Best thread ever

[Lee]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=2745212

Okay, I am severely pissed off at this. WWE has lots of people with accents. Some are hard to understand, some are easy to understand, and some are, so-so. I will arrange 3 categories for you guys. The first one will be the easy to understand one. The 2nd one will be the so-so understandable one. The 3rd one will be the easy to understand one.

I guess I will start off the list.

Easy to understand accents : Wade Barrett

So-so understandable accents : Heath Slaiter, Jack Swagger, Maryse, Mark Henry, Rey Mysterio, Umaga, Vladimir Kozlov, Great Khali

Hard to understand accents : Justin Gabriel, Drew McIntyre, Sheamus, Eddie Guerrero, Alberto Del Rio, Yoshi Tatsu, Husky Harris, Evan Bourne

According to this list, I think that WWE should fire everybody that has a hard to understand accent and a so-so understandable accent, which means, ban everybody with an accent EXCEPT Wade Barrett.

Thoughts?

Mock him here

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Everyone point your finger lean your head back and laugh.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

It's fucking stupid. The guy basically wants the WWE to consist of Wade Barrett, and the guys who can't wrestle for shit.
Accents are accents, and to be honest, if anything, they add to the character.

 

[JGlass]

I think he might just be mentally challenged. Most of the guys he said are difficult to understand are easily understandable, like Sheamus. Furthermore, Yoshi Tatsu doesn't even speak anything but broken English and Japanese... that's his character. Holy shit, this guy may be the worst poster I have ever seen that wasn't banned within moments after joining.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

This is one guy I had no idea what he was talking about

 

[Serious Jones]

 

[The Crock]

Yes, WWE shouldn't hire people with accents, or Blacks, or Jews, maybe only hire White land-owning literate males?

 

[Mekanik Kommandoh]

I want to know how in the hell he would suggest firing Eddie and Umaga given, you know, they're dead and everything.

 

[The Crock]

WWE should fire Andre The Giant.

 

[The Doctor]

Husky Harris??

 

[klunderbunker]

The ones that crack me up:

Eddie Guerrero: Obvious I think
Umaga: Fired/released, dead, and most importantly, HE DIDN'T TALK!

 

[JGlass]

He's in jail now. He can't hurt us anymore.

 

[The Crock]

Husky Harris??

I guess fat is an accent.

 

[Serious Jones]

Maybe he's "playing a heel", just one that's functionally ******ed.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm dying of laughter here. How in the hell did he arrive at the idea that Eddie or Umaga were:

1. Still employed by WWE
2. Capable of speaking English in Umaga's case
3. ALIVE

I could understand if he had meant Chavo or VIckie (although not really as they're rather easy to understand, as is everyone else on this list) but adding in Umaga seals it.

Wait Khali doesn't speak English either.

 

[JGlass]

Maybe he's "playing a heel", just one that's functionally ******ed.

I legitimately lol'd. He's testing out a Eugene heel turn. I guess he doesn't know that Eugene isn't with the WWE anymore either.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

How the fuck is it hard to understand Evan fucking Bourne!?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

How the fuck does Khali have a so-so accent, the fucker can't speak english.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

He';s got a point, I hope they never let Umaga wrestle again

 

[Sparky]

Screw you Crunch... Umaga and Eddie to Main event Wrestlemania this year. in a unburried dead match.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Screw you Crunch... Umaga and Eddie to Main event Wrestlemania this year. in a unburried dead match.

He'd only need to slow his normal rambling down a tad and he's sound like a zombie

aahbulaahablurr

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

How does the Great Khali have a so-so understandable accent but Evan Bourne is hard to understand??? WTF

That thread has made my soul die slightly.

Pathetic

 

[El Rev sXe]

LOL! Correct if I'm wrong but even if it's "hard to understand" Eddie and so, Heath Slater and Husky Harris aren't americans? Man, I think we are dealing with George W Bush...again

 

[CH David]

Yes, WWE shouldn't hire people with accents, or Blacks, or Jews, maybe only hire White land-owning literate males?

Jake did say that the WWE should only push white people, they get the job done.

 

[D-Man]

Holy wow. This guy is fucking stupid.