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UFC middleweight Chael Sonnen on Wednesday lost his appeal against an indefinite suspension, leaving the 34-year-old contender's mixed martial arts future up in the air.
In a hearing in Los Angeles, the California athletic commission ruled 4-1 to uphold Sonnen's indefinite suspension, MMAJunkie.com reports. While suspended, Sonnen is ineligible for a fighting license in California. The Nevada athletic commission adheres to the rulings in California.
Factored into the ruling were Sonnen's money laundering conviction in January and a false testimony last December.
In January, Sonnen avoided jail time with a guilty plea to one charge of money laundering by agreeing to forfeit his real estate license and paying a $10,000 fine.
Last December, Sonnen told the commission that he had cleared the use of testosterone replacement therapy with Nevada athletic commission executive director Keith Kizer. However, Kizer said the conversation never took place. Last month on The MMA Hour, Sonnen admitted he used the "wrong words" in the testimony, stating it was information relayed to him by his manager, whom Sonnen has since relieved of his duties.
Sonnen last competed at UFC 117 in August in Oakland against champion Anderson Silva. Seemingly on his way to victory on points, he was submitted by a triangle choke three minutes and 10 seconds into the fifth and final round. Following the fight, he failed his drug test and was suspended for one year, later reduced to six months. Sonnen was then ready to make his return in March against Yoshihiro Akiyama at UFC 128, but his UFC contract was frozen in order for Sonnen to "take some time off from his fight career to focus on the resolution of some personal issues."
During Wednesday's appeal hearing, Sonnen said if his suspension isn't lifted, he could not only be missing out on an opportunity to coach The Ultimate Fighter 14 opposite Michael Bisping, but his fighting career could be over.
"If I don't get my license today I'm effectively retired," Sonnen said, according to ESPN writer Josh Gross. "That came from the boss, Dana White."
Sonnen is basically on a blacklist, where he cannot fight, be a cornerman, promote, or manage. If he wishes to do any of this in another state, he still needs to get clearance from the CSAC. Futhermore, the UFC will uphold any suspension handed down for fighting out of the country, and all the state commissions work together in the first place, and don't want to step on each other's toes. Chael cannot apply for a license until June 2012 in California.
I'm assuming Chael gets cut next, and he'll basically be relegated to fighting in Asia and Europe.
Chael thirsts for the spotlight though, and he also thirsts for being controversial. I don't think he's going to return to MMA as a result of what happened today. What I do think will happen is that Chael Sonnen will wind up in the WWE.
Chael has formal pro wrestling training, having been enrolled in the WCW Power Plant. He went from an unknown to garnering national attention with nothing more than his mouth. The man knows how to promote a fight, that is for sure. Also, having a background in amateur wrestling (Chael was an Olympic alternate) is the best base for professional wrestling, look no further than the success Kurt Angle, Jack Swagger, and Dolph Ziggler have had, and how quickly they grew into top-level pro wrestlers. Furthermore, he's close with Roddy Piper, that connection can only help, and it's rumored that many pro wrestlers were actively rooting for Chael against Anderson Silva and that he received texts from wrestlers in the week leading up to the fight wishing him well. He'd fit in quite well in the WWE Locker Room, and Vince would love to capitalize on his popularity.
He doesn't even need to be a wrestler to find success in the WWE. He could be the Anonymous Raw General Manager. The WWE is starting to utilize managers again, with Michael Hayes and possibly Arn Anderson. Sonnen could be a hell of a mouthpiece for charismatically challenged wrestlers.
What happened to Chael Sonnen today was terrible. Did he bring it on himself? Perhaps, but the CSAC took away his livelihood... he can't even fall back on real estate, and it's a shame that the second best Middleweight in the sport, and the most charismatic man in the sport has to retire in his prime.
Chael will be cut by the UFC very soon, and he'll be in the WWE by the end of the year. Count on it.