Compare your resume's/abilities

[Sparky]

Baker,
Barista,
Chef,
Checkout Chick
Gardener
Farmer
Pinebark bagger
Collecting sheep shit (twas a shit job)
Setting up Markets
Setting down Markets
Making sandwiches (subway style)
Nightfill
Dairycase (stocking up the Fridges)
Deli (getting people meat Boring)
Superviser, checkout chick
Moderater on an online forum lmao: had to add)
Wood cutter

 

[Mr. TM]

Heavy Duty Construction
Surveying
Cashier
Archiving at a Museum
Working with peoples with disabilities
Worked in a warehouse for The Brick
When I was young I built shelving for businesses.

Maybe some other things.

 

[ad21k]

Student, and
Boozer

although the two are kinda related.

 

[Ms. TM Canada]

DQ cashier and ice cream treat maker (I have no idea how I didn't gain 100 pounds that year. 50% off icecream and food)
Taco putter together-er (not for long, I quit a month in)
Grocery cashier

My jobs have all sucked.
It is my motivation to do well and get degrees.

 

[Christian Battlez]

Bagger at a Grocery Store
Fry Cook
Burger Flipper
Flyer Distributor
Pro Wrestler(in training)

 

[NSL]

Gas Station Attendant then Supervisor
Cashier
Food Court Supervisor
Light Maintenance
Line Cook
Dishwasher
Deli Attendant
Truck Washer
Car Wash Repairman (although it was brand new, I didn't do shit for a month)
Porn Store Cashier
Hotel Front Desk
Hotel Night Audit

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I made a girl cum 24 times once. seriously.

 

[Sparky]

I made a girl cum 24 times once. seriously.

Oh fuck. Lol, dead set? I did it once as well. granted she had her clit pierced but yep 24 times. thats why i was always replying with 24 to all of Becca's posts.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Oh fuck. Lol, dead set? I did it once as well. granted she had her clit pierced but yep 24 times. thats why i was always replying with 24 to all of Becca's posts.

me too hahahaha.

mine was devoid of peircings. I had the eye of the tiger that day

 

[Christian Battlez]

I made a girl cum 24 times once. seriously.

epic...you counted???

 

[Sparky]

me too hahahaha.

mine was devoid of peircings. I had the eye of the tiger that day

Lucky. The bitch was that easy to get off though, (cos of the piercing) at least twice evertime.

[QUOTE="The Hardcore Legend" Christian Battlez;870023]epic...you counted???[/QUOTE]
Fuck yes, the slag had told me how the most she had had was ten. I was like Fuck that. I have to beat that. three fucking hours later....
she got to fucking wet So i gave up. (PG version)

Spoiler: non PG version

she got too wet, I slid out and missed the hole. FUCK it hurt. I had to tap out then.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

[QUOTE="The Hardcore Legend" Christian Battlez;870023]epic...you counted???[/QUOTE]

Of course I did. She said the most she was ever given by a human, was 11. the most ever by a vibrator was 19.

I was like, "Ima smash that"

went to town with the extreme prejudice

 

[NSL]

I think girls tell us their max number, so we strive to break it.

Every girl I've been with is like "I've only ever came like 5 times before".

I put my tongue to work, and next thing you know there's a mess everywhere.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Id say tongue ones dont count. thats fairly easy, and while requires skill, could be done for really as you feel like giving.

Im talking about 24 given from my penis to her vagina. I very highly doubt its ever getting beat, becuase she said she was getting sore a couple times, and I just was like "shut the fuck up " ( ) becuase I could feel that I had a record breaking preformance in me

 

[Christian Battlez]

I think girls tell us their max number, so we strive to break it.

Every girl I've been with is like "I've only ever came like 5 times before".

I put my tongue to work, and next thing you know there's a mess everywhere.

records are meant to be broken my friend.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I can build a house for you all to count how many times you made a girl hit the high note.


Take that bitchez.

 

[Christian Battlez]

I can build a house for you all to count how many times you made a girl hit the high note.


Take that bitchez.

????????????

 

[Monkey_Mania]

My resume is being a carpenter. So I could build you all a house to have sex in and count how many times you can make a girl orgasm.

 

[Christian Battlez]

My resume is being a carpenter. So I could build you all a house to have sex in and count how many times you can make a girl orgasm.

sounds fair...as long as norcal doesnt watch me do it ...id probably be terrified out of my fucking mind...that dude is scary.

in all seriousness im not really scared of norcal but im that one guy who acts all terrified of the big strong guy and....i dont know what the fuck im ranting about its 5:30 am for christs sakes.

 

[OIL]

Id say tongue ones dont count. thats fairly easy, and while requires skill, could be done for really as you feel like giving.

Im talking about 24 given from my penis to her vagina. I very highly doubt its ever getting beat, becuase she said she was getting sore a couple times, and I just was like "shut the fuck up " ( ) becuase I could feel that I had a record breaking preformance in me

24 times..

I'll beat that.

 

[Christian Battlez]

24 times..

I'll beat that.

don't call out norcal...

whatever number you say is the new record. he will seriously try to beat it.Seriously.

 

[Pimpin]

Student
Boozer
Make Lattes(Starbucks was a bitch of a job)
bagger(Kroger wasn't a bad job)
Construction work(my current job)
making sub sandwitches(both quiznos & subway)
cooking burgers(Jack In The Box)
pizza delivery man(Papa John's & Pizza Hut)
shoveling animal shit
cashier at a gas station(my previous job)

 

[OIL]

[QUOTE="The Hardcore Legend" Christian Battlez;870573]don't call out norcal...

whatever number you say is the new record. he will seriously try to beat it.Seriously.[/QUOTE]

Well, then it's a challenge my friend.

I'm calling him out. Bitch.

 

[BooCocky]

Dishwasher
Fast food cook
Cart pusher
Cashier
Customer service representative
Shelve stocker
Cashier
Security guard

 

[Deadman]

4 Centimeter long dick!