Battle Royal: WZCW Edition

[Richard Blonoff]

This is an idea I had after watching Danganronpa and playing PUBG a couple days ago. What if the superstars of WZCW were dropped onto an island and had to fight to be the last one standing?

In the original Battle Royal, there were 42 high school students and a typical round of PUBG features 100 players. I didn't want to go as high as one hundred, so I was originally going to cap this at 42. As I was making the list however, I kept thinking of names that would be fun for this, so I ended up with 60. I wanted to have the entire current roster, minus secondary characters. I then decided to include some names from the past that I thought would add some fun elements. I took the twelve WZCW Hall of Famers, then added all of the World Champions, minus Joseph Rios and Disasterpiece for reasons of backstage politics. To get to sixty, I picked some names who were popular or would lend themselves well to some fun moments if the RNG decides so.

This is just for fun, so don't take anything personally. Basically I assigned each member a number 1-60, and each day in game I will use the RNG to determine how many superstars die off. If the number of your character comes up on the RNG, you deed. I can run this multiple times, so if you die off first in one game, don't fret, you will have a shot at that chicken dinner/victory royale (but why Yaz) another time. I will write a little piece about each death, that I'm hoping will fit each character.

I have also picked some weapons the combatants may find that one might expect in a game like this. The full list is a secret, cause some fun surprised are in store, but expect things like machetes and pipes and molotov cocktails.


Here is the list.

1. Everest
   
   
2. Titus
   
   
3. “Showtime” David Cougar
   
   
4. Big Dave
   
   
5. Ty Burna/Tyrone Blades
   
   
6. Steamboat Ricky
   
   
7. “The One” Big Will
   
   
8. Vengeance
   
   
9. Matt Tastic
   
   
10. John Constantine
    
    
11. Steven Holmes
    
    
12. Mikey Stormrage
    
    
13. Barbosa
    
    
14. Justin Cooper
    
    
15. Drake Callahan
    
    
16. Ricky Runn
    
    
17. The Beard
    
    
18. Dorian Slaughter
    
    
19. Theron Daggershield
    
    
20. Dr. Zeus
    
    
21. Garth Black
    
    
22. Kagura
    
    
23. Eve Taylor
    
    
24. Alice “Baby Doll” Adams
    
    
25. Annie Halloway
    
    
26. Keith Kole
    
    
27. Stetson Hayes
    
    
28. Harald Var Krigare
    
    
29. Callie Clark
    
    
30. Tony Mancini
    
    
31. “Remarkable” Mark Keaton
    
    
32. “King” Flex Mussel
    
    
33. Vega
    
    
34. Xander
    
    
35. Action Saxton
    
    
36. Saboteur
    
    
37. Rush
    
    
38. Yemrez Reqonic
    
    
39. Alhazred
    
    
40. Chris K.O.
    
    
41. Austin Reynolds
    
    
42. James Howard
    
    
43. Sam Smith
    
    
44. Ace Stevens
    
    
45. S.H.I.T.
    
    
46. Brad Bomb
    
    
47. Alex Bowen
    
    
48. Mr. Baller
    
    
49. Michael Winters
    
    
50. Hunter S. Kravinoff
    
    
51. Doug Crashin
    
    
52. King Shabba
    
    
53. Armando Paradyse
    
    
54. Gordito
    
    
55. Blade
    
    
56. Black Dragon
    
    
57. Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent
    
    
58. Amber Warren
    
    
59. elegANT
    
    
60. Ulysses S. Adams “USA”
    

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Keaton would run right for the Guitar Axe.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

The 60 superstars drop into the fictional island.

Xander's parachute fails to deploy, leaving the risk taker to be the first of the 60 to fall. No one is credited with the kill.

59 Remain

One everyone is on the ground, most scatter. The game is every man for themselves, but some alliances form. (For story purposes I paired former tag teams who won titles as early alliances.)

Live Mas Force (Matt Tastic/Mikey Stormrage/James Howard)
Saxoteur (Action Saxton/Saboteur)
Runn Reynolds Runn (Austin Reynolds/Ricky Runn)
Vis Imperium (Constantine/Justin Cooper/Mark Keaton)
Bearded Gents (The Beard and The Masked Gent[Xander LeBelle])
Hard Metal Penetration (Alhazred/S.H.I.T.)

The team of Eve Taylor and Chris K.O. also form an uneasy alliance after landing near each other and finding a small cave to take shelter in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

After trekking through the island for a bit, Rush begins to feel a bit light headed and feels a sharp pain in his chest. He has experienced this before, but this time there are no trained medical personal to tend to him. He soon succumbs to a heart attack. No one is credited with the kill.

58 Remain

Night begins to fall. Action Saxton and Saboteur(who by rules was forced to drop without his katanas) are trying to set up shelter in some fallen trees. Due to Saboteur's inept nature, it isn't going well. Suddenly Saxton stops and turns his attention to the darkness behind them. He knows they are being stalked. Suddenly Saboteur is jumped from behind, by Big Will. A struggle ensues, but Will is armed with a tire iron and holds his own in the two on one fight. Saxton is able to hit a signature kung-fu kick to knock the weapon away, but Will pulls a hidden knife and throws it at Saboteur. Ever the hero, Saxton dives in front of the knife and takes the hit. Will retreats into the jungle as Saboteur holds his friends in his arms. Saxton gives his former partner one last message, "Get those suckas" before he dies in the arms of Saboteur. "The One" Big Will is credited with the kill.

57 Remain - End of Day One
Deaths thus far

1. Xander (Parachute failed to deploy)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

(Well thanks to the RNG coming up on a zero, no one will die during night one. Boo the RNG.)

