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[Lee]

WZCW has come to terms with the release of a number of superstars.

Alexander Stark After losing his vast fortune after being sued by Alexander Luthor and Tony Stark things went down hill. He was found to be stealing belongings from the WZCW locker room. He's now fired.

Sascha Schwartz After a DUI and alliteration crimes Ms. Schwartz is fired.

Wilhelm Wunderbar The German nationalist has been deported to Germany. He was previously arrested and for some reason Alexander Stark got him off. Once police realised the absurdity he was arrested and deported.

Conor Reese A Terminator from the future appeared and killed him. As he's dead he's now fired.

Kara Ken After discovering her middle name was Kaitlyn, Kara Ken embraced her initials. Her hatred for those of another colour led to her being fired from WZCW.

Benjamin Hoss The big man fell over and squashed his sister to death. Now on death row himself, he's fired.

Alicia Hoss After being squashed to death by her brother, she was also fired. A bad day for her all round.

Blazing Tiger Behind the mask is a man with a lot of issues. A failure. A nobody with nothing to show for himself. If he died or went missing he doubts anyone in his personal life would go looking for him." He was unmasked to be Remix. He's fired.

With that STA travel has been banned from WZCW for life.

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[Lee]

WZCW has also learned of the release of Dr. Corber. It is believed the Doctor who thinks he's a snake has married former WZCW superstar Xaitlyn Serpient. We wish them good luck for the future.