When suddenly; the arena is ripped open by a massive sharknado!
People scream in horror as they're whipped into the horrifying frenzy of a tornado filled with hungry sharks!
Bill Lesnar knows what to do, Bill Lesnar will do it as soon as he's done speaking of Bill Lesnar. Bill Lesnar, Bill -- Bill Lesnar -- Lesnar.
Bill Lesnar squats down harder than he's ever squatted down before, because Bill Lesnar is world squatting champion 1958.
Bill Lesnar leaps so high that he completely clears the entire sharknado, thus causing Bill Lensar to land on the other side while those swept up in the heavy winds who haven't been devoured by the man-eating sharks cheer wildly at what they just saw.
Is Bill Lesnar done? You don't know Bill Lesnar very well! DO YOU!? AHHH!!
Bill Lesnar squats down even harder than before, shits his pants a little, and launches back into the air leaping over the sharknado a second time and lands on the other side to an even bigger pop than the sound Bill Lesnar's hip makes if he walks across the living room too quickly.
The sharknado charges at Bill Lesnar, which doesn't phase Bill Lesnar! Bill Lesnar chooses to run really fast in the opposite direction of the sharknado, because Bill Lesnar is man enough for Bill Lesnar!
The sharknado loses power, and refuses to spin any longer in the presence of Bill Lesnar.
