Best lyrics to a song ever

[Bernkastel]

Raped by Elephants by Torsofuck

I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a ****e while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again



The live performance on this song is so fucking stupid its actually hilarious. The lead singer prances around, flailing his arms like a fucking ******, all with pants down LOL

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Why...how?

HUH

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Dragon

 

[Bernkastel]

and if you did bother to watch the live version of the song, yes, that was a nude stage diver

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I was going to go watch it right now, but thanks to your post, I won't.

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Dragon

 

[Tim]

Thats not right. Because of this have been scarred for life.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Oh...my...god. What the hell is this crap? I feel like my ears are dying. I can handle Britney, I can handle Barbie Girl, hell I can handle GIRLILICIOUS, but this is painful.

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Dragon

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh...my...god. What the hell is this crap? I feel like my ears are dying. I can handle Britney, I can handle Barbie Girl, hell I can handle GIRLILICIOUS, but this is painful.

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Dragon

I know, it actually makes the likes of Paris Hilton seem worth listening to. Its the stage antics and the fact that the crowd actually think the music is good makes the video hilarious

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I like Paris Hilton's song "Stars are Blind." Is this band even singing the lyrics? WTF.

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Dragon

 

[DJ]

..............what Shit Is He Smoking?

 

[klunderbunker]

THis makes the Waffle Stomp sound good.

 

[Shadowmancer]

So where is this video?

 

[Bernkastel]

youtube

 

[Shadowmancer]

Is it embed blocked?

 

[Bernkastel]

no

[youtube]iKhjVOHw-S8[/youtube]

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Naked stage diver does exist.

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Dragon

 

[HBK-aholic]

What the fucking fuck?

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm not gonna lie, I don't get it.

Anyone know where I can find an elephant?

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm not gonna lie, I don't get it.

Anyone know where I can find an elephant?

Japan?

 

[Dark Blaze]

Erm, did they even perform the song?

I got bored and stopped watching at about 1:40.