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Milk[lw];940410 said:
Agreed, and Hardees is up there. =\\ It ties I guess. Their fries are so horrible tho, I have to pick Sonic better overall. Not to mention they have 1$ ice creams for like double the amount of ice cream you get any where else.

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"Have it Your Way" should include the amendment "...unless you want a plain bacon cheeseburger. In that case, we have no idea what you're talking about."

The amount of times at McDonalds and Burger King that I've run into that problem is amazing. Wendy's has a good track record of understanding that beef/cheese/bacon/bun doesn't include ketchup, pickles, or anything else. But for some reason, McD and BK can't grasp the concept.

Also, has anybody else ran into the problem where these places have broken down milkshake machines? I swear, in the last 15 years, McDonalds especially, they must've had a working milkshake machine maybe 4 times.

And for breakfast, they should totally expand that time limit. Many times I've wanted some but I couldn't get it since I didn't get there at like, 4:30AM before they stopped serving it lol.
 
Also, has anybody else ran into the problem where these places have broken down milkshake machines? I swear, in the last 15 years, McDonalds especially, they must've had a working milkshake machine maybe 4 times.

FUCK YES!

Every damn time I want a fucking Milkshake from McDonald's anymore, the fucking machine is broken or being "repaired". But when I have absolutely NO desire what so fucking ever for one.. they're selling them by the gallons.

I dispise that more than anything. And Dairy Queen is the biggest fucking rip off in the world.

(Me)- "Hi, I'd like to get a large vanilla milkshake"
(Them)- "Okay."
*Hands me a dish of vanilla ice cream*

(Me)- "Uhm, no, I asked for a milkshake. This is just a bowl of ice cream."
(Them)- "Oh, we're sorry. Here you go."
*hands me a straw to go with my fucking dish of ice cream*
 
Hungry Jacks is the Australian Burger King yeah? Dont eat there cant stand the place to be honest.

Everytime I drive past the local one there is no one there so christ knows how they are still open.
 
FUCK YES!

Every damn time I want a fucking Milkshake from McDonald's anymore, the fucking machine is broken or being "repaired". But when I have absolutely NO desire what so fucking ever for one.. they're selling them by the gallons.

I dispise that more than anything. And Dairy Queen is the biggest fucking rip off in the world.

(Me)- "Hi, I'd like to get a large vanilla milkshake"
(Them)- "Okay."
*Hands me a dish of vanilla ice cream*

(Me)- "Uhm, no, I asked for a milkshake. This is just a bowl of ice cream."
(Them)- "Oh, we're sorry. Here you go."
*hands me a straw to go with my fucking dish of ice cream*

WTF? They gave you ice cream in a bowl with a straw???

What's next? You order a burger and they give you leftover meatloaf on 2 pieces of white bread?

Not related to BK or McDonalds, but a similar "wtf" moment with fast food...I went to KFC one time at 5:30 on a Friday night. Standard dinner time, right? They told me they were OUT OF CHICKEN. KFC. Kentucky Fried Chicken....was out of chicken. And it wasn't that they were out of prepared chicken and I'd have to wait for them to cook some more, it was that they were 100% out of chicken and they could only sell side orders of mashed potatoes and stuff. How does a place that revolves around chicken run out of chicken? That'd be like Arby's running out of roast beef, or taco bell running out of taco shells.
 
Hungry Jacks is the Australian Burger King yeah? Dont eat there cant stand the place to be honest.

Everytime I drive past the local one there is no one there so christ knows how they are still open.

What? Bacon Deluxes are the nicest burgers on the planet that contain beef.
 
FUCK YES!

Every damn time I want a fucking Milkshake from McDonald's anymore, the fucking machine is broken or being "repaired". But when I have absolutely NO desire what so fucking ever for one.. they're selling them by the gallons.

I dispise that more than anything. And Dairy Queen is the biggest fucking rip off in the world.

(Me)- "Hi, I'd like to get a large vanilla milkshake"
(Them)- "Okay."
*Hands me a dish of vanilla ice cream*

(Me)- "Uhm, no, I asked for a milkshake. This is just a bowl of ice cream."
(Them)- "Oh, we're sorry. Here you go."
*hands me a straw to go with my fucking dish of ice cream*

lol wow. I've never had that happen before and I would be pretty pissed if it did happen.

WTF? They gave you ice cream in a bowl with a straw???

What's next? You order a burger and they give you leftover meatloaf on 2 pieces of white bread?

Not related to BK or McDonalds, but a similar "wtf" moment with fast food...I went to KFC one time at 5:30 on a Friday night. Standard dinner time, right? They told me they were OUT OF CHICKEN. KFC. Kentucky Fried Chicken....was out of chicken. And it wasn't that they were out of prepared chicken and I'd have to wait for them to cook some more, it was that they were 100% out of chicken and they could only sell side orders of mashed potatoes and stuff. How does a place that revolves around chicken run out of chicken? That'd be like Arby's running out of roast beef, or taco bell running out of taco shells.

Now that is just to funny. For real how the hell is KFC gonna run out of Chicken. I mean damn that is there main product. I mean its in the name as you pointed out.

Its not as funny but sorta is. One time me and my dad went to Krystals(really this has two stories the first one goes with how crappy some places can be)

Alright so we pull up to Krystals and I know there open lol. Open 24/7 So me and my dad pull up about 1 am to get some burgers. We drive to the speaker...no one comes on...after about 3 mins we leave...as we go buy the window we see no one is there...yet the drive-thru is suppose to be open.

Anyway so to get our burgers we go to the other one that is really only 2 more mins away. So we get there. They take our order real fast but you know this isn't much of a problem cause it means fresher food but took them awhile to get us the food. Now here is the funny part...We get our drinks 2 drinks now but they only have one straw left in the whole place. How can you run out of straws before cups. Wouldn't the count be near the same there.
 
When I knew the entire Night Shift crew at McDonald's, they once made fresh fries every minute-two minutes, dispite not needing to.. just to see if they could run out of fries before the truck arrived that night.

They did. :lmao: Some lady went fucking nuts when she had to wait a whole 30 minutes because the truck had just arrived and was off-loading, when they'd made and done off with the last bag of fries.
 

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