Create the Most Ridiculous Gimmick Match Ever

[TheGreatSPAMbino]

The title says it all. The goal of this thread is to come up with the most ridiculous, over the top, insane, illiogical and downright fucked up gimmick match that you can possibly think off. Dont take things too seriously and have some fun throwing some crazy ass ideas for gimmick matches around.

Ill start by suggesting the Tables, Ladders and Cell Match. The title would be supended high above the cell roof, in order to retreive it and win the match you must climb a ladder on the cell roof to reach the title.

This is just a starting point, im sure other people can come up with some much more insane gimmick matches and im sure i will as well once i give it some more thought.

 

[tehblogger]

casket match inside an elimination chamber. Elimination chamber as per normal, but you can only eliminate someone by, well, locking them up inside 1 of six casket.Theoretically possible but totally dumb.

 

[TwistofRKO]

I always had an idea with a somewhat similar idea to yours.

The particpants are placed in a dome shaped circular cage with a small escape hatch towards the top. The only way to win is to open, espace from, and make bodily contact with outer ground floor. Doesn't matter what you do to get out. It's Hell in a Cell and Steel cage on steroids.

I also thought somewhat of a tables match, fatal-4way/6-man, etc, where the first particpant to break all of their opponents through a table first would win.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I had a dream match from the late 90's between Bret Hart and Billy Kidman. I called it "The Hot Head Match."

Rules were simple. Enclosed in one of the turnbuckles pads (unbeknownst to the competitors which one) is a zippo lighter. So, during the match, the competitiors try to disable their opponent long enough to search the turnbuckle padding for the zippo. The neat thing is that, as the pads come off, the damage done to each men gets worse. You could have 12 exposed turnbuckles at the end of it all!

And winner is declared when one of the men finds the zippo and uses it to light the other man's ridiculously greasy hair ablaze.

I also wouldn't mind seeing Hulk Hogan vs Ric Flair in a "Microwave on a Pole Match." Like any other "on a pole" match (Knightstick, Judy Bagwell, etc.) the object is to climb a corner to retreive the object. But in this match, you have to actually turn on the microwave, thus setting off the other man's pacemaker.

I think both matches absolutely rule.

 

[Lee]

"Dog Kennel" match

consists of a regular cage which is surrounded by a Hell in a Cell structure, with "savage dogs" in between the two, and the objective is to escape both cages without being attacked by the dogs.

 

[DeadmanInc.]

A Viagra on a pole match. If you get the Viagra off the pole, you can use it on your opponent. Hey this sounds familiar...

 

[Gelgarin]

There is almost nothing you can invent that Big Japan Pro Wrestling haven't done to some degree.

Every permutation of explosives, scorpions, electricity, scaffolds, barbed wire and broekn glass has been done to death by that company.

I swear to God, they once had a match where the stipulation was that the loose got eaten by an alligator.

 

[Lee]

a Pole on a Pole match?

 

[Miko]

Loser gets buried match, the loser has to fued with HHH.

 

[The Todd]

A condom match. Both participants have to annihilate their opponent to the point of being able to climb the pole to receive the condom. Once they have this condom, they have to climb a ladder and rescue the diva from the cage high above the ring. Once they have the diva, they must take her to the bed on the top of the entrance way, escaping the alligators that roam there. Not forgetting their opponent who, after losing the condom fall, can successfully "steal" the diva from the condom fall winner, by finding, and destroying, the said condom. The winner is the first to bed the diva, the added stipulation being if you bed the diva without the condom, you will have to raise the unwanted child, and mould him into your tag team partner over 18 years.

Note: With a PG rating, this could not take place on WWE screens, whilst the knockouts have a bit too much class for this kind of match, meaning it would take place in TNA with the Divas.

 

[Lee]

Loser gets buried match, the loser has to fued with HHH.

 

[TheGreatSPAMbino]

The Scaffold Battle Royale

A ring is elevated by scaffolding so that is stands 30 feet above the ground.
10 superstars enter the ring and are eliminated by being thrown out of it and falling 30 feet into either a tank of pirhanas, a tank of scorpions, explosive boards or a barbed wire circus net. The winner gets to fuck the Diva of their choice.

 

[hotwater10]

Nazi & KKK member VS A Black Thug & Jesus
Instant classic

 

[Jane]

Knife Match
Kill opponent with knife. First person to show the enemies heart to the officials winzzzz

 

[E7]

the loser gets shot.

 

[HHHDiedForOurSins]

2 matches I wouldn't be surprised to see in TNA at some point:

Mike Tenay v Don West in a headset on a pole match.

Samoa Joe v Mick Foley in a buffet hall brawl match.

 

[Phoenix]

The emlbur layor match (Royal Rumble reversed). 30 superstars outside the ring, the aim of the match everyone inside the ring, last man to remain outside the ring is the winner.

Rabid Monkey Elimination Chamber Match - You have 2-6 Superstars in an EC. Only all the pods contain a savage rabid monkey, the aim is to finish the match before the monkies are set loose. Only catch is, every time a person is pinned or submitted, a pod is opened. The last two remaining guys are screwwwwed!

 

[Harthan]

Lose to Win Match

First man to lose wins. Both men try to intentionally take pinfalls, disqualify themselves, and get counted out. Acceptable practices includes falling to the ground and holding your opponent on top of you. However, upon losing the match, you will win, causing the decision to be reversed so that you actually lost, hence winning again, creating an infinite loop that eventually causes the referee, ring announcer, time keeper, and announce team to kill themselves.

 

[Derf]

Although it's not overly gimmicky, it's a match that would never happen in WWE, as it would confure the fuck out of people. It would have to hae a minimum of 4 people, and you could only win when you pinned every single person in the match.

As far as ridiculous goes, the WWE doing an Ultimate X style match. It's so ridiculous, it'll never happen.

 

[Jane]

Both men are chained underwater and fight. First to die loses. Could be done Battle Royale style with one man winning. The winner sometimes dies as well.

 

[Harthan]

Both men are chained underwater and fight. First to die loses. Could be done Battle Royale style with one man winning. The winner sometimes dies as well.

 

[DJ]

Reverse Tables Match.

 

[Jane]

Electrify Match

Ropes are solid steel and full of electric charge. Get opponent to be shocked to death by ropes first.

 

[Jane]

1. Magma Match-Ring surrounded by burning magma
2. Rope Match-Both men tied to the ropes. First man to pass out loses.
3. Whip Match-Whip
4. Everest Match-Takes place on top of Mount Everest. First to fall and die loses.

 

[Miko]

Creative Control on a pole match.