The superstars settle in, forging for survival tools during the day has lead to many of them taking shelter once night falls. No notable events take place.

57 Remain - End of Night One

 

[Richard Blonoff]

57 Remain - Start of Day Two

Mr. Baller has been passing the time on the beach by shooting coconuts through a hoop made of reeds. "Kobe!" he yells as he takes a long range shot. The coconut is swatted away. He looks directly into the eyes of "King" Flex Mussel. "This island is now the property of FlexAmerica." the King says as he charges Baller. The two struggle, with Baller going down. He manages to grab a handful of sand though an throw it into the face of Flex, giving him time to recover. He charges and knocks Flex against a tree. He then pulls him away and throws him to the ground. He tries to stomp on his face, but Flex rolls away. Baller dives on him and the two struggle. Baller gets the upper hand and manages to hold Flex's head under the water. Flex struggles, and grabs a coconut and cracks Baller in the head with it. This knocks Baller back. Flex takes a few deep breaths before he approaches Baller, who is crawling away. Flex grabs him and smashes the coconut into his head a couple more times before he drags him to a nearby rock. Flex smashes his face into the rock. He then grabs Baller by the hair and spits in his bloody face before lifting him for a MusselBomb and slamming him onto the rock. His neck snaps against it, killing him. Flex kicks him in the head one last time, just to make sure. Flex is credited with the kill.

56 Remain

Stetson Hayes has camouflaged himself in some nearby brush. He hears some twigs snap in the near distance and readies himself. Vengeance, the WZCW Hall of Famer, is stalking through the jungle when he falls into a pit. Hayes leaps from the brush and stands over the pit he made. He taunts Vengeance, who is unable to scale the dirt wall to get out. Hayes, who found a rope earlier in the day, makes a lasso and expertly throws it around the neck of Vengeance. The Hall of Famer struggles as Hayes climbs a tree next to the pit. He gets as high as he feels necessary and tosses the rope over a sturdy branch. "Sorry about this partner." Hayes then slides down the rope, giving enough weight to lift Vengeance into the air and slowly choke the life from him. Eventually the gasps grow weaker and his limbs stop flailing. Vengeance is killed. Hayes is credited with the kill.

55 Remain

Gordito crests a hill and sees two bodies on the ground. He approaches them cautiously and gives them each a nudge. Neither move. He recognizes the first as Rush. The second is lying face down and he can't make it out. Satisfied they are both passed, he begins to move on. Suddenly he feels a sharp pain in his back. "I knew there were skills you did lack, when you walked on past and turned your back." The familiar poetic speech pattern of Dr. Zeus. "Now as I twist this knife, you shall see the end of life." The doctor twists the knife and drags it alone Gordito's back. He has already lost a fair amount of blood when Zeus pulls the knife away and pushes Gordito to the ground. He soon succumbs to blood loss. Dr. Zeus is credited with the kill.

54 Remain - End of Day Two
Deaths thus far

1. Xander (Parachute failed to deploy)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound thanks to Big Will)
4. Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

54 Remain - Start of Night Two

Night has fallen on the island and a sense of dread overcomes the competitors. An evil chill is in the air. A massive rainstorm hits the island. What a horrible night to have a curse.

The preacher, Michael Winters, has built a fire under an overhanging rock and cries out into the night, asking what he has done to bring such punishment upon himself. This proves to be a bad call as the trio of Matt Tastic, Mikey Stormrage, and James Howard are close by.

"He looks a lot like you do." Mikey says to Howard. Tastic is having none of it and tells him to quiet down and the group approach Winters. Howard, the most sadistic of the three, takes charge and leads the attack. Winters, taken by surprise and done in by numbers offers little fight. Tastic and Stormrage hold him up as Howard berates him. "Let's just get this over with, this fire will draw attention." Tastic says. Stormrage nods in agreement. Howard though, wants to inflict some punishment. He mocks the preacher, before he picks up a flaming branch from the fire and seems to take pleasure in torturing him.

Tastic and Stormrage seem to have had enough. "This situation is fucked, but this is beyond that." Tastic says. "Just kill him and move on." Howard begins to pace back and forth in from of them. "No! I am going to send a message to everyone on this island. This man will serve as a warning to everyone, not to fuck with me!" The Live Mas duo nod at each other and drop Winters. They walk into the night, leaving Howard to his own devices.

The alliance of Live Mas Force has dissolved. The alliance of Live Mas remains.

"I learned long ago, no man, not even myself, can become a god, and not even God himself will forgive you for these sins." Winters mutters weakly. "I AM GOD!" Howard yells before he smacks Winters in the face with the flaming torch. Howard continues to use the torch to toy with Winters, who does not survive the night. James Howard is credited with the kill.

53 Remain - End of Night Two

Deaths thus far

1. Xander (Parachute failed to deploy)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife Wound from Big Will)
4. Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex Mussel)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)

(The RNG landed on Howard for the kill. Since Howard was part of an alliance, all the members were used in the initial assault. I used the RNG to determine if the alliance would survive the encounter. 1=yes, 2=no.)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

53 Remain - Start of Day Three

Big Dave is holding a machete as he stalks through a darker part of the jungle. He looks worried, and there is blood dripping from the machete. He keeps his eyes peeled to the ground, it appears he is tracking someone. He hears noise behind him and spins around, but there is nothing there. He turns back and is met with a judo throw from Kagura. She is bleeding slightly from her shoulder, the source of the blood on the machete. He tries to grab the machete but Kagura kicks it away and begins to kick him in the ribs. Dave manages to grab her foot and trip her, but he spends too much time searching for the machete. Kagura jumps on his back and locks in a choke hold, a modified Fourth Dance of Toyouke Omikami. She wraps her legs around him and does her best to choke the life from him. He manages to grab her shoulder and claw at it in an act of desperation. It works, as she releases the hold and screams out in (Japanese) pain. Dave tries to catch his breath but he has lost too much air. He feels a sharp pain, as Kagura plunges the machete into his shoulder. She then kicks him over onto his back and plunges the machete deep into his stomach. She pulls it out and stabs him a second time, there is blood everywhere as she smiles a wicked smile and plunges the machete into his stomach a third and final time. Big Dave is dead by the time she pulls the machete free. Kagura is credited with the kill.

