Call My Bluff - WZF Style

[Dave]

In this game, you have to try and guess if the person before you is lying or telling the truth. If you get it right, you state "a fact" of your own.

For example, if Furyof5 said:

My Grandfather invented subway sandwiches!

I would call it a bluff, which it obviously was, then I would state a fact or a bluff about myself.

So, I will go first.

I once broke one of my former class-mates nose with a paper aeroplane.

Truth or bluff?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Bluff

Oh I guess I'm supposed to pose a question now too right?

I've almost been shot three times.

 

[Dave]

It is, in fact, a bluff.

I threw the plane which hit him as he swung on his chair. He fell back and as he turned to shield himself from the fall, he smashed his face on a table. I mean, indirectly, you are wrong. It was the fall that broke the bone though.

Your turn, Blue, m'boy.

 

[The Best At What I Do]

I say fact. Everyone wants to shoot Blue. I kid I kid.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Nope, it was twice.

 

[The Crock]

Can I go?

 

[Dave]

Sure, feel free to jump in whenever.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Why the fuck were you almost shot? Aren't you white?


I've stolen over $1,000 from my father.

 

[Dave]

Why the fuck were you almost shot? Aren't you white?


I've stolen over $1,000 from my father.

I hope it's true! For comedic value, I will say true!

 

[The Crock]

Angel, true.

I once broke 2 fingers on a wideout's hand with a throw.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Yea it's true.

Yours is true Crock, amiright?

 

[The Best At What I Do]

Nope, it was twice.

Hey it was twice for me too! As Angel pointed out that's pretty impressive for a white guy Blue hahaha.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Why the fuck were you almost shot? Aren't you white?

I've got a mouth on me if you haven't noticed, plus in real life I can beat someone's ass if they red rep me, to put it in WZ terms.

I've stolen over $1,000 from my father.

So true.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Crock's is true.

 

[Dave]

You cookie Americans and your firearms... Every day must be like a sketch from The Simpsons or something equally nonsensical.

 

[The Crock]

True. In a game he didn't expect a bullet, broke the middle and ring fingers.

 

[Dave]

OK, my turn again.

A girl once broke up with me because I accidentally put it in her ass for a second when we were having sex one night.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I do love guns.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

OK, my turn again.

A girl once broke up with me because I accidentally put it in her ass for a second when we were having sex one night.

Fact.

 

[The Crock]

True. But was it the urination that made her angry?

 

[Dave]

Yup! That is an absolute fact.

I honestly did not mean it... Seriously!

 

[The Crock]

I once beat up 30 black kids.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I saw a porn like that before, wonder if that was you?

 

[Immaculate]

I once beat up 30 black kids.

So your a racist as well lol.
Dude, you just don't know when too shut the fuck up.

 

[Dave]

It wasn't me, suffice it to say.

Anal was destructive enough. Using additional filming apparatus would have made the situation worse, I suspect.

I will say Crock's is True. If Fury could do it, I know Crock can.