1st Round - #3 USA vs #6 New Zealand
Team USA, after much careful deliberation, is made up of Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker, Ron Simmons, and Curt Henning. Before they can all assemble, however, a masked man runs down to the ring - It's Mr. America! Wait, wait, - It's security! And Mr. America is being led off in shackles. Oh well.
Team New Zealand heads to the ring made up of (thanks Shadowmancer!) Pat O'Connor, The Sheepherders, Tony Garea and Link van Haggard. The bell sounds.
USA wins Wrestler Contributions, 3-1. Tony Garea was something, no doubt, but there is no contest here.
USA wins fan base, 3-1
USA wins impact on business, 3-0. No contest in that area.
USA wins history of wrestling, 3-2. New Zealand does have some history here.
USA and New Zealand tie style contributions, 2-2, both taking much of what other countries bring to the table, and still making it partially their own.
New Zealand proves to not be much of a challenge, and though Tony Garea manages to knock off Curt Henning in the ring, Ron Simmon's shoulder breaker takes out both sheepherders, and O'Conner submits to the figure four of the dirtiest player in the game.
By a score of 14-6, USA has eliminated New Zealand and will move on to the Semi-Finals!