52 Remain - End of Day Three

Deaths thus far

1. • Xander (Parachute failed to deploy)
   • Rush (Heart attack)
   • Action Saxton (Knife Wound from Big Will)
   • Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex Mussel)
   • Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
   • Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
   • Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
   • Big Dave (Stabbed multiple time with a machete by Kagura

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Is Japanese pain more painful than English pain?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Is Japanese pain more painful than English pain?

Totally

 

[Richard Blonoff]

52 Remain - Start of Night Three

As night falls, most superstars feel a little more relaxed and comfortable, knowing that thus far, activity has been limited at night. This lead Alice "Baby Doll" Adams to let her guard down enough to sit next to a stream that run through the island. She dips her feet into the water, and lets out a short "ahh" as nearly three straight days running around is hell on your feet. She removes her top and prepares to relax in the water when she is grabbed from behind. "This is your your own good." A voice whispers as she is held under the water. Adams fights back, but is no match for the larger body behind her. She soon succumbs to the the lack of oxygen and drowns in the stream. "One less body between me and sweet sweet freedom." The voice is that of Ulysses S. Adams, USA. This isn't the first time USA has used water to torture or kill others. He shakes Adams to ensure she is indeed departed. USA is credited with the kill.

51 Remain

The faint glow of a fire can be seen as Ricky Runn and Austin Reynolds get to the top of a rock formation. "Let's sneak up and see what we can see." Reynolds says. He quickly places his hand over the mouth of his former partner Ricky Runn to keep him from speaking. The duo make their way to the fire, which is next to a shelter made out of drift wood on the beach. Chris K.O. can be seen with his volleyball Steve, making light conversation. Reynolds hands Runn a crowbar. "On the count of three, we attack....One...Two...Three!" Reynolds charges in and jumps onto the back of K.O. He holds him in place and orders Ricky to finish the job. He looks up, but Ricky has been knocked to the ground by Eve Taylor. She grabs the crowbar and swings, with K.O. just ducking in time to avoid the hit. It strikes Reynolds in the face, his nose clearly broken. Taylor does not mess around, she continues to swing at the head of Reynolds until there is more soup than actual head left. K.O. looks on horrified, until he hears Runn getting to his feet. K.O. charges at Runn, who is able to hit an arm drag to cause Chris to crash into the sand. Runn then grabs a handful of sand and tosses it into the face of K.O. and manages to just avoid a wild swing by Eve. She swings again, but has a hard time keeping her footing on the uneven sand and misses. Ricky is able to slip behind her and bites her on the neck to cause her to drop to the ground. Ricky tries to grab the crowbar, but Eve trips him. He stumbles, but regains his balance before kicking Eve in the face. She falls back and Runn lives up to his namesake. He takes off and disappears into the night. Eve suggest giving chase, but K.O. thinks better of it and the two agree to snuff the fire and move their camp to a different location. Ricky Runn survives the encounter, but Austin Reynolds does not. Eve Taylor receives credit for the kill.

50 Remain - End of Night Three

With Austin Reynolds dead, the alliance of Runn Reynolds Runn as dissolved.

Deaths Thus Far

1. Xander (Parachute failure)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
4. Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex Mussel)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
8. Big Dave (Multiple stab wounds by Kagura)
9. Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
10. Austin Reynolds (Head caved in with crowbar by Eve Taylor)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

50 Remain - Start of Day Four

Kagura still has dried blood on her shoulder from the day before, but she has managed to stop the bleeding. The machete also bears the scars from the previous battle. She hears a noise coming from a nearby cave. She approaches slowly, keeping her eyes peeled for any sort of trap. Once she is assured she will be safe she enters the cave, and finds Keith Kole sleeping. The sound if him snoring. Kagura doesn't give it a second thought. She grabs Kole by the hair and lifts his head, before a quick slice across the neck ends the life of Kole. Kagura is the first to be credited with multiple kills.

49 Remain

Flex Mussel is snacking on some strips of roasted boar, because he killed a wild boar with his bare hands. He begins to cough though. The meat is tough, since Flex kept it over the fire too long. As he is coughing, he feels a sharp pain in the back of his head. Yemrez Reqonic's fist was the culprit. She then picks up a rock and readies to bash it over the head of Flex, but she stops. No good person would use a weapon like this. The hesitation is all it takes, as The King is able to spit out the meat and tackle Yemrez. Huge right hands rain down on her, King Flex showing no remorse. He gets up and puts his foot on her throat. "I embrace death." She softly mutters. "No, too painless." Flex replies. He then grabs the rock from earlier and lifts it above his head and drops it onto the face of Yemrez. Surprisingly the blow does not finisher her, but this only angers Flex. He takes the rock and begins to bash her in the face until Estonian Head Soup is on the menu. Flex follows in Kagura's footsteps with multiple kills.

