CM Punk and Beth Phoenix are a couple?

[JenksIX]

As we reported this week, RAW superstar CM Punk is said to be unhappy in WWE and is considering leaving the company when his contract expires later this year. Punk is burned out from 5 years on the road with WWE and is not happy with other stars such as The Miz and Alberto Del Rio getting pushed over him.

WWE wants to keep Punk on the roster and have offered him a new longterm deal, which he's yet to sign. It's interesting to note that CM Punk's real-life girlfriend Beth Phoenix was traded to the RAW brand during Tuesday's Supplemental Draft - which could be seen as a move by WWE to make life better for Punk on the road.

Punk's possible departure from WWE later this year has been one of the main topics of discussion behind the scenes this week. Punk has been dating Beth Phoenix for the past several months and the two are reportedly a very serious couple.

WWE has made roster trades in the past to keep superstar-diva couples together - with the most notable example being Michelle McCool being moved to SmackDown a few years ago so she could travel with her husband, The Undertaker. -Nodq

Ew.

 

[Mustang Sally]

All indications are that Punk is the only guy in WWE who is physically afraid of his girlfriend.

 

[Coco]

Yet another awesome notch in Punk's gun.

 

[JGlass]

Dude, Beth Phoenix may be on the bigger side, but she's damn fine. Are you telling me you wouldn't give this woman the bat?

 

[Matth3w]

I don't understand how Punk is so popular with the ladies - Lita, Maria, Tracy Brooks, and now Beth? IMO, hes not the most attractive guy around (those tattoos and beard make him look nasty, looks like he needs a shower or something, not to mention the greasy schlicked back hair), but obviously I'm missing seeing something in him the women do. Not to mention he seems to always have a negative attitude and huge ego backstage according to dirtsheets.

Maybe he's a smooth talker *shrugs*?

 

[Pole Smoker]

chug chug chug

 

[Pole Smoker]

cm punk

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Didn't Punk eliminate her from the Royal Rumble a few years ago? I bet she eliminated him from her royal cookie.

When they have oral sex I bet he goes up on her!

Her feet is the same size as her penis.

Man I have a lot of Beth Pheonix jokes.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

What's wrong with beth? I think she looks great!

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

He is totally peeing in her butt.

 

[Tech N9ne]

I would rail the fuck outta Beth. I bet she is a BEAST in the sack. Someone like Kelly Kelly strikes me as a bitch that would just lay there and let out a couple moans here and there. Layla seems like a freaky bitch too. The freakiest Diva of them all is probably Michelle McCool... I heard she likes Dead Men.

 

[The Doctor]

I would really like to have a relationship with Beth Phoenix.

 

[Tech N9ne]

I would really like to have a relationship with Beth Phoenix.

No doubt bro, NO DOUBT!

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Plus since she's on the bigger side yet still totally hot, she probably isn't stuck up like most hot girls.

 

[LFC till i die]

Am i the only one who finds it weird if a lad is going out wit a woman who is more manly-ier than he is?

Beth Phenix has bigger muscles than CM Punk does.

I wonder if she ever gets mistaken for a man...

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Well he is better than you after all.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Maybe it's got something to do with that whole Straight-Edge thing:

Natural charisma + cleansed organs = attractiveness​

 

[The Doctor]

I wonder if she ever gets mistaken for a man...

Only if you're a complete fucking idiot.

 

[justinsayne]

Yeah, I think it's safe to say I'd hit it

 

[JenksIX]

She probably has a huge freaking clit, you know the ones that look like small penises?
Anyone see a problem going down on a girl with a huge clit?

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I'd let her spit in my mouth. That's what sex is, yes?

 

[ImAStupidCuntWhoCantFollowRules]

Yeah, I think it's safe to say I'd hit it

Agreed.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

I would definitely give Beth Phoenix THE JACKHAMMER!