Bill LESNAR MOMENT #8 - BILL LESNAR takes over EOY Awards

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Rookie of the year is the most prestigious award no question. Bill Lesnar will get to his 2010 run soon.

'Best return' and 'Stone Cold Raise Hell and Leave Performance' are number 2 and 3. Bill Lesnar dominated both these awards in back to back years, beating his opposition by double digits. Such was the support Bill Lesnar received from the community, that certain posters lobbied to have the name of the 'Raise and Hell and Leave Performance' changed to the 'Bill Lesnar Raise Hell and Leave performance'. Bill Lesnar believes the change will take place for next year.

These awards almost became redundant during Bill Lesnar's initial hot run, such was his stronghold over the competition.

Over the period 2010-2013, no poster accumulated more votes than Bill Lesnar at these awards.

Bill Lesnar does things his way
 
He's mentally ******ed

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I don't know what's more creepy.

The fact Bill is posting pictures of me or the fact Bill even has pictures of me to post.
 
Killjoy hesitantly gets into the ring with Bill Lesnar and SNS

there is a brief moment of tension

now Bill Lesnar, SNS and Killjoy are all standing in the middle of the ring LAUGHING at Milenko
 
Don't try and brush this off by getting on side with the mods mate

That's my gig y'hear?

Ollie Cure music hits. He approaches the ring. Bill Lesnar raises his eyebrows and steadies his spear pose. Cure looks apprehensive gets off the apron and turns back. A slow walk turns into a run in a matter of seconds. Bill lesnar laughs and turns to SNS who is laughing to.

The crowd are chanting 'He does things his way...he does things his way'
 
Ollie Cure music hits. He approaches the ring. Bill Lesnar raises his eyebrows and steadies his spear pose. Cure looks apprehensive gets off the apron and turns back. A slow walk turns into a run in a matter of seconds. Bill lesnar laughs and turns to SNS who is laughing to.

The crowd are chanting 'He does things his way...he does things his way'

When suddenly; the arena is ripped open by a massive sharknado!

People scream in horror as they're whipped into the horrifying frenzy of a tornado filled with hungry sharks!

Bill Lesnar knows what to do, Bill Lesnar will do it as soon as he's done speaking of Bill Lesnar. Bill Lesnar, Bill -- Bill Lesnar -- Lesnar.

Bill Lesnar squats down harder than he's ever squatted down before, because Bill Lesnar is world squatting champion 1958.

Bill Lesnar leaps so high that he completely clears the entire sharknado, thus causing Bill Lensar to land on the other side while those swept up in the heavy winds who haven't been devoured by the man-eating sharks cheer wildly at what they just saw.

Is Bill Lesnar done? You don't know Bill Lesnar very well! DO YOU!? AHHH!!

Bill Lesnar squats down even harder than before, shits his pants a little, and launches back into the air leaping over the sharknado a second time and lands on the other side to an even bigger pop than the sound Bill Lesnar's hip makes if he walks across the living room too quickly.

The sharknado charges at Bill Lesnar, which doesn't phase Bill Lesnar! Bill Lesnar chooses to run really fast in the opposite direction of the sharknado, because Bill Lesnar is man enough for Bill Lesnar!

The sharknado loses power, and refuses to spin any longer in the presence of Bill Lesnar.
 

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