48 Remain

An epic battle between Vega and Ace Stevens is in progress. Ace is armed with a hatchet, but Vega, unarmed, has the upper hand thanks to quick movements and deft dodges. Ace is bloodied and bruised, while a single slash across the forearm is all Vega sports. Vega charges at Ace, who swings, but Vega avoids it and runs up a nearby rock. He uses the rock in an almost springboard fashion to try to hit a kick, but Ace falls to the ground to avoid it. Vega hits the ground, and from his knees, Ace swings and catches Vega in the back of the heel with the hatchet. Vega screams out in pain as he tries to get to his feet, but he has been cut too deeply. "Guess the joke is on you pal." Ace laughs as he stands and approaches Vega. Vega fights off the best he can, kicking out with his good foot, but Ace is able to catch it keep Vega in place. As Ace smiles, Vega accepts his fate and lies back, taking one last look at the sun. Ace swings and buries the hatchet into the skull of Vega, killing him instantly. He goes to pull the hatchet out, but it it sunk too deep. Ace can hear movement in the distance so he decides to ditch the weapon and retreat, though he is credited with the kill.

47 Remain

Tyrone Blades is crouched next to a tree. He has a long staff in his hands and is wrapping some reeds around the staff. He slips a knife inside the reeds, and then uses the remaining reeds to wrap the knife even tighter into place. He stands and admires his handiwork when a loud bang rings out and the tree he is next to splinters. Once he gets his wits about him, he turns to see "Remarkable" Mark Keaton standing about seventy five yards away with a revolver in his hand. "It's high noon for you Tyrone." Keaton says as he approaches. Tyrone tries to run, knowing his improvised spear is no match for a gun. Keaton fires at him once before he gives chase. Keaton keeps firing as he pursues Tyrone, and manages to catch up to him, thanks to Tyrone coming to a cliff. Tyrone contemplates jumping to the water below, but knows at this height, the impact will likely knock him out cold and he would drown. Keaton approaches, gun drawn. " I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?" Keaton laughs as Tyrone grips his spear. The threat of Tyrone throwing it does not deter Keaton. He gets in close to Tyrone and pulls the trigger, but nothing happens. He pulls again and again. Keaton starts to panic and turns to run. He stops briefly to throw the gun at a laughing Tyrone, but it misses by a mile. Keaton trips and begins to crawl back and beg for his life. Tyrone approaches him and sticks a hand out to get Keaton to his feet. "I'll pull you up, and toss this aside, and we can fight fair, like men." As Tyrone extends his hand, Keaton reaches out but tries to kick Tyrone low. Angered, Tyrone jerks Keaton to his feet and hits him with a superkick, CLICK!. Keaton drops to a knee and Tyrone runs and connects with a knee to the face, CLACK! Keaton is out. Tyrone grabs the spear and makes a few superficial cuts on Keaton. Not enough to kill him, but enough to draw the attention of wild animals. Tyrone then grabs him and tosses him over the cliff, to the water below. A few seconds after impact, the water is stained red from the blood and Keaton has yet to move. Tyrone turns and grabs his spear and walks back into the jungle, not checking if Keaton will drown or be an easy meal for a passing shark. Tyrone Blades is credited with the kill.

46 Remain - End of Day Four

Deaths Thus Far

1. Xander (Parachute failure)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
4. Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex Mussel)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
8. Big Dave (Multiple stab wounds from Kagura)
9. Alice "Baby Doll" Hayes (Drowned by USA)
10. Austin Reynolds (Head caved in with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
11. Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
12. Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
13. Vega (Hatchet to skull by Ace Stevens)
14. "Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off a cliff by Tyrone Blades)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

46 Remain - Start of Night Four

A lightning storm has picked up as night falls. Most superstars settle in for the night under cover of shelter and tend to their wounds and try to rest. Annie Halloway however tries to use the storm to power some computer equipment she found in an abandoned bunker. She is making some progress, as some of the computers will flicker to life momentarily. She is laser focused on the computers and doesn't see Armando Paradyse come into the bunker. He is soaked from the rain in the storm and wrings out his shirt, leaving a puddle on the ground. He remembers he left the door to the bunker open so he goes to close it. Annie hears the door and runs to investigate, but slips in the puddle and crashes into the computer equipment. This sets off an electric shock that kills Annie. Armando is credited with the kill, but he is none the wiser.

45 Remain

Voice can be heard arguing. They are the voices of Justin Cooper and Constantine. "You let Keaton go off on his own and we haven't seen him since." Constantine says. "He knew the risks. Plus its one less person to have to deal with to win the game." Cooper responds. They continue to argue when loud, plodding footsteps are heard. A distorted voice then pierces the night. "This one requires an all weather upgrade." The two Vis Imperium members look at each other, they recognize the speech pattern as that of S.H.I.T. The mandroid is unaware he is close to them. "We need to attack. We have the numbers advantage." Cooper whispers. "No. There isn't enough light to properly see what is going on." Constantine replies. "We should at least try to see if he is alone. Maybe we can get the jump on him if he doesn't see us coming." Constantine takes a moment to think, but reluctantly agrees. The two stalk the mandroid, but aside from the numbers they have no inherent advantage. "Let's follow from a distance. There is a tree we can climb to see where he goes." Cooper points to the tree and begins to climb. Once he is safely in the tree he yells out to get the attention of S.H.I.T. "Hey! Over here!" he yells. Constantine looks up and swears at him and readies for a fight. As S.H.I.T. turns around he sees the two Vis Imperium members and notices a sly smile on Cooper's face. "This one does not like betrayal. This one also respects the career of the one John Constantine. Run if you wish. This one has no qualms with you." Constantine looks confused but backs up slowly as S.H.I.T. turns his attention to Cooper. The Aussie calls Constantine a coward before he leaps out of the tree at the mandroid. A Piston Chop connects with Cooper though and he falls limp. The impact of the blow forced the top of the spine to dislodge from the skull, severing motor function. Cooper looks around, but is unable to move. "You should go now Mr. Constantine." The Hall of Famer doesn't think twice and turns to retreat, officially dissolving Vis Imperium. He turns back one last time to see S.H.I.T. Piston Chop the head of Cooper and see blood dripping from his hand. S.H.I.T. is credited with the kill.

