled out for 275 and 110 by Pakistan and get absolutely fucking destroyed.
Just a shocking performance, these guys need to realise this isn't a one day game they are playing. I mean look at some of the dismissals, McCullum is looking good for a hundred, he makes his way to 56 and he throws his wicket away playing an upper cut to deep backward point, just pathetic test batting. Same with Guptill he makes his way to a scratchy 50, sure he wasn't always convincing but the important thing was he was still there then he gets a waist high full toss that he could hit anywhere and he hits it to cover, just a fucking soft dismissal. Mcintosh is the worst though, he just looks so far out of his depth at test level that it isn't even funny, he needs to be out of the team immediately.
The only shining light amongst this is the discovery of Kane Williamson. He actually looks to be a genuine test specialist, as opposed to the norm in NZ of one day specialists who play tests on the side. He looks full of class and like he would be more than capable of batting long periods of time. He should be persisted with and I could eventually see him being our permanent number three with everyone else dropping down a spot.
Now what would I do to the team to help fix it? First off Mcintosh is out, I'm not particularly sure who is available to replace him but surely there is a better option out there somewhere.
Second Reece Young can be dropped, he didn't look all that good of a Wicketkeeper to me he dropped a catch off Vettori, not an easy one but at international level it should have been taken he also missed a stumping chance and just overall looked less than impressive with the gloves, he also looked nothing special with the bat. As for his replacement, McCullum can take the gloves back, I'm sick of him being a whiney little fuckhead who dosen't want to keep anymore, if I was the coach I would tell him he has to keep or he will be dropped from the side, he is by far the best keeper in the country so he should be keeping, end of fucking story. That would also free up the number seven spot where Franklin would come in, he has been in terrific form with the bat and still has a lot to offer with the ball no reason why he shouldn't be in the side.
Finally I would bring in Adam Milne in place of Arnel, sure Arnel had a good time of it last game but I don't see it lasting long it was more bad batting on Pakistan's part than good bowling from him. Milne on the other hand is quick, he is capable of bowling 150 KP/H which is something we have been missing since Bond retired, sure he is only young but I say get him into the side now while he is still quick and see how he goes, it is definitely worth a shot if he leeks runs so be it but he is a definite wicket taking opportunity.
Just a shocking performance, these guys need to realise this isn't a one day game they are playing. I mean look at some of the dismissals, McCullum is looking good for a hundred, he makes his way to 56 and he throws his wicket away playing an upper cut to deep backward point, just pathetic test batting. Same with Guptill he makes his way to a scratchy 50, sure he wasn't always convincing but the important thing was he was still there then he gets a waist high full toss that he could hit anywhere and he hits it to cover, just a fucking soft dismissal. Mcintosh is the worst though, he just looks so far out of his depth at test level that it isn't even funny, he needs to be out of the team immediately.
The only shining light amongst this is the discovery of Kane Williamson. He actually looks to be a genuine test specialist, as opposed to the norm in NZ of one day specialists who play tests on the side. He looks full of class and like he would be more than capable of batting long periods of time. He should be persisted with and I could eventually see him being our permanent number three with everyone else dropping down a spot.
Now what would I do to the team to help fix it? First off Mcintosh is out, I'm not particularly sure who is available to replace him but surely there is a better option out there somewhere.
Second Reece Young can be dropped, he didn't look all that good of a Wicketkeeper to me he dropped a catch off Vettori, not an easy one but at international level it should have been taken he also missed a stumping chance and just overall looked less than impressive with the gloves, he also looked nothing special with the bat. As for his replacement, McCullum can take the gloves back, I'm sick of him being a whiney little fuckhead who dosen't want to keep anymore, if I was the coach I would tell him he has to keep or he will be dropped from the side, he is by far the best keeper in the country so he should be keeping, end of fucking story. That would also free up the number seven spot where Franklin would come in, he has been in terrific form with the bat and still has a lot to offer with the ball no reason why he shouldn't be in the side.
Finally I would bring in Adam Milne in place of Arnel, sure Arnel had a good time of it last game but I don't see it lasting long it was more bad batting on Pakistan's part than good bowling from him. Milne on the other hand is quick, he is capable of bowling 150 KP/H which is something we have been missing since Bond retired, sure he is only young but I say get him into the side now while he is still quick and see how he goes, it is definitely worth a shot if he leeks runs so be it but he is a definite wicket taking opportunity.