Charlie Sheen dumped by porn "goddess" Bree Olson via text message

[justinsayne]

Charlie Sheen dumped by porn "goddess" Bree Olson via text message
by Steve White, Daily Mirror 26/04/2011

CHARLIE Sheen is a “goddess” down after porn star Bree Olson dumped him by text.

The actor told an *audience at his one-man show she had sent him the message as he took to the stage.

Asked how he was getting on with his goddesses, he said: “Not well – one’s left.”

Sheen, 45, added he wished Olson, 24, all the best.

The star also had words for troubled actress Lindsay Lohan, saying: “I would hug her and let her know that it is going to be OK.”

He was joined on stage in Florida by former basketball player Dennis Rodman.

Apparently Bree was the smart "goddess"

 

[Hawkeye]

Follow me on twitter you skeezer

 

[justinsayne]

Thought I was already following you...

 

[Hawkeye]

Somebody was stalking me on twitter so I got a new one. @roxFIERCEWZ

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

D-Man must be so happy about this.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

 

[Dave]

Now is my shot...

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I got a stash of pics of her in her early years. I think it's sig change time!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Crock]

She finally met D-Man, I suppose?

Haha, who am I kidding, he definitely would have made a thread by now.

 

[JGlass]

She finally met D-Man, I suppose?

Haha, who am I kidding, he definitely would have made a thread by now.

Unless he's too busy tappin that.

The use of the word "goddess" to describe a porn star is offensive to me and my fellow classical Greek god worshipers. This publication will be hearing from our lawyers.

 

[The Crock]

D-Man would look at her and say, "Babe, the sex is great, but I have an Internet image to uphold."

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

She probably saw his latest bank statement...

Spoiler

 

[Pepe Silvia]

It's funny because he used a picture of a sinking ship to insinuate that Charlie's funds are dwindling, therefore he is a sinking ship!

 

[Nate DaMac]

It's funny because he used a picture of a sinking ship to insinuate that Charlie's funds are dwindling, therefore he is a sinking ship!

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

It's funny because he used a picture of a sinking ship to insinuate that Charlie's funds are dwindling, therefore he is a sinking ship!

Were you taking a shot at me here?


If so, fuck off.



If not, have a wonderful morning!

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

There's a few umm..... a few name changes going round I guess.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I think my theory that he's murdered her and buried her in his basement sounds good at the moment.

 

[D-Man]

D-Man must be so happy about this.

She finally met D-Man, I suppose?

Haha, who am I kidding, he definitely would have made a thread by now.

Actually, I just found out about this via this thread. Thanks, guys!

D-Man would look at her and say, "Babe, the sex is great, but I have an Internet image to uphold."

 

[Slyfox696]

Losing

 

[D-Man]

Losing

Hahahahahh

Hopefully his loss is someone else's gain... er... WIN.

 

[Chrome]

LOL Bree Olsen got too much anal I suppose <.<

 

[D-Man]

LOL Bree Olsen got too much anal I suppose <.<

There is no such thing to a filthy ****e like her.

 

[justinsayne]

LOL Bree Olsen got too much anal I suppose <.<

please with as much anal as that girl has taken, a "average sized guy" giving her anal would be like driving a mini-cooper through the grand fucking canyon

 

[TSG]

I love Bree Olsen. I don't care if I'm underaged or not.

 

[Alex]

If he can get with Alexis Texas or Sasha Gray he's back to winning