Vis Imperium is officially dissolved with the death of Justin Cooper, though Constantine is still unaware Keaton is dead.

44 Remain - End of Night Four

Deaths Thus Far

1. Xander (Parachute failed to deploy)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
4. Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex Mussel)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
8. Big Dave (Multiple stab wounds from Kagura)
9. Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
10. Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar from Eve Taylor)
11. Keith Kole (Neck slice by Kagura)
12. Yemrez Reqonic (Head crushed with rock by Flex)
13. Vega (Hatchet to skull by Ace)
14. "Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone Blades)
15. Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
16. Justin Cooper (Piston Chopped by S.H.I.T.)

 

[Bernkastel]

Is Japanese pain more painful than English pain?

Given that Japan has the highest suicide rate in the world, yes.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Given that Japan has the highest suicide rate in the world, yes.

I was just making fun of Kagura not speaking English. Way to kill the vibe Ech.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Given that Japan has the highest suicide rate in the world, yes.

That's because they have so many people they have to build apartments on top of apartments.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

44 Remain - Start of Day Five

elegANT is washing his shirt in the ocean when a pair of hands grab him and throw him into the ocean. "Let's see is ants can swim." laughs the culprit, Flex Mussel. Surprisingly, elegANT is able to swim back to shore but is no match for the powerful Flex, who throws him back just for fun. When he lands he lets out a small "ouch" and by the time he is able to get his bearing in the water, it is too late. Flex treads into the water slightly and notices a small stonefish next to where elegANT landed. Flex wisely retreats, not wanting to meet the same fate from the potent venom. Flex is credited with his third kill of the contest.

43 Remain

"I'm telling you this is all somehow Justin Trudeau's fault. This is what happens when the 'tolerant left' is given too much control. I mean, were Nazis really that bad?" The voice is that of "Showtime" David Cougar. He is using a small stick as a microphone and trying to interview a squirrel like animal. "And then I said, the left can't meme." Showtime then falls to the ground, dead. The sound of an axe being pulled from his back is heard as the original Hall of Famer, Everest kneels next to his fellow Hall of Fame brother. "I'll make sure to avenge those who put us here and drove you to this madness." He says before he treks deeper into the jungle. Everest is credited with the kill.

42 Remain

Tyrone is still carrying his handmade spear when he comes upon a small clearing. He makes sure to check the area before he cuts across. He thinks better of it though when he hears a noise. He isn't sure what it is, but he hunkers down low and scans the area again. He sees something moving just on the other side but can't make out what it is. He decides to walk just inside the jungle and make his way there. The movement is Sam Smith, crushing up some plants. He snorts one of the crushed plants up his nose, but just starts to cough and sneeze. "Old habits die hard, I see." Tyrone says as he readies his spear. "Just do it man, I can't get my fix. I thought I had kicked the habit when I became a lawyer, but it came back once I got to WZCW. Why I gave up a successful law career for a forever midcard wrestling career I will never know, but damn it I was a good midcard champion!" Tyrone simply shrugs. "Are you sure you want this?" Smith nods and gives Tyrone an easy shot. Tyrone doesn't buy it and Smith is angry. He throws the powder he had hidden in his hand at Tyrone, but Tyrone was ready and manages to slash Smith across the cheek. The sight of blood freaks Smith out a bit and he runs at Tyrone, who only needs to step to his side and trip Smith, who is clearly under the influence of something. Tyrone takes the spear in one hand and kicks Smith in the side. He rolls over in pain and Tyrone uses the blunt end to smack Smith in the chest. He then looks down at Smith, who is smiling as Tryone takes the spear and cuts across the neck of Smith. Tyrone keeps a hand over Smith's mouth until he bleeds out. Tyrone is credited with his second kill.

41 Remain

The Beard and and The Masked Gent are watching two elephants knock leaves from a tree. They are watching because King Shabba is trying to corral one of them and use it to his advantage. "I used to ride an elephant to the ring, how hard can it be to tame one?" He asks as he prods one with a stick. Beard and Gent approach and Beard distracts Shabba with some poetry, about beards of course. The Gent takes a branch that had fallen and smacks the elephant with it to get it to run, trampling Shabba. He is flattened and Beard begins to celebrate, when he is hit over the head with the same branch. "Why?" he softly mutters. "I'm a changed man old friend. No longer am I the masked Gentlemen, now, I am Xander LeBelle!" Gent proclaims as he rips his mask off. He bashes Beard in the head with the branch a few more times until he stops moving. LeBelle is credited with the kills of Shabba and Beard, making him the first with a double kill. He makes a quick retreat though as the elephants are making a lot of noise.

