"Business And Legalities of Sam And Company" (BALSAC)

[Uncle Sam]

I might not have the power to edit my posts after thirty minutes - what am I, Jesus Christ fucking Superstar!? - but I'm looking to bandwagon and mentor a group of chaps as well as IC25 and D-man. It is Christmas. Collectively we will be known, and feared, under the name of BALSAC.

If ICE is Evolution, we're The Union. I mean, at least WZ didn't already have a Union. There's that. I'm Mick Foley, obviously. I just need a Ken Shamrock, a Big Show and, most importantly, a Test. So, basically, when you get banned, people will lie and say "Oh, such a shame he die-- um, got banned. He had so much potential." Sound good?

Only put yourself up if you're already a good poster. Perfect spelling, punctuation, sensible opinions, reasonable knowledge. I can't be fucked to actually teach you anything.

 

[Dave]

Yes!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Having been my mentee already - apparently - you're a very strong candidate. I see Buffalo Dave is viewing the thread. Could one team support two Daves? I'm not sure BALSAC has the balls.

 

[The Crock]

I'd like to be an "body guard". I'll be the one that nobody gives a shit about, ever.

 

[Dave]

Having been my mentee already - apparently - you're a very strong candidate. I see Buffalo Dave is viewing the thread. Could one team support two Daves? I'm not sure BALSAC has the balls.

Well, if this is anything like the only other time we paired up (Deuces Wild), then it ought to be a rip-roaring success.

 

[Uncle Sam]

As a user named after a parody character that Triple H adopted to make fun of The Rock one time, you have an impressive resume. Just imagine an accent over that e. Mick Foley wouldn't have made the effort to put the accent on.

 

[The Crock]

Sam, the Daves, and Crock (My real name is Sam). HOLY SHIT!

 

[Thriller Ant]

I am intrigued

 

[Merwin]

Interresting

 

[Uncle Sam]

This is getting out of hand.

 

[Merwin]

I'd like to be an "body guard". I'll be the one that nobody gives a shit about, ever.

That describes..Me.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I'd be honered to become a member of BALSAC.

 

[Uncle Sam]

And why wouldn't you? I'll have to think of some way to reduce this shortlist. Perhaps a pop quiz on Test. BALSAC will, unsurprisingly, have to contain Testicles. Four of them, in fact.

 

[Dave]

I need to be the Triple H to your Ric Flair. Make it happen.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ken Shamrock once beat up Vader. Even Triple H couldn't do that!

 

[Thriller Ant]

Sam, no one would be as honored to be a part of your BALSAC as I

 

[Goliath Uterus]

And why wouldn't you? I'll have to think of some way to reduce this shortlist. Perhaps a pop quiz on Test. BALSAC will, unsurprisingly, have to contain Testicles. Four of them, in fact.

I'm a Testicle.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I can be the Jewish guy that goes around collecting money. I'd love to be a part of BALSAC

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm a Testicle.

It's hard to argue. You do have the corresponding avatar.

 

[mrbrownstone]

Consider this my application.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I shall.

 

[Merwin]

i Would like to join Master Sam

 

[Uncle Sam]

We can even have a shared sign-off like, uh, "You've just been teabagged by BALSAC!". Yeah, something special is happening here.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

 

[Merwin]

Nice to know