Breaking: WZCW Superstar Arrested; Release Confirmed by Mr. Banks

[Harthan]

Earlier today, not long after Unscripted, WZCW Superstar Drake Callahan was arrested on charges for the murder of Max Powers, his former agent. Mr. Callahan has not been able to be reached for comment, nor has any member of either legal team.

Mr. Banks has chosen to immediately release Mr. Callahan immediately. He has chosen not to comment on the matter.

More on this story will be brought to you on WZCW.com as it plays out.

 

[Lee]

Murder? Seriously?

 

[Showtime]

What a twist!

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Yet he never got punished for shoving his sack in Christy Hemme's face.

Oh wait...