The alliance of The Bearded Gents is no more

39 Remain

James Howard still has the torch he used to kill Michael Winters earlier in the contest, though it is no longer lit. "Come on you silent bitch!" he yells as he urges Kagura to attack. She feints like she is going to attack, but Howard's MMA background pays dividends as he is able to watch her body language and know it is a fake. Looking at the blood and scrapes, its evident the two have been locked in a battle for some time. Kagura raises her machete and drops it at her side. She urges Howard to attack her. "Honorable move. Honorable, but fucking stupid." Howard charges and manages club her in the arm, but she keeps her ground. He swings again but misses due to a well time dodge. He swings again, with more malice this time and Kagura is able to use his momentum and connect with a judo throw. He drops the torch, but scrambles for the machete. Kagura stops this with a vicious shining wizard. Howard falls flat. Kagura, knowing Howard has a history of neck issues, checks him. He lies flat, but she wants to make sure she has finished the job. She grabs him by the head and lifts him up, and Howard responds by stabbing a knife into her thigh. "Stupid bitch." Howard mocks her as she falls back. He stretches his neck to the side and a popping sound can be heard. "Oh you almost got me, that was a hell of a shot. Luckily surgery repaired most of the damage after my retirement. Too bad this is the end for you." He bends over to grab the machete, but falls to the ground clutching his neck. Kagura falls as well, putting pressure on the now open wound in her thigh. Howard looks at Kagura, who smiles at him as he pulls the knife from his neck and slowly fades into the darkness. Kagura takes the knife to cut Howard's shirt and fashion a makeshift bandage for her thigh. She is credited with her third kill, though she has paid hefty prices for two of them. She knows she must find shelter soon, as nightfall approaches.

38 Remain - End of Day Five

Deaths Thus Far

1. Xander (Parachute failure)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
4. Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
8. Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
9. Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
10. Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
11. Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
12. Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
13. Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
14. "Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
15. Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
16. Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
17. elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
18. "Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
19. Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
20. King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
21. The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
22. James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

38 Remain - Start of Night Five

Amber Warren is fighting with Armando Paradyse and is thoroughly kicking his ass. Like someone needs to call Momma and tell her that she raised a bitch. Out of nowhere, Amber stops the beating. "I know I'm about to do something great, but I don't wanna do this anymore. She walks to the ocean and stands there. Armando follows and tries to push her, but he falls. Amber turns and sighs before he walks into the ocean to her death. Not only did Amber quit right before a big W, but no one can get credit for her fucking off. Armando tries to stand, but feels a sharp pain in his hand. That goddamn stonefish strikes again. Armando stumbles around and panics, only quickening the inevitable. He falls and begins to spasm and takes in too much water. He soon passes. No one gets credit for either kill.

36 Remain - End of Night Five

Deaths thus far

1. Xander (Parachute failure)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
4. Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
8. Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
9. Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
10. Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
11. Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
12. Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
13. Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
14. "Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
15. Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
16. Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
17. elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
18. "Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
19. Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
20. King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
21. The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
22. James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
23. Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
24. Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

36 Remain - Start of Day Six

Steven Holmes is resting next to a rock. "Putting a broken old man on this godforsaken island. Whose bloody idea was this?" He groans. "I rather like the idea of us being stranded on an island with you all." Holmes turns and squints to see Alhazred standing on top of the rock. He is, of course, thrusting he pelvis. "Would you mind taking that elsewhere? You are in the presence of The Elite." Holmes quips back. "Nah, its fisting time old man." Alhazred jumps off the rock and presses a button on his power glove before he bunches Holmes in the chest. He falls over, dead almost instantly. Alhazred presses another button and then touches the glove with his other hand. He recoils a bit. "Might need to turn the electrical flow down a bit. I didn't mean to kill the old fucker so quickly." Alhazred then teabags Holmes before he runs off. Alhazred is credited with the kill.

35 Remain

Flex is running, leaping over some downed trees. He is bleeding on his forearm and back. Someone is in pursuit. Flex tries to leap over another fallen tree, but trips and rolls under another tree. He lies low and keeps his eyes peeled from the direction he was running. "You cannot hide forever. The Devil himself has sent me to do his bidding, and I gladly obey." The voice is that of Dorian Slaughter, who is slowly making his way toward Flex's position. For the first time all competition, Flex looks panicked as Dorian lets the whip he is carrying drag the ground. Flex knows he can't keep running so he gets to his feet and readies to fight. Dorian laughs, he has a clear upper hand. He lashes the ship out next to Flex, who does his best not to flinch. Dorian then lashes it out again and hits Flex in the knee, dropping him to the ground. "If you are going to kill me, just kill me." Flex growls from his knees. Dorian laughs again. "It is not his will." He snaps the whip, catching Flex across the face. Dorian stands in front of Flex and bends down to lick the blood from his cheek. When he does, Flex punches him in the dick. He falls over and Flex grabs the whip. He tries to snap it at Dorian, but is unable to figure it out. He simply wraps the whip around Dorian's neck and begins to choke him. "Bit of a kinky way to go out, don't you think?" Flex mocks as Dorian tries to fight him off. The earlier blows have weakened Flex, but he is still too much and eventually the life is gone from Slaughter. Flex tries the whip a few more times but can't get the hang of it and tosses it aside. Flex is credited with yet another kill.

34 Remain - End of Day Six

Deaths thus far

1. Xander (Parachute failure)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
4. Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
8. Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
9. Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
10. Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
11. Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
12. Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
13. Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
14. "Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
15. Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
16. Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
17. elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
18. "Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
19. Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
20. King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
21. The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
22. James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
23. Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
24. Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
25. Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
26. Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

