Childhood "Crushes"

[Downward Spiral]

Ah, the sweet ol' days of primary/elementary school 'crushes'. The days where giggling was the height of conversation with this crush, not the obceneties and disgusting talk between some random girl today. The days where 'catch and/or kiss' didn't mean that what you 'caught' would be a doctor's appointment, but rather, you would chase after little *insert name here*, and hope for some sort of sexual assault to occur.

Everyone had one.

It's strange to think of people when they were 5-10 years old. Slyfox, with his combover, long socks, magnifying glass, calculator and pocket protector at the ready...Will, strutting around with his buttoned down shirt and Alfalfa-like hair chatting up young(er) girls. Xfearbefore, bringing 'punk' into the schoolyard at an early age, with *Insert various bands*'s name on a black shirt, 'different' hair, and his occasional swearing.

Err...yeah...But yes, childhood 'crushes' were apparently important. Kept things interesting around the playground.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I was a down right loser when I was a kid. (so nothing's changed, really)

Back in the days of elementary school, when swear pants exposed the averagely large lump that made girls point and laugh. Junior High, when gym class rolled around and the unheard of smallest pair of shorts would some how ride up, exposing the hair-covered palest legs known to mankind.

It wasn't until I graduated and got the fuck out of school did I find style in clothes that didn't have funky designs, or cartoon characters on them. It wasn't until after my hair got longer was I noticed for something other than being especially skinny.

I hated childhood. FACT!

 

[Total Impact]

My childhood crushes were different every year. I remember even in kindergarden having a crush on this one girl so much that I would give a flower every day. So during nap time, she would share mats with me, till the teacher pulled us away. Then in first grade I bought this girl candy everyday for a little kissing on the playground,

2nd grade I kind of sucked as the crush of year only want to be friends with me as we both loved the power rangers.3rd grade was great as I got to see my first boob, sure her chest looked just like mine, but it was boob! Then I play "Mommy & Daddy" with this one girl and we would take our clothes off and lay in the bed on top of each other like mommy and daddy. I think I got my first known boner.

4th grade went to a new school didn't get any play. 5th grade was better, but that crush only touch my dick so I think I came out ok.6th grade was when I got really have fun with a crush as she came over to the house and we hung out and I got to see a bigger boob by then.

Junior High, 7th grade is when I got my first hand job. 8th grade was when I got my first piss of vagina and it was great, all maybe 25 seconds of it. All I remember is getting it in, then humping a few times and falling out tired. Then five minutes later asking can we do that again and set a personal best of 55 seconds.

 

[Father:_Polley]

you genuinely disturb me

 

[bambam]

X2

 

[Dark Blaze]

Dude I gotta hand it to you...you're like the king of providing too much freaking information.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Dude I gotta hand it to you...you're like the king of providing too much freaking information.

Indeed.

 

[Agrex]

My childhood crushes were different every year. I remember even in kindergarden having a crush on this one girl so much that I would give a flower every day. So during nap time, she would share mats with me, till the teacher pulled us away. Then in first grade I bought this girl candy everyday for a little kissing on the playground,

2nd grade I kind of sucked as the crush of year only want to be friends with me as we both loved the power rangers.3rd grade was great as I got to see my first boob, sure her chest looked just like mine, but it was boob! Then I play "Mommy & Daddy" with this one girl and we would take our clothes off and lay in the bed on top of each other like mommy and daddy. I think I got my first known boner.

4th grade went to a new school didn't get any play. 5th grade was better, but that crush only touch my dick so I think I came out ok.6th grade was when I got really have fun with a crush as she came over to the house and we hung out and I got to see a bigger boob by then.

Junior High, 7th grade is when I got my first hand job. 8th grade was when I got my first piss of vagina and it was great, all maybe 25 seconds of it. All I remember is getting it in, then humping a few times and falling out tired. Then five minutes later asking can we do that again and set a personal best of 55 seconds.

WOW.
No one really asked for a sexual resume.

 

[Derf]

I had sex last night, hence the reason the first Tag Tournament went to wack. But it wasn't a childhood crush I had it with. Although I will be hooking up with my 3rd grade crush on Friday night.