Cereal commercials

[I Suck Ass]

Is it just me, or do cereal commercials seem to claim that if you eat their cereal, you'll trip?

Cocoa Puffs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn6cDaHLaMo

Trix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OdxCXy8Zb8&feature=related

 

[GenMe]

IDK the new cereals are not like the old trix or coca puffs. They taste like shit now.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

Holy shit noah you might have just found out the secrets of life.

 

[Lee]

They're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

 

[Vash21]

I dunno talking tigers, leprechauns, and a crazy old Captain.

I think the people who though the stuff up must have been high.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Corn pops ftw

 

[Vash21]

Or those Rice Crispy bastards. Yep it must take a certain amount of LSD to make a great advertising exec.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Don't forget a pedophile rabbit.

 

[.]

Cereal ads just get worse pregressively like Soap Operas

 

[Goliath Uterus]

And Cap'n Crunch, why the fuck does he want all those kids on his boat?

Well, even if he does touch little boys and girls, he makes some damn good cereal.

 

[Vash21]

Don't forget a pedophile rabbit.

You know that the original slogan was "Silly Rabbit Kids Don't Turn Tricks"

I read that somewhere