34 Remain - Start of Night Six

Tyrone is carrying his spear with him when he comes upon two bodies. The first is the body of Vengeance. He has ligature marks on his neck, which Tyrone find suspicious, as he is also covered in blood. Tyrone plants his spear in the ground and kneels to pay respect to one of his first rivals. He notices out of the corner of his eye that the body next to Vengeance moved slightly. "Farewell old friend." Tyrone stands and keeps an eye on the body next to Vengeance. The moonlight is faint, but Tyrone can tell the body isn't dead. Tyrone grabs his spear and in one swift motion goes to plunge it into the back of the other body, but the body springs to life and stabs Tyrone in the leg. "I see you have a keen mind and eye. Too bad here tonight is where you die." Tyrone falls to the ground clutching his leg as Dr. Zeus stands over him. Zeus goes to grab the knife from Tyrone's leg, but Tyrone punches and kicks at him as he scoots away. Zeus begins to flash an evil grin, he is enjoying watching Tyrone suffer. Tyrone continues to scoot away with Zeus approaching. Zeus lunges for the knife, but Tyrone catches him with his boot and Zeus falls to the ground. He recovers and tries to grab the knife, which Tyrone rips from his leg and throws into the night. Zeus looks a little shocked, but then grins again. "You only continue your struggle, but there is way to avoid this trouble." Zeus' familiar rhyming haunts the night. Zeus looks at the moon and laughs before he advances back on Tyrone. Zeus dives toward Tyrone, but he was able to get to his spear and Zeus lands on it. Tyrone uses his good leg to kick Zeus off his spear before he hobbles to his feet and stabs Zeus a second time. "That last one didn't rhyme bitch." Tyrone then spits on Zeus, finally getting his revenge on the Pale Rider. Tyrone is credited with the kill.

33 Remain

The sounds of steel clashing together is broken up only by the sounds of waves. The sound is a katana. Saboteur has managed to find one, which is rather lucky all things considered. He is locked in a battle with Theron Daggershield, who is swinging his prop sword. Theron is yelling a bunch of weird battle cries that just seem to make Saboteur laugh. "You are a weird guy Theron." Saboteur says as they continue their sword dual. Theron says some stuff, but most of it is gibberish that makes no sense. He then swings, but Saboteur blocks and kicks Theron in the chest. "You do not play fair Mr. Infiltrator. Mystra will not look upon you fairly." Saboteur just laughs. "Are you for real?" This angers Theron who runs at Saboteur and tries to tackle him, but Saboteur moves aside. Theron vanishes into the night. Saboteur laughs some more before he gives chase. "I have a real sword, his is fake, why am I doing this?" Saboteur asks himself as he runs. Suddenly Theron jumps from a bush and yells 'boo!' at Saboteur. "Yeah, verbal Critical Hit!" Saboteur is having none of it and swings and decapitates Theron, killing him instantly. Saboteur is credited with the kill.

32 Remain

Saboteur then picks up the severed head and makes it talk, speaking in some made up language. He laughs hysterically. Suddenly Saboteur falls to the ground. His neck snapped. A culprit reaches down and picks up the katana. "No, there is no honor in importing foreign goods. Good old fashioned FlexAmerican muscle will do just fine." Flex then hurls the katana into the ocean. Flex is credited with another kill.

31 Remain - End of Night Six

Deaths thus far

1. Xander (Parachute failure)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
4. Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
8. Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
9. Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
10. Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
11. Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
12. Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
13. Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
14. "Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
15. Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
16. Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
17. elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
18. "Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
19. Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
20. King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
21. The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
22. James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
23. Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
24. Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
25. Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
26. Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
27. Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
28. Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
29. Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)

In A Hidden Bunker

A group of men, seen only from the back, are seen watching the events unfold on multiple monitors. There is a giant board displaying those dead, and the cause of death.

"Almost half the competitors are down and ratings are through the roof. This is just what WZCW needed."

 

[Richard Blonoff]

31 Remain - Start of Day Seven

USA is waterboarding Blade. Despite this, Adams thinks he is still a good guy. "Tell me who the terrorist sons of bitches are who put us here. I know you know!" The torture continues, as USA does not give Blade time to speak. Suddenly Adams falls to the ground with blood tricking from his head. Harald var Krigare stands over the two and swings the pipe one more time, connecting with USA's head and putting him down for good. HVK is credited with the kill.

30 - Remain

"We Europeans needs to stick together." Harald says as he extends a hand to Blade. Blade pulls him down and stabs him in the stomach as he does. "Ireland forever." Blade retorts. He then takes the pipe and bashes Harald until the life leaves his massive body. Blade is credited with the kill. he dusts himself off, but forgets the knife in Harald's stomach as he walks off.

29 - Remain

Chris K.O. is sitting on a stump, looking dejected. "It was only a volleyball, and I threw it away to save our lives!" Eve Taylor yells at him. Chris looks up, something behind Eve catches his eye. He does not warn her as Ricky Runn leaps from a tree and knocks her to the ground. "This is your Austin you heart breaking bitch!" Ricky lands on her and begins to punch away. He has no weapon, but he is fucking her up. Chris walks over and Ricky prepares to fight. Chris simply hands him the crowbar used to murder Austin Reynolds and walks away. Ricky slams the crowbar into Eve's face, breaking her orbital. He swings again, this blow breaking her nose. The third and final blow cracks her skull. She doesn't pass instantly, but Ricky is satisfied. He looks for Chris K.O. but he has vanished. Ricky Runn is credited with the kill.

The alliance of Eve Taylor and Chris K.O. has been dissolved.

28 Remain

"Conspiracy, its all a conspiracy!" Drake Callahan is shouting. He sounds drunk. "Come on you son of a bitch, I'll fight you. I hot a woman once, I'll fight you too." He is drunk, but the footsteps approaching are real. It is Everest. The Hall of Famer holds his hands up to show he isn't a threat. "Drake, I don't want to hurt you. I just want to find out who put us here and how we can get home." Drake isn't having it and swings an empty bottle at Everest and hits him in the head. "I'll send you home in a box." Drake takes a shard of the broken glass and slices the neck of Everest. He then grabs another bottle and starts to drink. The sounds of a gasping Everest anger Drake, who smashes the half full bottle into his face. He then kicks him in the face before he goes back to drinking. Drake is credited with the kill on Everest.

