Apocalypse Arena, 10/8/12
WZCW Superstar and tag team champion Saboteur debuted new socks at Apocalypse and nobody seemed to notice.
Said the wrestling sensation, "I've been sitting in this locker room for 18 hours waiting for my match! I was supposed to wrestle yesterday, but noooo, they couldn't get the ring set up or something, so I had to wait until this afternoon to wrestle. The least they could do is acknowledge my new socks!"
Saboteur would go on to mention that this is the first time he has changed his socks in several years and that he was hoping the smell alone would tip his colleagues off.
"It's as if small changes that really only matter to me don't interest anybody anymore. What kind of world is this becoming? I'll tell you, back in the 90s people would always comment about my type of socks. Then I'd get in my horse-drawn carriage and go to the debutant ball. Yup, the 19th century was a simpler time."
Saboteur stripped off his new socks and left the room barefoot. The stench was overpowering.
WZCW Superstar and tag team champion Saboteur debuted new socks at Apocalypse and nobody seemed to notice.
Said the wrestling sensation, "I've been sitting in this locker room for 18 hours waiting for my match! I was supposed to wrestle yesterday, but noooo, they couldn't get the ring set up or something, so I had to wait until this afternoon to wrestle. The least they could do is acknowledge my new socks!"
Saboteur would go on to mention that this is the first time he has changed his socks in several years and that he was hoping the smell alone would tip his colleagues off.
"It's as if small changes that really only matter to me don't interest anybody anymore. What kind of world is this becoming? I'll tell you, back in the 90s people would always comment about my type of socks. Then I'd get in my horse-drawn carriage and go to the debutant ball. Yup, the 19th century was a simpler time."
Saboteur stripped off his new socks and left the room barefoot. The stench was overpowering.
