Butt cleavage: What's wrong with it?

[Coco]

Not only did today's other cleavage related thread show that more people prefer chest cleavage, but that some people outright object to the appeal of butt cleavage. Can anybody qualify their feelings on the subject for me in a thoughtful and mature fashion?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Don't you have plumbers in Canada?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

when people think of it they think of this

 

[IrishCanadian25]

It's usually fat chicks who show loads of butt cleavage. Curves are one thing, but curves show panties - butt cleavage is generally the sign of a fat chick who has purchased jeans with far too much ambition and far too little self control.

At the Hooters I used to watch PPV's at, a buddy of mine was dating this girl who showed massive, nasty butt cleavage. We used to call her butt crack. Not to her face, last thing we need during a PPV is a shame spiral followed by 100 medium heat wings and a diet coke. But a guy from another table once tried to get spitballs made from rolled up straw wrappers down her butt crack. He was a good shot and succeeded. She stopped going to that Hooters shortly thereafter.

Hahaha, Buttcrack. I don't miss her a bit.

 

[stingerlegends]

What they said. I don't want to look at ANYBODY's ass (outside of my home that is), that's just a sign of sloppy dressing, disregard to others, and does one really have to go on about it? I seriously start to doubt a person's intelligence when their pants don't fit right.

 

[Coco]

Jesus, people... I didn't mean ugly butt-cleavage. The same way you didn't think we were talking about your grandmother's cleavage in the other thread.

 

[Coco]

Don't you have plumbers in Canada?

Yeah. Fucking hot plumbers.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Jesus, people... I didn't mean ugly butt-cleavage. The same way you didn't think we were talking about your grandmother's cleavage in the other thread.

That's what comes to peoples minds though which is a pretty big turn off

 

[byrnside]

I don't know though, at the risk of making my girlfriend sound fat [she isn't] she has nice butt cleavage sometimes.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I would consider this attractive butt cleavage

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I don't know though, at the risk of making my girlfriend sound fat [she isn't] she has nice butt cleavage sometimes.

Your girlfriend's ass hangs out of her pants sometimes? Or, are you referring to something totally different?

I've never been a fan of the ass cleavage. If we're talking about girls in booty shorts with a wedgie that creates covered ass cleavage, well, then we're straight. But, if cleavage involves bare crack, no thank you.

 

[The Doctor]

Velvet Sky's butt cleavage is awesome.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Velvet Sky's butt cleavage is awesome.

We still need to establish what ass cleavage is. If cleavage is tight-ass shorts wedged between a girl's cheeks, then I'm a huge fan of ass cleavage.

 

[gd]

I enjoy it.

 

[gd]

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

We still need to establish what ass cleavage is. If cleavage is tight-ass shorts wedged between a girl's cheeks, then I'm a huge fan of ass cleavage.

I think you have established ass cleavage

This would be the exception to the rule

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

That still weirds me out. Maybe if the shorts were pulled all the way down, I'd feel different.

 

[gd]

The space between the cheeks of your butt,when the cheeks are squeezed together. Particularily sexy when a female is wearing ultra low rise jeans, and exposes just a little of it!

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[byrnside]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Generalissimo Disarracist

That still weirds me out. Maybe if he shorts were pulled all the way down, I'd feel different.

I think it's just because it's kind of like a seductive, teasing thing.

Your girlfriend's ass hangs out of her pants sometimes? Or, are you referring to something totally different?

I've never been a fan of the ass cleavage. If we're talking about girls in booty shorts with a wedgie that creates covered ass cleavage, well, then we're straight. But, if cleavage involves bare crack, no thank you.

Sometimes she wears low riding pants and she's got a little ass-cleav that kinda pokes out. I think it's sexy, but only because she's sexy. Fat people's asses need to be locked up, maybe not tight, but locked up.

Originally Posted by urban dictionary
The space between the cheeks of your butt,when the cheeks are squeezed together. Particularily sexy when a female is wearing ultra low rise jeans, and exposes just a little of it!

See

Velvet Sky's butt cleavage is awesome.

touche'

 

[Dexter]

That still weirds me out. Maybe if he shorts were pulled all the way down, I'd feel different.

I'm gonna agree with tdigle on this. It is still a little strange.

 

[Cowboyfromhell]

Velvet Sky's butt cleavage is awesome.

Why yes, yes it is.
If a woman is hot, like Mrs Cowboyfromhell, or the name you know her as, Velvet Sky, than any or all of her ass is hot.
When I die I would love to be reincarnated as that middle rope Velvet likes to rub against in her entrance.
I did post that I prefer boobies in the other thread, and I do, but I have nothing against a nice ass, even if it is just a little of it.

 

[X]

I don't get why people are acting like butt cleavage is gross. Do you people not like asses or something?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Why yes, yes it is.
If a woman is hot, like Mrs Cowboyfromhell, or the name you know her as, Velvet Sky, than any or all of her ass is hot.
When I die I would love to be reincarnated as that middle rope Velvet likes to rub against in her entrance.
I did post that I prefer boobies in the other thread, and I do, but I have nothing against a nice ass, even if it is just a little of it.

If you were that rope, think of how many sweaty, smelly nards you'd have to rub against .

I don't get why people are acting like butt cleavage is gross. Do you people not like asses or something?

Probably because crack over the pants makes us think of plumbers.

 

[X]

Probably because crack over the pants makes us think of plumbers.

But what if it's this plumber?

 

[Cowboyfromhell]

If you were that rope, think of how many sweaty, smelly nards you'd have to rub against .

She is so hot I might have to take that chance.