27 Remain - End of Day Seven

Deaths thus far

1. Xander (Parachute failure)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
4. Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
8. Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
9. Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
10. Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
11. Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
12. Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
13. Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
14. "Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
15. Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
16. Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
17. elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
18. "Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
19. Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
20. King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
21. The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
22. James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
23. Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
24. Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
25. Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
26. Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
27. Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
28. Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
29. Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
30. Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten wih a pipe by Harald)
31. Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
32. Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn
33. Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

27 Remain - Start of Night Seven

Drake Callahan is still drunk and having an unusually good time for a man stranded on an island in game of fight to the death. Where he got all the alcohol is a mystery, but he is living his best life. He is partying so hard that he doesn't hear S.H.I.T. approaching. He offers the mandroid a drink once he realizes whats up, but the robot declines. S.H.I.T. then Piston Chops Drake and knocks him backward and to the ground. As the mandroid approaches, Drake tosses his bottle at S.H.I.T. and it causes him to have a freak out. Drake then stumbles forward and grabs his foe and hits his signature Last Call brainbuster onto a rock. S.H.I.T.'s neck snaps and he falls limp. Drake celebrates by pouring one out for the departed homie he is credited with killing.

26 Remain - End of Night Seven

Deaths Thus Far

1. Xander (Parachute failure)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
4. Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
8. Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
9. Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
10. Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
11. Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
12. Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
13. Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
14. "Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
15. Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
16. Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
17. elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
18. "Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
19. Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
20. King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
21. The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
22. James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
23. Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
24. Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
25. Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
26. Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
27. Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
28. Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
29. Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
30. Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten wih a pipe by Harald)
31. Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
32. Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn
33. Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
34. S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)

 

[Dave]

This thread has brightened my morning. Kudos to you, Yazzy.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

This thread has brightened my morning. Kudos to you, Yazzy.

Thanks Dave! Sadly my PC shit the bed so I had to put it on hold, but once I’m back up and running I’ll finish it up.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Tomorrow we begin again

 

[Richard Blonoff]

26 Remain - Start of Day Eight

A massive tropical storm hits the island and forces all the remaining competitors to take shelter for several days. Time appears to be an illusion as the island is hammered by rain and high winds for days on end. Because this is a game of survival mixed with the never absurd world of pro wrestling, not everyone was able to spend their time simply hunkering down.

Stetson Hayes, proud Texan and man of many manly talents, has built a small lean to to survive the storm. He has a few fish he caught over the last few days to sustain himself, though he has had some trouble keeping his fire going, as Hayes is not the personification of manliness he wishes he was. His small bit of shelter was built strategically so that he mostly has the cliffs to his back. He has left a surprise or two just inside the jungle so no one can ambush him from the front while he sleeps either. He hears one of the traps trigger and he rushes to it. He glances down into the punji pit, hoping to find his victim, but instead finds nothing. He is jumped from behind though and feels the life being choked out of him. He struggles, not sure who his assailant is. He scratches and claws the face behind him, trying to fight them off. In an act of desperation he twirls around and threatens to throw himself back first into the pit, though his words are weak. The attacker curses in Japanese before letting go. "Kagura." he coughs. "I always figured you for a tricky one, what with that Oriental ninja martial arts shit." Hayes coughs a few more times before he spits and rises to his feet. "What is it with you types always wanting to fight with honor? I do thank you though, as this will let me to defend myself properly since I didn't see you coming. Not sure how you are gonna see much of anything with them eyes like that though." It wasn't a racist insult, but instead a clever ploy by Hayes as he tries to fling dirt into her eyes (But lets be real, it was hella racist). The heavy rain renders the dirt more mud and it has little effect. Kagura rushes him and tackles him and they struggle for a bit, but Kagura has the upper hand through most of the exchange.They reach Hayes' shelter and he is able to grab a rock from the fire pit and swing it at her, but it hits her arm and not her head like he had intended. They continue to brawl with Kagura's precision strikes doing much more than Hayes' wild swings. Eventually they come to the cliff and Kagura has Hayes crawling away. Both are bloody from the exchange, but Kagura looks empowered by the blood dripping from her mouth. Hayes looks at the cliff and back to Kagura and begs her off. "Have some decency, don't make me go out like this. I know you understand me." He pleads a bit more before he extends an arm. Kagura thinks about it, and reluctantly extends her arm back to let Hayes up. Instead, Hayes pulls her down and throws her over the cliff. Kagura manages to grab some exposed tree roots to keep from falling but she is in a panic. Hayes smiles at her. "I'll spare ya the monologue, but this is for Pearl Harbor." Hayes pulls out a knife and stabs Kagura through the hand. The pain causes her to release her grip and fall. Hayes is credited with the kill on one of the front runners thus far.

25 Remain

Alex Bowen can be seen snorting something up his nose. The man who would use random children at the mall to pass his company drug tests is snorting something in the middle of a battle to the death. It's bees. Alex Bowen is so stupid that he tried to pass the time in the storm by snorting bees. Of course this kills him. No one is credited with the kill.

24 Remain

One of the drone cameras (because how else are we seeing this) passes by the body of Doug Crashin. He is dead. No one saw how he died, but it can only be assumed it was hilarious. There is no one to credit the kill to.

23 Remain - End of Day ??? (The Storm finally passes)

Deaths Thus Far

1. Xander (Parachute failure)
2. Rush (Heart attack)
3. Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
4. Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
5. Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
6. Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
7. Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
8. Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
9. Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
10. Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
11. Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
12. Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
13. Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
14. "Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
15. Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
16. Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
17. elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
18. "Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
19. Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
20. King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
21. The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
22. James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
23. Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
24. Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
25. Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
26. Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
27. Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
28. Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
29. Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
30. Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
31. Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
32. Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
33. Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
34. S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
35. Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off Cliff by Stetson Hayes)
36. Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
37. Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways)